Chapter 9, You are a beautiful man

Due to the guilt of cooking without rice, Lu Bu automatically reduced the amount of practice. He took Ye Xiaoyi, who was so hungry that he was dizzy, and he hid through noon and afternoon. It was not until night fell that the two stopped.

"Brother, you said you have a way tonight... What is the way?" Lu Bu was hungry. Seeing Ye Xiaoyi starving, he hurried forward to support him.

"...Be a gentleman." Ye Xiaoyi was righteous.

"…?" Lu Bu was confused.

"A gentleman on the Liang Dynasty." Ye Xiaoyi turned to ask Lu Bu, "How many big families are there in your city? I mean, except for your Lu clan, what kind of livestock do they have in their family?"

"There is..." Lu Bu raised his fingers and reported all the wealthy families in the city, including their families, to Ye Xiaoyi clearly.

"Then let's go to the Wang family in the south of the city." Ye Xiaoyi nodded and locked in the target.

"What do you want to do, and what is a gentleman on the Liang Dynasty?" Lu Bu asked, and he saw a terrifying green light popping up in Ye Xiaoyi's eyes.

"A gentleman on the Liang Dynasty embezzled other people's property to save his life, but he didn't have too many extravagant requests." Ye Xiaoyi tried to speak nicely, but Lu Bu still understood the trick.

"Thief?" Lu Bu said quickly.

"Why is it so ugly?" Ye Xiaoyi frowned.

"It's either ugly or nice, anyway, I won't do anything to steal things." Lu Bu refused.

"No one asked you to steal things." Ye Xiaoyi curled his lips, "Brother, if you have something without a master, will you consider stealing it?"

"Of course not."

"Then I will ask you to take the things that have no masters or not?"

"Take it, but..."

"Since you agree, everything is easy." Ye Xiaoyi was ready to ask Lu Bu to bring the ignition tool.

"What are you going to do?" Lu Bu handed the ignition guy to Ye Xiaoyi, and a trembling feeling arises.

"Made ownerless poultry. Hehe, hehe." Ye Xiaoyi seemed to see the roast chicken swaying in front of her eyes, and her saliva fell three thousand feet.

"You... can't set fire to others." Lu Bu wanted to faint. In his past fifteen years of life, all literati were very elegant, at least elegant, not as handsome as Ye Xiaoyi. His personality was like a rogue on the street, but there was no reason to refute him.

"Don't worry, I don't burn other people's things. I'm only responsible for lighting the fire, but I don't care wherever the wind blows the fire." Ye Xiaoyi practiced martial arts in the yard for most of the day and knew the direction of the wind. Looking at Lu Bu's reluctant face, she asked: "Brother, don't you want your brother to starve to death, do you?"

"I don't want to." Lu Bu was determined.

"Then let's lead the way and take me to the Wang family." Ye Xiaoyi put on the "crime tools" and pushed Lu Bu to the Wang family in the south of the city.

The rich people in ancient times were not the same as the rich people in modern times. Especially Jiuyuan was still a small place, so the Wang family seemed very ordinary, with a larger yard and more rooms. Of course, the most important thing is that the Wang family also has a lot of poultry and livestock, but in Ye Xiaoyi's eyes, they are about equal to barbecue.

After reconnaissing the terrain, Ye Xiaoyi saw that the courtyard wall on the side where the Wang family raised livestock was not high, and there was a small hole - convenient for livestock and poultry feces to be discharged into the street.

Disgusting, the ancients were just disgusting. There were no good hygiene habits.

Pinching his nose, Ye Xiaoyi lit the straw balls prepared in his hand and placed them at the small hole.

"Xiaoyi, this is not right." Lu Bu grabbed Ye Xiaoyi.

"What's wrong? I lit the straw ball outside the wall. Of course, I can't blame me wherever it rolls when it burns." Ye Xiaoyi looked at the fire ball rolling into the hole and showed a smug smile.

"But……"

"Brother, is there anyone over there?" Ye Xiaoyi pointed to the distance. Then, taking advantage of the moment when Lu Bu was observing, he kicked the fire ball into the small hole with his feet.

"No one." Lu Bu turned around and found that the fire ball was gone.

"Brother, it can be seen that God agrees with us robbing the rich and helping the poor." Ye Xiaoyi swallowed his saliva. She had already heard the restlessness of the animals - horses neighing, cows, and dogs, and vague voices of people.

"Brother, it seems that someone is coming again, please take a closer look." Ye Xiaoyi used the same trick again. Lu Bu turned his head stupidly, and Ye Xiaoyi bent down and lit more straw balls and threw them in. There was fodder in the place where cattle and horses were raised, so she was not worried that the fire would not be lit.

Now the Wang family's yard wall became even more lively. Poultry was locked in cages and could only scream, but there were no need to worry about the many cattle and horses tied to the stakes. They kept screaming when they saw the flames, broke free and circled around, kicking around with their hooves and slamming with their horns.

In Jiuyuan City, most people's walls are not strong, they are mixed with mud and grass, and solidified. As for the brick and stone houses, they seem to be a luxury, with very few users. Therefore, those cattle and horses hit the mud walls as if they were desperate, and the mud walls were shaking. The fences surrounding poultry fell to the ground when they were trampled by cattle and horses. The poultry yelled and spread their wings and flew around.

"This, this... brother, you... the people from the Wang family were alarmed." Lu Bu was nervous when he saw the fire getting bigger and bigger.

"Brother, please help me stare over there." Ye Xiaoyi pointed to the distance. Lu Bu acted as he said, and Ye Xiaoyi stretched his hand through the hole, pulled a hen and a duck out.

Hearing the chirping of chickens and ducks, Lu Bu turned around. He saw Ye Xiaoyi's face blooming with smiles.

"Brother, they flew out by themselves, so they were considered ownerless poultry." Ye Xiaoyi signaled Lu Bu to ask the two animals to "shut up".

"This is obviously the king..." Lu Bu was covered by Ye Xiaoyi's mouth.

"It's the Wang family's house, and it's ours when it's flying out. If you don't believe it, ask if they belong to the Wang family. If they agree, I'll put them in, how about it?" Ye Xiaoyi thought to himself, why is Lu Bu so honest? This is not a martial artist, it's a corrupt scholar.

"..." Lu Bu was so choked by Ye Xiaoyi that he couldn't speak. Although he couldn't understand how the chickens and ducks flew over such a high courtyard wall, since he had Ye Xiaoyi's instructions, he broke the necks of the two chickens and ducks and put them in his arms.

"Okay, brother, you go home first." Ye Xiaoyi nodded to Lu Bu.

"Why, brother, let's go back together." Lu Bu refused to leave Ye Xiaoyi.

"Brother, I have my own opinions. Go home quickly and put the chickens and ducks into the east house, don't make a sound, then change your clothes and practice martial arts in the yard." Ye Xiaoyi heard the noise of the Wang family getting louder and louder, and urged Lu Bu, "Hurry, it's not too late, it's too late."

Lu Bu didn't understand what Ye Xiaoyi was going to do, but seeing Ye Xiaoyi was determined to do so, he had to hold the chicken and duck and run home. Ye Xiaoyi watched Lu Bu's back disappear, and he jumped up with both hands to the wall, stood firm and roared, and yelled with all his strength: "It's a fire~~~~"

The ancients emphasized working from the sunrise to the sunset. When Ye Xiaoyi shouted, everyone near the Wang family had already fallen asleep. They were awakened by Ye Xiaoyi's shout, so they pulled a piece of clothes on their bodies, took out the buckets from their own houses, and came out to see where the fire was on.

"Come and put out the fire~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The group of people who were sleeping in a mess did not know why. When Ye Xiaoyi shouted, they all went forward to break the wall and poured the water from the bucket into the fire as the poultry flew everywhere. Of course, the chickens, ducks, and cattle and horses that fled in all directions covered the fact that Ye Xiaoyi stole two, and the broken wall destroyed all the traces of Ye Xiaoyi's arson.

It's so cool.

Ye Xiaoyi smiled and directed everyone to destroy her crime scene. She didn't know that this method of evading guilty was later recorded in "Asian Records of the History of the Han Empire·Wuyuan County Chronicles": On that day, the fire of Jiuyuan rushed into the sky. Lord Ye Xiaoyi emerged from nowhere, standing on a high wall, laughing at the change of color, saving the people from danger, saving the people from water and fire...

Of course, that's a later story, so I won't say it for now.
Chapter completed!