Jiang Mier suddenly smiled and asked, "Why are you sleeping in my bed?"

"How come this is your bed? I..." Halfway through his words, Li Xiaochen remembered the three-part agreement he made with Jiang Mier yesterday.

When Jiang Mier lived here, the bed belonged to her.

He either sleeps on the sofa or on the floor.

No matter what you do, you can't let a girl sleep on the floor?

"I'm hungry." Jiang Mi'er looked at Li Xiaochen with her excited eyes, "I haven't had dinner yet. Please invite me to a restaurant for a meal."

"Dinner?" Li Xiaochen patted his forehead, "I actually slept for so long."

"Don't change the subject."

Li Xiaochen shook his head and said: "These days, can we still eat food from outside? Aren't you afraid of gutter oil?"

"Then what do you think we should do? Are we just going to stare at each other until we are full today?"

"I can cook for you."

"Then I might as well go out to a restaurant and eat gutter oil."

Hearing what Jiang Mi'er said, Li Xiaochen was very unhappy: Hey, what does this girl mean? His eyes lit up when he went to the restaurant. As soon as he heard that I was going to cook, his voice trembled.

"Looking down on me? Humph, I'll prepare a table of nutritious, healthy and delicious food for you right away." He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to have a big fight. He couldn't let the beauty look down on him.

"Okay, then I'll wait." Jiang Mier winked playfully and smiled proudly.

Li Xiaochen came to his senses immediately. He stupidly slipped into the trap designed by the beauty.

after a while.

"Is this the 'nutritious, healthy and delicious' delicacy you call it?" Staring at the table of dishes Li Xiaochen had just prepared, Jiang Mier pouted her lips to express her dissatisfaction.

Li Xiaochen coughed twice, straightened up, and explained to her in a serious tone: "Here are Lanzhou noodles, Shanxi sliced ​​noodles, Beijing fried noodles, Shandong Yifu noodles, Sichuan Dandan noodles, and Malay fried noodles from overseas.

And pasta. First of all, it makes a 'table'. Secondly, pasta is rich in nutrients. Former President of Singapore Huang Jinhui only ate five dishes in one meal. I have prepared seven dishes for you. You are better than

The president also ate a sumptuous meal. There is nothing to complain about. Again, there is absolutely no waste oil, preservatives or desiccants in it, so it is quite healthy. As for whether it tastes good or not, you will know after trying it."

"You're lying. There's basically a whole table full of noodles. It's just divided into seven plates. Where are the seven dishes?" The girl was still unconvinced.

"Although the main raw materials are the same, the methods are different. Mapo tofu and braised tofu are two different dishes. You can't deny my dinner called 'Three Thousand Worries Silk' just because of this." Li Xiao

The dust will drive the scoundrels to the end.

Although Jiang Mier was reluctant, she still picked up her chopsticks and started eating.

After taking the first bite, I was out of control.

On the surface, they look like noodles, but when you taste them carefully, they have different flavors.

Seven plates of noodles made in different ways, with different textures and flavors.

Some are chewy and chewy; some have soup noodles that are all in one, smooth and delicious; some are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, crispy and fragrant...

This is Li Xiaochen's best recipe. In the food competition in his freshman year of college, he bravely reached the top four with these "seven weapons".

Unfortunately, no one informed Li Xiaochen when he would participate in the finals. As a result, the judges gave him fourth place.

This has always been cited by Li Xiaochen as a great regret in his life.

Cooking for a beautiful woman is a kind of enjoyment. Watching a beautiful woman eat is also a kind of enjoyment. After cooking for a beautiful woman, watching the beautiful woman eat again is the enjoyment of enjoyment.

Li Xiaochen felt a great sense of satisfaction as he watched the beautiful woman swallow the food like wind and kisses.

Or else, the food appearance of the diners is the best criterion for judging the level of a chef?

At the end of the day, Jiang Mier swept the entire table into her belly. There was still a look of unfinished interest on her face.

"It tastes really bad." Jiang Mi'er wiped her mouth with a tissue with satisfaction, and made a concise and concise summary evaluation.

Li Xiaochen rolled his eyes, pointed at the empty plate disapprovingly and said, "It tastes terrible and you still have no leftovers? I made it for two people, and you ate it all."

Jiang Mier shrugged helplessly and said: "It's terrible to be uneducated. Have you never heard of the idiom 'hungry is not selective'? When a person is extremely hungry, he will eat all the cow dung without hesitation.

of."

Li Xiaochen glared at Jiang Mier with dissatisfaction: "You said the pasta I made is no different from a pile of cow dung?"

"You underestimate your own cooking skills. The food you cook is not the same as a lump of cow dung, but the same as a big lump of cow dung."

"You..." Li Xiaochen was really speechless for this girl who took advantage of her and acted like a good girl.

"Haha, you look so cute when you are embarrassed. I like your expression very much now." After burying Li Xiaochen, Jiang Mier got to the point, "Hey, how are you doing with your homework of copying the talisman and seal script?"

When Li Xiaochen mentioned the talisman and seal script, he couldn't help but sigh.

Jiang Mi'er sensed Li Xiaochen's thoughts from his expression, and laughed and said, "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, have you settled the aphrodisiac talisman seal matter?"

Li Xiaochen sighed: "The situation is under control. I just don't know when the school will expel me."

"No, it's such a big deal. Does it warrant firing you?"

"The key is that Professor Peng is too tough. He likes more than one person. Regardless of whether he is male or female, old or young, teachers or students, every time he sees someone, he kisses dozens of them. Even the old lady who cleans the campus streets is bitten by Professor Peng.

The butt was covered with saliva. In addition to the drool flowing everywhere, there were also two rows of crooked teeth marks on the butt!"

Before Li Xiaochen could finish speaking, Jiang Mier was already holding her belly and bending over with a smile.

"This is just what I encountered on the way to find Professor Peng." Li Xiaochen sighed again, "Not to mention anything else, he just forced his way into the female dormitory building with the intention of harassing female students on a large scale.

, it’s enough to stifle. What’s more, Professor Peng almost destroyed the entire campus. That battle, that scene, really made the whole country full of sorrow, and the sky was angry and everyone was complaining.”

"And the initiator of all this -" Li Xiaochen poked his chest with his finger and said sadly: "It's me. If the school doesn't expel me, it won't be enough for the people to be angry. If the school doesn't kill me, this 'Kentucky Chicken'

, it’s not enough to scare the monkeys. If the school doesn’t kill me, then the whole country will have snow in June, drought for three years, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, the sky will collapse and the earth will collapse, and the people will be in dire straits..."

Jiang Mier laughed loudly and fell on the sofa, almost out of breath: "Have you ever criticized yourself in such a mellow and eloquent way? It's as if the world will be the end of the world if I don't fire you, haha... Oops,

I can’t stand it anymore, my stomach is cramping..."

Li Xiaochen looked at Jiang Mi'er who was smiling heartlessly. He was not in the mood to quarrel at all. His face became even more worried.

After she had laughed enough, Jiang Mier patted his shoulder and comforted him: "Okay, maybe things are not as bad as you think. Who knows it was you who did it?"

Li Xiaochen's eyes widened and he said with understanding: "You mean, even if Professor Peng tells the story, no one will believe it?"

Jiang Mier gave him an affirmative smile: "If you're smart, you'll see through it. If Professor Peng reports this kind of thing to the school, it will only make the school leaders think that he is looking for excuses. His temperament will change drastically when he touches a talisman paper."

?Ordinary people would not believe this kind of thing."

Li Xiaochen took over and continued: "So the school would rather believe that Professor Peng is lying? Then I will be safe? I always feel that doing this is a bit unfair to Professor Peng."

Jiang Mier nodded with a smile: "Everything has its own cause and effect. If Professor Peng didn't have such obscene thoughts deep in his heart, even if he touched the aphrodisiac talisman, he wouldn't have ended up like this. I think...well, Dean, he should

I will turn a blind eye."

Li Xiaochen thought what she said made sense, but he immediately shook his head and said, "No. There's Tang Yao too. Those damn guys from our department took a lot of indecent photos of me and her! If they were posted on the campus forum,

, this is going to be troublesome!”

"Indecent photos?" Jiang Mi'er opened her eyes wide, "Could it be that you and her... eh~ have you reached that level?"

"What are you thinking? She's just sitting on my lap."

"But...that's it?" Jiang Mier's pretty face turned cold, "Then, what else did you do?"

Li Xiaochen saw her expression turn from sunny to gloomy in an instant, and for some reason, he felt a little guilty.

He didn't dare to look directly into Jiang Mier's eyes and said, "I didn't do anything. Tang Yao, you also know the effect of aphrodisiac charms... She told me a lot of debauched and disgusting things..."

"That's it? Nothing else happened?" Jiang Mier crossed her hands on her chest, looking like a resentful woman who caught her husband having an affair.

"I remember... there should be nothing."

Jiang Mier smiled coldly, took out her mobile phone, and logged into the Yinluo University Town Campus Forum.

After rummaging for a while, she found what she wanted in the "Life Gossip Section".

"Come and take a look." Jiang Mier patted the sofa cushions next to her and motioned for Li Xiaochen to sit over.

He leaned over in panic and took a look at his phone. Li Xiaochen opened his mouth wide in shock, almost knocking out his teeth.

In the picture on the phone screen, the charming and hazy Tang Yao was pouting her seductive lips and kissing the melancholy-eyed Li Xiaochen on the forehead.

"You, you, listen to my explanation, Jiang Mi'er, it's not what you see. In fact, because, because of me... no, it's Tang Yao, her... well, to be precise, it should be aphrodisiac

Fu Zhuan. I was restrained by her at that time, so this happened..."

"Were you restrained by her?" Jiang Mi'er stared at Li Xiaochen, disapproving of his words, "You'd better take a closer look at this picture. Look where your perverted hands are."

Li Xiaochen glanced again in fear. In the photo, he saw one of his hands resting on Tang Yao's slender thigh.

The other hand, whether it was to resist Tang Yao's personal harassment, or it was premeditated, firmly pressed the breasts of the heroine in the photo!

"Misunderstanding! This is definitely a misunderstanding! I may not have been completely restrained at the time. But I was definitely pressed by her on the stool and unable to stand up! This, this action was done unconsciously. I actually wanted to push her away.

But I accidentally bumped into Tang Yao's...ahem, accident, really an accident!"

Jiang Mier smiled sarcastically: "The evidence can be interpreted from many angles. But there is always only one truth. No matter whether you really mean it or not, you can't change the ironclad fact that you are a **."
Chapter completed!