Chapter 339: I am like a lazy and stubborn donkey who cannot be whipped away without a whip...(2/3)
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Don’t you even want to explain yourself?]
[Hei Yang: Hahahahaha, I can only say that Black Yang’s heart is known to everyone on the road. What can you do?]
[Hongli: Damn it, I was taken advantage of!]
[Hongli: Forget it, anyway, that’s something Hongli needs to be afraid of in the future, it’s none of my business.]
[Hongli: Anyway, my husband save me!]
[Heiyang: Oh, ho, ho, ho, that’s good, that’s good. Xiaolizi’s husband’s voice is very pleasant to the ears. It deserves praise. Please continue to carry it forward.]
[Hei Yang: But, hey, how can I save you, your little sister, it’s up to you to decide.]
[Hongli: Damn, unloyal, big pig’s hooves!]
[Heiyang: Can’t hear, can’t hear~]
[Hongli: Damn it! Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, Heiyang, you wait!]
"Huh..."
Hongli couldn't help but sigh, showing a resentful expression, and turned to look at Xingyun: "Oh."
"Oh?"
Xingyun blinked and tilted his head: "Then what?"
"Huh? Then what!"
Hongli rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "It's inexplicable, crawling, crawling, and walking away."
"Hey?"
Xingyun was stunned for a moment, then cheered and hugged Hongli: "Okay! Sister Hongli is resurrected!"
"Go, go, go..."
Hongli sighed: "It's so troublesome to make friends."
………
"Well, keep an eye on this place."
The map was spread out on the floor, and Heiyang Hongli was making gestures on it. The friends gathered around curiously.
"Listen up! Wedding process."
Hongli pointed at Hei Yang, then at herself, turned around and said mainly to Xingyun Xiaohuo: "Now, you also know that the wedding customs are different in different places in our travel world.
Although I think some places are a bit strange, I definitely respect other people’s traditional customs.”
"And in our Wuse City Wuse Family, you have to follow our rules."
Hei Yang nodded, took out a small black notebook from his body, and said proudly: "Look, this is what my mother gave me, the Wuse Family Marriage Guide!"
"Ha, there's also one my dad gave me."
Hongli took out a small red leather notebook and showed the same proud expression as Hei Yang: "Wise Family Marriage Guide!"
"Wow!"
Xingyun didn't realize it, and clapped quickly, her eyes sparkling, full of curiosity.
"One is black, the other is red, they are different versions!"
"Ah, this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "That's not it. The contents in these two books are actually exactly the same."
"Hmm."
Hongli nodded and continued: "Only the book covers are of different colors. This was for ease of transportation when they were distributed uniformly, because the five-color families have different population sizes."
"That's right, just like when new books are distributed at the beginning of school, each class's book pile has the class name on it."
Hei Yang said that only Hongli understood the words.
"It's the same thing."
"Ah this..."
Xingyun scratched his head: "But if the content is the same, why do Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli use two books? Aren't you husband and wife? Can't you share one book?"
"Still..."
Xingyun's imagination was wide open and she lowered her voice seriously.
"Could it be that these two are actually magic weapon sets, and there is a magical connection between the two, just like the five small fruit cores of our Five Fruit Family, which can produce wonderful effects as long as they are combined together?"
"Uh, so you seemed to have revealed some important family secret just now..."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes, shook her head and smiled.
"No, there is no special connection. I can only say that the publishing companies are the same. They all come from the same printing house."
"Well, if there is anything special..."
Hongli and Heiyang looked at each other and smiled, raised their notebooks together, and said in unison: "It will make us look like husband and wife!"
"Oh——"*4
"Hey, what's your attitude?"
Hei Yang Hongli rolled her eyes.
"Me first."
Hei Yang opened the guide and explained leisurely: "The wedding rules of the Wuse family are that you must go back to your home three days before the wedding to spend three days with your parents.
The moral is that even if we get married, we should not forget our roots and spend more time with our parents, elders and other relatives, who have raised us up like this."
"It's absolutely fine to spend more time with your parents and so on."
Hongli is relatively confident on this point.
That's a request for people with ideals, ambitions, or other things. For these two home-loving guys, it's not a problem at all!
Besides, they won't go far. The distance between Yangli's house and her hometown is only about ten minutes' walk after dinner, so there's no need to worry about missing each other.
“I just won’t be able to see my Xiaoyang for three days!”
Hongli wiped her tears with reluctance.
"I will miss it so much that I can't sleep well at night, woo woo woo..."
[Hongli: Ha, I cried, I was just pretending, remember to play with Lian Mai together tonight!]
[Heiyang:...]
【Heiyang: Oh.】
"Then let me continue."
Hei Yang nodded and continued: "In addition to spending time with my parents in these three days, of course I also need to prepare wedding clothes, familiarize myself with the process, recharge my batteries, etc..."
"Then, wait until that day!"
Hong Li's voice suddenly increased, and she said with a serious look on her face: "Hong Li! Get up at six o'clock and get dressed up at seven o'clock. Relatives and friends may arrive around eight o'clock."
"My relatives and friends here also arrived around eight o'clock."
Hei Yang touched his chin and thought while saying: "We will set off at almost nine o'clock, and then I will pick up Xiaoli at ten o'clock, grab relatives and friends on both sides, and come here, which is our home..."
"That's right, then, everyone takes a seat and we come in together."
When Hongli said this, she was a little stunned.
"Then, we sprinkle water to express our gratitude to the heaven and earth, serve tea to express our gratitude to our parents, and drink a glass of wine together as husband and wife..."
"Well, what happens next..."
Hei Yang nodded and said: "It's about eleven or twelve o'clock. Everyone is getting impatient with the wait. Let's just serve the food without any further nonsense."
"Now we can start eating together!"
Hongli happily agreed: "Eat it to your heart's content!"
"Hey, isn't that right..."
Hong Ling frowned and said: "I am also a member of the Hong family. I have also seen my elders get married. Why do I remember that I should go to see my relatives and friends after this..."
"Damn it! Single aunt, shut up!"
Hong Li's eyebrows twitched: "Don't say any more!"
"???"
Question marks appeared on Hong Ling's head, and she pointed upward: "No, can you listen to what you are saying?
You apologized to me and you started dancing again before even one chapter?"
"Ah this..."
To be continued...