Chapter 245 Fish Soup(1/2)
Humiliating Guanyin?
How could he humiliate Master Guanyin?
Guanyin is also a beauty after all.
He, Sun Wutian, has a weakness.
There is a very fatal weakness.
That means that when it comes to women, especially beauties, he won't be harsh at all.
Don’t dare to use force!
I'm afraid it will hurt her if I exert any force.
I'm afraid she'll get wet...
Well...
I just meant to cry, don’t think too much about it.
Not to mention humiliating Master Guanyin? Look at Master Guanyin’s good-looking face.
Sun Wutian will never humiliate Master Guanyin.
Sun Wutian smiled: "Master Guanyin, do you have any misunderstanding about humiliation?"
"I didn't step on the ground and rub you, nor did I use anything yellow or white to wake you up. How can this be considered humiliating?"
Master Guanyin: "...???"
When Zhu Bajie heard what Sun Wutian said, he felt that Sun Wutian was hinting at him, but he had no evidence.
I feel so angry! But Zhu Bajie is helpless.
...
"You..."
Master Guanyin was so angry when he heard about Sun Wutian!
If she, Guanyin Master, was really humiliated by Sun Wutian like this.
She, Guanyin Master, could find a piece of tofu and kill her, but she would have no face to live in the Three Realms.
Manjushri Bodhisattva: "Guanyin, I really doubt that you are a poor monk, but the poor monk has no evidence..."
...
Sun Wutian said to Master Guanyin: "Guanyin, go back!"
"For the sake of you being a woman, I never hit women."
"Let's go..."
"Go back and tell Tathagata Buddha that I, Sun Wutian, am back again."
"I, Sun Wutian, stand here at the Tongtian River. Do you want to pass by this Tongtian River?"
"Just ask me if I agree..."
Master Guanyin looked at Sun Wutian and thought that he was no match for Sun Wutian.
In the end, Master Guanyin chose to compromise and said, "The poor monk will tell the Buddha exactly what you said."
Master Guanyin left, having no choice but to do so.
...
"Hey..."
"Come here, Pig Head..." Sun Wutian waved to Zhu Bajie.
After Zhu Bajie heard Sun Wutian's words, he looked around, trying to find the second pig head.
But looking around, it seems that he is the only one with a pig head, and there is no second pig head at all.
Although he is the only pig head here, Zhu Bajie is not sure whether Sun Wutian is calling him?
I don’t seem to have any interaction with Sun Wutian.
If there is any intersection? Then there is only an intersection with Sun Wukong.
Zhu Bajie pointed to himself uncertainly and asked tentatively: "Me?"
"Zhutou, be confident, it's you. Apart from you, Zhutou, are there any other pigs here?" Sun Wutian nodded slightly, giving Zhu Bajie confidence.
Here there is only Zhu Bajie with a pig head. If it is called Zhu Bajie, it must be called Zhu Bajie.
Don’t call me Zhu Bajie?
Who to call?
"Oh..."
Zhu Bajie received the confirmation and walked towards Sun Wutian.
"Brother...do you have any orders?" Zhu Bajie said respectfully.
This person is not even a match for Guanyin Master.
If I don't be smarter, I will end up like the little goldfish of Guanyin.
Sun Wutian ordered: "Pig Head, find a big pot and stew this fish."
"I want to drink fish soup, understand?"
He, Zhu Bajie, has a name, Zhu Bajie, and he is the majestic Marshal of Heaven.
This guy says "pig's head" on the left and "pig's head" on the right. He sounds so smooth.
He screamed so happily that you didn’t take him seriously at all!
Zhu Bajie felt quite unhappy, but... due to Sun Wutian's strength, he finally endured it.
He said with a flattering look on his face: "Okay, brother, don't worry, I will stew this fish beautifully for you."
"Well..."
Sun Wutian patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder and said: "Zhu Tou, behave well... If you don't behave well, I won't just drink fish soup, I will eat pork."
"Yes...yes..."
When Zhu Bajie heard this, his body trembled slightly, and cold sweat started to flow from his forehead for no reason...
...
Sun Wutian walked up to Tang Xuanzang and asked, "A Buddhist monk?"
When Tang Xuanzang heard this, he put his hands together and chanted the Buddha's name: "Amitabha..."
Snap...
After Tang Xuanzang finished speaking, Sun Wutian raised his hand and slapped Tang Xuanzang on the head.
"Don't do all this hypocrisy in front of me...answer my questions honestly."
"Yes..."
After Tang Xuanzang received a slap, he instantly became more honest and did not dare to pretend to compete anymore.
Pretending to compete without strength is seeking death.
Tang Xuanzang didn't like big mouths.
Sun Wutian: "Take Sha Wujing and help me evacuate the people in Chenjiazhuang."
"This will be the battlefield of the gods, and the aftermath will not be bearable by mortals."
"Let them leave Chenjiazhuang! Of course, you can also try to escape, but if you are caught by me..."
"The long whip serves..."
"Don't dare..."
When Tang Xuanzang heard Sun Wutian's words, he trembled all over, especially when he mentioned the long whip.
Tang Xuanzang trembled even more violently and panicked.
...
Sun Wukong walked to Sun Wutian: "Brother, are you really going to stop the journey to the west and go against the gods and Buddhas in the sky?"
"What?"
Sun Wutian turned his head and looked at Sun Wukong: "Xiao Kong, are you scared?"
When Sun Wukong heard this, he shook his head: "I am not afraid..."
Sun Wutian patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and said: "Xiao Kong, just don't be afraid. Brother, I won't fight a battle that I'm not sure about."
"Now that saints cannot come to the Three Realms, who among the Three Realms can be my opponent?"
To be continued...