Chapter 378 Night Dream Waiting, Xingmang Naming [A Monkey for God(2/4)
Mr. Fang felt that compared with these women, he was simply sober in the world.
Always able to hit the nail on the head and get to the essence.
The knife is for killing, the hands are for working, the mouth is for eating and talking, and somewhere is for shitting.
That's what he thought, so that's what he said.
"Actually, I don't quite understand. You women, for example, take this face and wipe it off every day..."
Mr. Fang said: "Those who go out also wipe it off and repair it at any time. Those who have problems at home also wipe it off every day. At night, they still have to wash it clean and wash it several times... Why bother?"
"Married people wipe it off, and unmarried people wipe it off too; these things are expensive, why buy them? Just to wipe them on your face all day and wash them off at night... From this point on
To say it, is to say that money has been spent to no avail and has been washed away.”
Mr. Fang said: "And that..."
Just as he was about to continue speaking, he saw three pairs of eyes looking at him in shock.
The three women were sincerely shocked when they said these words to each other that the straight man had reached the ceiling level.
Jing Xiuyun was holding the wine and forgot to drink it. He said with round eyes, "Mr. Fang, how could you ask such a question? This shouldn't be your question, right?"
In the eyes of Jing Xiuyun and Zhao Ying'er, Mr. Fang is handsome and elegant, and he is definitely the type that women like. Since he is the type that women like, how can he not understand the style?
But Ye Meng's eyebrows arched after being shocked.
Because Ye Meng knew that once Fang Che said these words, it meant that the straight male character hidden under the face of Mr. Junya had completely broken out again.
When it comes to dealing with girls, Mr. Fang is very slutty.
When it comes to pleasing girls, Mr. Fang can only rely on unintentional manipulations that he doesn't even know about, so I won't mention that.
But when it comes to how to make girls angry, Mr. Fang is definitely the best among them all!
Ye Meng also constantly figured out this point on his own.
From the beginning of 'selling into a brothel' to the later 'crazy way of slapping girls in the face', it was not until after marriage that Ye Meng gradually realized who she had married!
She really thought that this guy was pretending to be crazy to punish herself.
But later I realized that this guy is good in other aspects, but... when it comes to dealing with girls, his emotional intelligence is from negative to infinite.
Fang Che said: "It makes sense, can you tell me if this is the truth? Is it washed off after applying it? Is it a waste?"
Jing Xiuyun said: "But, after applying it, I feel better than usual."
"Isn't this a lie?"
Mr. Fang said speechlessly: "It's originally a crooked melon and a cracked jujube. Can it be said that if you apply it to look good, you can deceive yourself into thinking you are not ugly?"
Jing Xiuyun, Zhao Yinger: "..."
"Let's use an analogy."
Mr. Fang began to present the facts and reason: "It's like a martial artist with a very low level of cultivation. He talks about profound martial arts theories every day and deceives the world. But as long as he tries it, he will know that he is a fool, right?"
"..."
"This principle also applies to women. For example, if you are originally ugly, put on powder..."
Fang Che was talking about this with great interest, and when he was about to use the truth to conquer these three misguided women, he saw the three women raising their glasses at the same time: "Let's drink."
The three of them clinked glasses and drank it all in one gulp.
He left Mr. Fang aside.
Then the three of them formed a small group and talked together.
The degree of unity is even greater than before.
Obviously, I don't want to talk to him anymore.
At this moment, something suddenly shone brightly in the sky, as if a bright moon suddenly appeared high in the sky, shining majestically and illuminating the earth.
The sword energy is like light, attracting attention from all directions and shocking all dark corners.
"Master Jian has started to frighten you with his sword energy again."
Jing Xiuyun sighed: "It seems the dream demon hasn't been caught yet."
"But the dream demon doesn't dare to move anymore." Zhao Ying'er said.
"But Master Jian can't stay here for long."
"Incubus demons will not hide for a long time. Over time, they will always show their flaws. So...it depends on who is patient."
A few people talked about it.
The sword energy of Ningxue Sword is constantly hovering in the sky above Baiyun Continent, changing directions from east to west, south to north.
It took half an hour before he quietly disappeared.
People under the sword light slept extremely peacefully. It was an ultimate sense of security!
Fang Che stared at the sky, because he felt that during this period of time in Baiyun Continent, Master Jian's sword seemed to have changed a little, and its power seemed to have increased.
I don’t know, is it my own misunderstanding?
…
During a meal, both the guest and the host enjoy themselves. It means that both the female guest and the hostess enjoy themselves.
Mr. Fang had three beauties accompanying him for dinner, but it was as if he had been drinking alone all night. And he was all alone.
The three girls chatted in full swing, and Jing Xiuyun and Zhao Yinger left at midnight.
Fang Che took a shower depressedly and lay on the bed.
Ye Meng lay quietly next to him, lying there, and suddenly burst into laughter for no apparent reason.
"What are you laughing at?"
"It's nothing. I just think about it, the expressions on their faces after they knew your true face were quite funny."
"What am I really like?"
"Rough guy, reckless, ignorant of style, straight man."
Fang Che said angrily: "How thick is it?"
Ye Meng rolled his eyes.
Fang Che was about to punish him when he heard Ye Meng sigh quietly.
"What's wrong?"
"I've brought this all home, when will I get married?" Ye Meng Youyou asked.
"Nonsense."
Fang Che rested his head on his arms and said, "Tonight, you should have made her give up her thoughts."
"Won't."
Ye Meng whispered: "If it were anyone else, maybe they would have given up, but this Miss Zhao is different. Miss Zhao looks quite weak, but she is not someone who gives up easily. Moreover, Miss Zhao has an elegant posture.
There is a kind of nobility that cannot be cultivated in a girl from an ordinary family."
Fang Che frowned: "You mean, her origins are extraordinary?"
"It feels like this, at least it's a big family."
"oh……"
Fang Che frowned.
Zhao Yinger, who is she?
"What are your plans?" Ye Meng asked quietly.
"You still don't know my identity?" Fang Che smiled bitterly: "If my master hadn't forced me, I wouldn't even marry you."
This sentence really hits home for straight men.
But Ye Meng felt relieved instead.
"snort!"
"As for you, I think you seem quite welcoming."
"I?"
Ye Meng snorted, covered herself with a quilt and went to sleep. You actually have the nerve to ask me?
But Fang Che also got in...
…
The other side.
Under night.
Jing Xiuyun and Zhao Yinger were also talking: "How is it? Have you given up?"
To be continued...