Chapter five hundred and ninety seventh: who can have the last laugh (eight)(1/2)
Chapter 597: Who can laugh to the end (8
As the saying goes, people die for money, birds die for food. These people are probably asking their wives to divorce for beauty and wealth, and they are willing to sell their sons.
Under Xiaoyun's command, the ten girls distributed paper and pens in the hall like butterflies. Each of them had three sheets of paper and one pen, and ink was public.
The snow-white crescent paper is all of the best. There are at least one silver coin in this piece, and three silver coins are three silver coins. There are at least four or five hundred people in this hall. There are two or three hundred gold coins in one go. The price of Yun Piaopiao choosing a husband for herself is really not small.
Although most people are not in the way of Miss Piaopiao and the first two conditions are not met, they are still treated equally, including Xiao Han, who was casually caught from the street, also sent three pieces of paper and a pen.
Xiao Han wondered if he was the only one who caught him casually from the street. Everyone here was more awesome than him. Even if he knew that he had no chance, he just thought about it and wrote as if he was a god.
Xiao Han held the brush in his hand and felt amused and laughed. He didn't have that idea, so what was he writing about?
Thinking hard, I couldn't figure it out. Looking at the two of my deskmates writing quickly, I seemed too out of place.
If you have it, just write your own poem. Anyway, it’s not a literary test. I guess I’ll be seen and thrown aside, and it won’t attract attention.
In order not to attract attention, Xiao Han also dipped the brush in his hand with ink and wrote it on the snow-white crescent paper.
In order not to reveal his handwriting, he also changed his font, so that the little girl Yun Piaopiao could not recognize her.
This is Liu Yong's "Butterfly Love Flower", which is also a poem that Xiao Han likes:
Standing on the dangerous building, the wind is soft, looking at the spring sorrow, the darkness blooms in the sky. The grass and smoke are shining in the silence, who can speak in the silence?
I want to get drunk with a crazy picture and sing with wine. It is still boring to have a strong joy. I will never regret it when my clothes get looser and become haggard for her.
Xiao Han was very familiar with this poem. With a big stroke, he quickly finished writing it. According to the rules, he had to write his name on it. After all, there are so many people here, and no one knows which one was written by which one.
Xiao Han thought for a while and signed it "Wushan**".
This is actually a little joke he wanted to make with Yun Piaopiao, and to take the exam to see if she can guess her identity.
This is indeed a very interesting thing.
Xiao Han was not the first to finish writing. He put down his pen and looked around. He found that many people had handed in the paper. Most of them felt that they had no chance, so they wrote some of them casually and signed their names in order to make an impression.
Xiao Han waited for the moji to dry, then folded it in half and handed it to the maid behind him, and then continued to drink the wine leisurely.
Although the wine in the pleasure boat is a bit chewy, it is Xiao Han’s first time eating flower wine, and he still feels it’s fresh, so he might as well eat a few more glasses.
About a quarter of an hour later, a thick stack of crescent paper was put on and handed to Xiaoyun's hands.
"Everyone is waiting here. Miss Piaopiao will announce the result in half an hour." Xiaoyun announced loudly.
Have to wait half an hour?
Everyone was a little dissatisfied, but they didn't dare to make it happen. It took time to shoot so many times. Even if they were not seen alone, they would not be able to get it.
Yun Piaopiao lives on the top floor of the pleasure boat. This floor is the exclusive area of Yun Piaopiao. Only Xiaoyun can enter and exit freely, and others cannot enter without her permission.
"Miss, I've collected it all." Xiaoyun walked into Yun Piaopiao's room with a stack of crescent paper in his hand.
"Is there any special person?" Yun Piaopiao had already removed her veil and revealed her stunning and gorgeous face.
"Not yet, but these people all want to be a lady, your husband," Xiaoyun said with a giggle.
"Did he really not come?" Yun Piaopiao said in surprise.
"Miss, who didn't come?" Xiaoyun asked when she heard the sound.
"Oh, there is nothing these people have written any good things," Yun Piaopiao said in surprise.
"So many, there must be three or four hundred copies. Can I finish reading it in half an hour?" Xiaoyun said.
"This is easy to deal with. Take away all the words written with gold coins, silk, satin and jewelry. You can't read the rest again," Yun Piaopiao said with a smile.
Yun giggled, put down the paper in his hand, and began to look.
It is naturally much faster for two people to read than one person. Whenever you see the above words, you will throw them aside. Therefore, you will quickly finish reading nearly 400 copies, and finally there are only 100 to 20 pieces, less than one-twentieth, and it takes less than ten minutes.
Yun put down the only seven or eight left in his hand, and raised his mouth with dissatisfaction: "Why are these people covered in the smell of money? Do you really think that money can buy true feelings?"
"Silly girl, we are not serious women now, aren't we just selling money?" Yun Piaopiao smiled.
"But, Miss, look at these people, I wish I could take out all my wealth and buy you back. It's so hateful." Xiaoyun said.
"Then what else can you think? People have given up their wealth. Such sincerity is not enough. What sincerity do you want?" Yun Piaopiao said angrily and amused.
"Miss, look at this, a family-born sword. What is he doing? Should he marry a wife or become a disciple? What's the point of showing off with a broken sword?" Xiaoyun held a piece of paper in his hand and commented disdainfully.
"Maybe this is someone's family treasure, maybe it's a sharp sword of magic weapons and swords," Yun Piaopiao said.
"There are magic weapons and sharp blades in the family of the explosion lake. I think he is just looking for a shot." Xiao Yun sentenced this person to death with a swish.
Yun Piaopiao shook her head and smiled. She was a girl who was good at everything, but she was wild and hard to tame. I really don’t know if her husband can save her in the future.
"Miss, look at this, it's so rare that I actually said I wanted to give you a manor." Xiao Yun was rude and mean.
Five or six consecutive days, none of which satisfied Xiaoyun, was sentenced to death directly, and the paper pieces in Yun Piaopiao's hand was slowly sliding off. Obviously, the owners of these slippery paper pieces were also eliminated one by one.
Soon, Yun Piaopiao had only three copies left in his hand, and Xiaoyun had only two copies in his hand. If there was no one they were looking for, I really don't know how to end this scene tonight.
Yun knew that Yun Piaopiao was looking for someone, but she didn't dare to ask who she was looking for. Now the two of them had only four or five left. If they didn't have it, everything they did tonight would be in vain, and even the efforts of the past few months were gone.
"Miss, this person said to divorce all the wives and concubines in the family, and then marry the lady as the wife. Moreover, the lady is in the same place, both men and women are the only heirs of the family property." Xiaoyun said as he had already judged this person as out in his heart. Such a man is simply a scumbag, and he has the face to write these noble words out, which is extremely shameless.
Yun Piaopiao also passed one of them everywhere, and now there are only three left in the hands of the two.
"Miss, I have the last one left here, signed: Wushan, he wrote a poem without writing anything." Xiaoyun's voice suddenly became excited and trembled a little excited.
"Hurry, take it and show it to me." Yun Piaopiao threw down the only two left in her hand and snatched it from Xiao Yun's hand.
Standing on the dangerous building, the wind is soft, looking at the sorrow of spring, the darkness blooms in the sky...
...I will never regret my clothes getting looser and become more tired and I will become haggard for her.
"I will never regret it when my clothes are getting looser and I will become haggard for her." Yun Piaopiao muttered, two strings of crystal tears rolled down.
"Miss, why are you crying?"
"It's okay, Xiaoyun, go and announce that this person is the husband I, Yun Piaopiao, are looking for." Yun Piaopiao wiped away her tears, smiled, and said with infinite joy.
"Miss, have you found the person you are looking for?" Xiaoyun also asked in endless surprise.
"I found it, it's this Wushan**." Yun Piaopiao nodded and said.
"Miss, can this person be compared with Lord Xiao? You want to do it, this is your lifelong thing." Xiaoyun said seriously.
"Okay, you are just a girl, and you are still in charge of your master's affairs. There is no man Xiao Han in this world. Can't I, Yun Piaopiao, find a better one?" Yun Piaopiao rebuked.
"Anyway, Xiaoyun will go wherever she goes."
Half an hour was not long, just as everyone was waiting a little anxious, Xiao Yun's beautiful figure appeared on the high platform in the middle.
Everyone in the hall stood up one after another and hugged the platform. Hundreds of people were silently waiting for Xiaoyun's last announcement.
"My lady is very grateful to you for coming here to support you these days. Everyone will be free of drinks here tonight." Xiaoyun swallowed slightly, and then said loudly.
Most of the people who can come here tonight are worth more than one million yuan. They really don’t care about the money for drinking. What they care more about is the result of the competition tonight. Whoever can get Miss Piaopiao will definitely be a very sensational news tomorrow.
Xiao Han, who was sitting in the corner, still drinking on his own. He couldn't bear it when he saw the blue-clothed turtle slave standing beside him: "Sir, why don't you walk over and listen?"
"I'm here to enjoy Miss Piaopiao's last performance, not fighting for beauty." Xiao Han smiled.
"This is the first time I have seen a guest like you, just to watch a show." The blue-clothed turtle slave said in surprise.
"I already have a wife and children at home, why bother yourself?" Xiao Han laughed.
"Sir, such a good husband and a good father," said the blue-clothed turtlenu. These words came from sincerity. They didn't even have the opportunity to start a family and start a career. How could they not envy them?
"You have this day too, don't be discouraged," Xiao Han encouraged.
"Thank you, Mr.", the blue-clothed turtle slave rarely met someone who looked down on him, and said sincerely.
"If your lady married, you don't have to be a turtle slave anymore. Maybe you will be free soon." Xiao Han said.
"Although I have only been with the lady for three months, the lady is very good to us. I don't want to leave the lady. We don't have the ability to make a living. We are born to serve people's lives." Turtle Nu lamented, "It would be great if the gentleman married the lady."
"Haha, it's unlikely that I'll marry your lady. Let's not say whether your lady can like me or not, and I already have a wife and children in my family. How can I let me abandon my wife and children and marry your lady?" Xiao Han smiled.
"Hehe." Turtle Nu smiled silly and stopped saying a word.
"After my lady carefully read your betrothal gifts, and then compared with the previous two conditions, my lady decided to recruit Wushan ** as her husband." Xiaoyun's excited and high voice sounded in the hall.
"What, what's the name Wushan?"
"Is that bastard who snatched my Piaopiao?"
"I don't care who he is, Piaopiao will marry you today." A fierce man jumped onto the platform and shouted at the people below.
Yun's face turned cold and raised his hand to hold the big man's wrist: "Where is the crazy guy coming from? Get out with me?"
After lifting, the man with hundreds of pounds was thrown out. He could only hear a "thump" outside, probably falling into the lake.
This shocked those who wanted to be lawless and take the opportunity to make trouble. A mere maid was so powerful. Wouldn't that young lady be even more powerful? No wonder people have the requirements of cultivation and can ordinary people control such a woman?
"Who dares Lan Guifang to cause trouble again? This is a role model." Xiaoyun shouted coldly, showing his might, and immediately calmed everyone down.
Xiao Han was stunned when he heard the four words "Wushan**". When the man had caused trouble just now, he took the opportunity to sneak out of the hall, and no one around noticed him.
But then I thought about it and I was leaving like this. Is it a bit irresponsible? How should this master and servant step down?
This is a naked slap in the face. At worst, you can see Yun Piaopiao and explain the situation. It is not too late to leave.
To be continued...