Chapter 20 A Guide to Picking Up Girls in the Cinema
The young people passing by were all very envious and already worshiped.
A group of men and women on bicycles passed by and whistled fiercely at them.
Li Sanbiao made a flower-spreading gesture arrogantly.
Until a group of neighborhood committee ladies wearing red hoops suddenly appeared on the roadside.
"Whose kid is playing hooligan? Where is that kid?"
Li Sanbiao quickly let go of Sun Xiaohong, and the two quickly stood at attention.
Sun Xiaohong was so scared that she lowered her head desperately.
Li Sanbiao still wanted to run away, but found that the aunts had already divided into two groups, outflanking them front and rear, and blocked the two of them tightly.
Li Sanbiao suddenly felt something bad and whispered:
"Xiaohong, that's not good, the enemy is very cunning, we were ambushed!"
Sun Xiaohong was so angry that she pinched Li Sanbiao hard.
The two of them were blocked and had no choice but to do anything.
The leading aunt: "What were you two doing just now?"
"That man, which factory are you from? I'm asking you, why don't you say anything?"
"You still keep your head down. Now that you know it's embarrassing, why did you go there so early?"
"That woman, raise your head!"
Li Sanbiao didn't care, he looked at the aunt with a playful smile, making the aunt tremble with anger.
Fortunately, Li Sanbiao had just arrived at the factory, so he didn’t have much interaction with his aunt, and most people didn’t recognize him yet.
The aunts whispered to each other for a while and said: "This man doesn't seem to be from our area, he must be from outside!"
Thinking of this, the aunts gasped!
Doesn’t this mean that our girls here are breaking shoes with the gangsters outside? They’ve even done it right in front of our house!
Several aunts couldn't help but get angry when they thought of this.
Arresting people is also despicable. It would embarrass one's own area and make outsiders laugh, so it is better to give him a beating to relieve his anger.
Several people immediately showed their broomsticks and rushed forward.
"Let's all come together! Fight the gangsters!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Sanbiao pulled Sun Xiaohong and said: "Run quickly!"
The two of them broke through the obstruction of an aunt,
Li Sanbiao was kicked by his aunt, and Sun Xiaohong was hit with a kang broom in the face, which made her face hurt.
After breaking out of the encirclement, the two of them ran wildly.
The aunts chased after her closely, attracting those watching from the front to intercept her.
The two of them fled to the entrance of Hongxia Cinema and got into the cinema.
There are all young men and women here, and it’s hard to tell them apart soon.
A few aunts didn't want to really catch a gangster and embarrass themselves, so they shouted a few words at the door of the theater:
"Damn it, you kid from the city, if you dare to come to our place again, let's see if we don't kill you!"
Sun Xiaohong was afraid: "Will they come in and catch us?"
Li Sanbiao walked down the slope and said, "It's okay. Let's hide in the shadows. I'm sure they won't be found!"
In his previous life, Li Sanbiao often flirted with girls in the cinema, and his skills were very proficient. When he came here, he felt at home.
I glanced at the film schedule of the cinema, "Handsome Boy", "Small Street", "The True Story of Ah Q", "Xiyingmen"... of course I have to choose a romance film!
Li Sanbiao immediately chose the romance film "Small Street" without hesitation.
Where the cinema sells drinks, Coca-Cola is now available in glass bottles.
Sun Xiaohong asked curiously: "Biaozi, what is that black bottle? Fifty cents a bottle! It's quite expensive!"
The waiter held a screwdriver and replied nonchalantly: "Of course the imported ones are more expensive. Why, do you want to buy them? If you do, I'll open them for you!"
"Don't..."
Sun Xiaohong is still hesitating. She only interned in various units after graduating from high school and has not made any money yet.
This is considered high consumption, and I don’t know if Li Sanbiao is willing to part with it.
Li Sanbiao already has 500 yuan, and he carries ten Unity cards with him. Of course he is not short of money.
But a scheming master will never buy two bottles!
Li Sanbiao said: "This is called Coca-Cola. It doesn't taste very good. Let's buy a bottle together! Well, let's get another box of popcorn!"
Sun Xiaohong: "No, fifty cents is too expensive. I need two bottles of Arctic Ocean!"
Li Sanbiao: "Huh? You like Arctic Ocean so much? I won't buy it for you..."
Seeing the two people showing off their affection, the waiter's face dropped angrily.
The salesperson became impatient: "Which one do you want to drink? Can you hurry up! The people behind are still waiting!"
The people behind me started making noises when they heard it, and they were actually full of jealousy towards the early adopters.
There was a fashionable guy wearing bell-bottom pants, wearing toad glasses, and hugging his girlfriend.
In fact, most of the people who dress up in this fashionable style are not street scoundrels, but wealthy young men.
I felt that both of them were reluctant to buy a Coke, and I felt secretly funny, and even laughed out loud.
Look at how poor they are, how dare they drink such expensive drinks. They can only drink one bottle for each of them!
When Sun Xiaohong heard someone laughing from behind, her face felt a little hot.
Normally, I would have scolded him and asked him to apologize.
But now I don’t want to reveal my identity, so I said:
"Just buy two bottles. I'll borrow them first. Then I can ask my mother for the money to pay you back."
Li Sanbiao: "No, we both want one bottle! Salesperson, give us two tubes!"
When the salesperson heard this, she looked down upon her even more.
These two people are probably just apprentices with a salary of 18 yuan. They earn so little money but still enjoy themselves and drink imported drinks! How shameful.
Fortunately, I usually don’t make things difficult at this time, and throw away two straws with disdain:
"Here you go! Just one popcorn, right?"
"It's really evil. This man... No, what's so interesting about this movie!"
The other couple behind laughed happily: "Hey, this man is obviously trying to show off his fatness. He might not even be able to get the three big things together when he gets married, so he is dumbfounded!"
"Well, look at that man, it looks like he ran in from outside. He probably doesn't even have a bicycle at home!"
"Salesperson, we want two bottles of Coke and two pieces of popcorn!"
Sun Xiaohong said angrily: "These people are so annoying! Why are you meddling in other people's business? Ask my dad to straighten them out!"
Li Sanbiao laughed and hugged her waist without feeling any reluctance.
He was overjoyed, which showed that Sun Xiaohong was a pretty good character.
If a woman dislikes poverty and loves wealth, she will definitely resist any expression of intimacy at this time.
Sure enough, someone behind me was muttering sadly.
"Hey, this girl is still too young..."
Li Sanbiao didn't care about the sarcastic words behind him. In fact, the joy of life lies in seeing others not doing as well as himself and seeing others falling into a pit.
Everyone is having a hard enough time these days,
Many people can drink a bottle of Coke for half a year, but they may not know whether it is Coke or blackcurrant.
It can increase happiness for others. Why bother to explain it!
Entering the cinema, he skillfully held Sun Xiaohong's hand and reminded her to be careful of the steps.
They were sitting in the front row of the cinema,
This one was carefully selected by Li Sanbiao.
A common misunderstanding among obscene men is to choose the last row,
I feel like no one is paying attention and I can do whatever I want.
Li Sanbiao knew that this was a big mistake!
If it is too high,
Girls will unconsciously feel psychological pressure when they see a mass of heads in front of them.
You are very worried about others looking back and seeing you, and they are even less likely to let you do anything.
The correct posture is to bring them to the front row. There are fewer people in the front, so girls will be more relaxed...
Chapter completed!