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Chapter 362: Shit of chivalry(1/2)

Chapter 362: The bullshit knight spirit

ps: Five thousand words are delivered today. I would like to ask if I have any tickets?

"Come on, Dashuang, Xiaoshuang, I've seen the wife!" The next morning, Xiao Han ordered the old cat to bring the catwoman twin sisters to Ning Xiner.

Ning Xiner stared at the cute catwomen in surprise: "Oh, why do you look the same? How do you distinguish it from me?"

"Madam, it's easy to distinguish. Look at the color on the tip of their tails!" The old cat came forward and said, "Look, there is a small cluster of yellow in this tail mountain, which is the sister's big double, and the one without yellow is the sister's little double!"

Ning Xiner looked at this and found that there was such a subtle difference. But if you didn’t look carefully, you wouldn’t be able to discover it at all.

However, after getting along for a long time, you can tell who is the sister and who is the sister without having to behave in a physical manner. The sister is more courageous and lively and cheerful, while the sister appears quiet and peaceful. Although the two sisters look from the same mold, their personalities are completely different.

"Master, these big and Xiaoshuang sound like. They are nicknames. Why don't you give them a name?" Ning Xiner was very happy. If these two cute cat girls entered their own singing and dancing troupe, they would definitely become pillar-like characters in less than a few years of training.

"Okay, but what's your surname?" Xiao Han nodded with a smile.

"What do you think?" Ning Xiner looked at Xiao Han with clever eyes.

Xiao Han thought for a while and said, "Let's do it like this, Dashuang, you'll call it Xiao Chen and Xiao Shuang, you'll call it Xiao Lu, how about it?"

"Xiao Chen, Xiao Lu, a good name!" Ning Xiner's eyes lit up.

The old cat man looked at the two stupid cat women and sisters and hurriedly said, "You two, don't you kneel down yet, thank you Lord Xiao Han and Madam!"

The two girls Xiao Chen and Xiao Lu knelt in front of Xiao Han and Ning Xin'er: "Thank you, Lord Xiao and Madam!"

"All up. Since I asked your surname Xiao, we will be a family in the future. I don't like the etiquette of kneeling down, so I don't have to learn from the wife and serve you well. Do you know?" Xiao Han said in a deep voice.

The old cat man was very excited. This pair of catwomen twin sisters was simply a lucky one. They will surely make a fortune in the future. This is an opportunity that the cat man clan has never had before!

"Master, I'll take them both here." Ning Xiner said.

Han nodded.

"Mr. Xiao, what are your arrangements today? Old Maoer prepared for you?" Old Maoer asked.

"No, I'm at home today and I don't plan to go out!" Xiao Han thought for a while, and had nothing to do, so he just stayed in Shufu for a day, "You go and make a cup of tea for me and send it to the study room!"

Xiao Han pushed away the Old General Shu as a study room. After cleaning, it was spotless. The old general was loyal to the country all his life and his life was very simple. This house was actually not owned by him, but was left by his predecessors. The mansion was only the main courtyard, and other places were all allocated to his generals. Therefore, this is a big family, with the whole country working together and serving his life. This is why the old general was able to command hundreds of thousands of troops to fight against the orcs for decades and could not take any more than a step.

After years of military life, the veteran general maintained a nearly harsh living habit and was a role model for soldiers.

The map and sand table were taken away by the orcs, leaving only a room of books they couldn't understand.

Xiao Han read a few casually, most of which were military books about war strategy. These were treasures, but the orcs had no eyes to recognize gold and jade, and they only took away what they could see in their eyes.

The military strategy is all-encompassing, but not just strategy, but also many, such as logistics, weapon maintenance, military organization, etc. A small detail can determine the outcome of a battle. If it is really divided, the knowledge here may not be able to be installed even if there is such a large study room.

"Mr. Xiao, your tea!" The old cat walked in with a teacup.

"Put it there." Xiao Han ordered.

The old cat carefully put down the tea and quickly retreated.

Xiao Han searched all the way and finally found a book called "Orcs" in a not-so-conspicuous position on the bookshelf. When he opened it, he found that it was about the race and characteristics of the orcs.

This book contains nearly a hundred orc races and their racial attributes, with some details and some brief descriptions. The most detailed ones are the more powerful tribes of orcs, the royal family Bemon, the lion, the tiger, the werewolf, the fox, the treacherous, the winged, and the Naga. Among them, the Winged Man refers to the general term for the orc tribe that can fly, and the others are separate ethnic groups.

Of course, there are also subdivisions here. The lion tribe also has ordinary lions and golden lions. The tiger tribe also has ordinary tigers and white tigers, and there are more werewolfs, there are many fox people, and there are more taurens, but there are also differences in ethnic groups. As for Naga, there are very strange groups, and there are not many people, but in the water, except for the sirens, it is estimated that no one is their opponent.

So they are called the Eight Orc tribes! They are called the Eight Tribes for short!

Xiao Han looked at it with relish, verified the things in the book and Zi Yun one by one, without knowing that time passed quickly.

"Brother Xiao, I'm looking for you everywhere, so you're here!" Li'er's crisp voice sounded outside the study.

Xiao Han raised his head and said, "What's the matter, Li'er?"

"Many people came and said they wanted to see you." Li'er said.

"Who are they?" Xiao Han marked and closed the book in his hand.

"I don't know you, the annoying person yesterday is here too!" Li'er said. Long Shi** Ning Xiner went to rehearsal, and Zi Jing was not convenient for him to come forward, so Li'er became the leader.

The loss is that the Ye family members did not find her, otherwise it would be in trouble.

"Let's go and have a look!" Xiao Han said.

Li'er didn't understand the rules very well, so she actually took everyone to the White Tiger Festival Hall where General Shu gave orders.

But there are really a lot of people. If they move to the living room, there will be so many people who can't squeeze out them.

"Mr. Xiao!" Those who came were all from the top ten business associations, and the leader was President Wei Yue of Zongheng Business Association. Below were the Natural Business Alliance, the Business Association, the Longkong Business Association, the Anxiang Floating Business Association, and the top ten business associations came five of them at once. Is there anything important in such a big formation? Xiao Han couldn't help but mutter a few times.

"Come on, come on, come on tea quickly!" Xiao Han shouted quickly.

"You don't have to be polite, Mr. Xiao, we are all guests now. Today we are here together to discuss something with Mr. Xiao." Wei Yue, the leader, said.

"What's the matter? President Wei just said." Xiao Han asked everyone to sit down. He did not sit in the coach's seat, but ordered people to move a chair and sit down. These people were all very proud. If he sat down like this, he would not offend others.

"Tomorrow will be the founding ceremony of the Orc Empire. We are all invited, but we don't know how to give gifts now. It's not good to give gifts if it's light, but it will be criticized if it's heavy. So I'll ask you Mr. Xiao," said Wei Yue.

This is a troublesome thing. Xiao Han himself has never thought about it. If it is a friendly relationship, it doesn’t matter whether it is a serious or serious one. But now it is an opposing relationship. Since we have all come, we must give this gift, but the key is how much to give and what to give. Everyone, look at me, I see you, and you haven’t decided yet.

Look, these people came to him to discuss the gift list. The top ten business associations are in unison and plan to change it up and down according to a gift list, so that others can't talk much.

Xiao Han called the old cat and whispered to him. The old cat understood it and ran out.

"I am the representative of Dayue Kingdom. Is it a bit inappropriate for you to discuss this gift with me?" Xiao Han was unwilling to get into this messy water. He was not incompatible with the top ten business associations. Why do these people come to discuss this matter with him? It's a bit inexplicable.

"We know this is a bit inappropriate, but we really can't find someone who can give us some ideas. Thinking about it, you are the only one who is the most suitable, so we all came here." Liu Yishang of the Natural Business Alliance said.

"Yes, we just need a notary who helps us make decisions!" The presidents of several other business associations said one after another.

Hou Xiaoqiang, president of the Business Association, also said: "Brother Xiao, just help us, otherwise our gift list will not be delivered."

Xiao Han thought for a while and felt that this was nothing, so he said, "You all gave me your own gift list. I'll take a look first, how about it?"

"Okay!" Everyone took out their pre-prepared gift lists and handed them on them, all of which were concentrated in Xiao Han's hands.

Xiao Han asked someone to call Rong Xin, Ike and Su Hongxiu. Although there were still three missing, Xiao Han did not intend to call them. Seven of the top ten business associations are gathered here.

Xiao Han quickly looked at the five gift lists of Zongheng Business Association. There were indeed many differences. Some were of high value, while others were too low. If the five gift lists were floating up and down, they probably wouldn't argue. Now there are tens of millions of gold coins, and the lowest ones are only tens of thousands, which are dozens of times the difference. These people are all very proud of their face. The lowest accusations are the most expensive. This is to flatter the orcs, and the lowest ones are stingy. If such a large business association gives such a little gift, doesn't it seem shabby?

"I have seen the gift list, and it is indeed a bit uneven. The expensive one is a bit flattering to the orcs, and the low one is too low. After all, they are not treating guests to dinner. The gift list for the founding ceremony will be announced to the public. Isn't this a loss of face?" Xiao Han said.

The President of the Longkong Business Association, the Peacemaker and the President of the Anxiang Floating Business Association, both lowered their heads a little embarrassedly.

"Which according to Mr. Xiao's wishes?" Wei Yue asked.

"Haha, I can only provide you with some advice. As for what to do, please decide, right?" Xiao Han smiled and returned the gift list. "I'll ask you a question first. This time, you were invited to the Orcs' Founding of the People's Republic of China. This gift is of course one aspect, and this meaning is the most important. So, don't take the gift too seriously, but you can't take it too lightly. After all, everyone has identities and faces, right?"

"Brother Xiao is right. All these words have come to our hearts!" Hou Xiaoqiang's voice was unanimously supported by everyone.

"But how can this idea be achieved? Have you ever thought about it?" Xiao Han continued to ask.

"Please ask Mr. Xiao to teach us?" Everyone looked humble.

**, you are like humans, and you also want me to teach you that you are clearly pushing yourself up and being the bird that only stands out, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, you have the words first, even if the Orc Empire has any dissatisfaction, he is not afraid.

"The orcs are very poor. They have just founded the country. What do you think they lack?" Xiao Han induced.

"food!"

"weapon!"

"cloth!"

...

Everyone talked a lot, all of which were the things that orcs needed the most at present.

"Mr. Xiao means that the orcs will give us whatever they lack?" Wei Yue said.

"President Wei, I didn't say this, you said it yourself." Xiao Han smiled and denied it.

"Stupid, Mr. Xiao means that if you don't give me any orcs, I'll give me what they don't need!" Feng Ling retorted.

Xiao Han continued to say nothing and looked at them with a smile.

"In my opinion, it's half-to-half. We give half of what we need, and half of what we don't need..." The peacemaker hurriedly smoothed out.

"What half or half are, how to divide it?"

"That's right, it's useless to give gifts. What do people think of us?"

...

One book is useful, half of it is useless. How can I give this gift?

"Let's do this. I've read all your gift list. Let's list all the needed and the temporarily unneeded one by one. Let's discuss it one by one?" Xiao Han saw that they were clamoring and probably had no results for several days and nights, so he said.

"Everyone listens to Mr. Xiao!" Wei Yue waved his arms, and the noisy sound stopped.

"Have you all thought about where the value of this gift list is set?" Xiao Han asked first, don't just discuss what gift to give. The value of this gift has not been decided yet. How to make the gift list?

"One million!"

"One million is too little, at least two million!"

"Two million is still too little, at least five million, otherwise they will be laughed at!"

...
To be continued...
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