98. I'm joking (two in one)(1/3)
A decent breakup requires the following things:
When you wake up in the morning, fill the other person with toothpaste, wake up the other person with your forehead, and give him a sweet smile. Good morning.
He looked at the other person with a doting look and finished washing up.
I prepared breakfast for the other party. If the milk is warm and the bread is fresh, pair it with strawberries.
Then, in a gentle and soft way, wipe off the residue at the corner of her mouth.
You will change into the most expensive but not the most comfortable clothes you rarely wear in your life, because you feel that this day requires a sense of ritual, and clothes are the most important part of the sense of ritual.
You'll book a private car to the safari, the most expensive one, if you don't have a driver, you'd rather rent a McLaren.
In the zoo, you will tell her the interesting stories about these animals, their own characteristics, what they like and hate, and take a beautiful photo full of compositional art for your beloved girl and the animals she likes.
Perhaps, as a commemoration, you will ask passers-by to take a photo for you.
In the photo, you and her will show the best smile in their life, because this will become your most important memory.
After that, you will go to a movie she likes, and you will hold her hand throughout the whole process and will not let go except to go to the bathroom.
Maybe some more intimate actions can be done in the dark.
After the movie ends, you will take her to have a luxurious Western meal, preferably a Michelin-starred one with an average consumption of over 700 yuan.
You don't want to leave any regrets, so food is crucial to you and her.
At around 8 o'clock in the evening, you will take her to the concert she wants to see. Many people like the singers she likes may not have heard of, but they have a very beautiful voice and a master-level singing ability.
At the concert, even if you can't sing, you will hold her hand and hum and hum softly.
The song ends and the people part, and this day will usher in the most important part of the ceremony.
When you go home, stand under the sycamore tree in the courtyard, with a brilliant galaxy on your head, and a beautiful spring breeze flowing around you. You will tell her every detail of your previous relationship and remember her face deeply in your mind.
Every frown, smile, word and word at that time will be engraved in your memory unhappily, until the day when you get old and forget it because of illness or death.
After doing this, it is time to put an end to your years of mutual support.
You will say good night to her gently and then give her a farewell.
You may be sad, sad, or reluctant in the end, but these are the processes you expected. You need this process to make each other and recognize yourself.
Therefore, when you say the word "breakup", a new chapter in your life will begin.
She may be sad and sad, maybe she is just reluctant to leave because she can't eat such delicious food in the future, but you won't stop just now, you will turn around and leave until you disappear until you can't see her again.
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Wake up the next morning.
Xia Yuan went to the bathroom to squeeze toothpaste for Ying Sitong, but as we all know, after buying the toothpaste, he would use 80% of it in the first month, and the remaining 20% would be used in the remaining 2 months.
They had been away from Yunze City for too long and had no time to buy new toothpaste.
So, after all the effort, Xia Yuan rolled the toothpaste several times but failed to fill her toothbrush.
So he went back to the room and started doing the second thing-
Use your forehead to wake up the other person and give him a sweet smile. Good morning.
When he returned to the room and took a look, Xia Yuan frowned in disgust.
As we all know, the beautiful young woman in the blood clan has always had a bad sleeping position. She always sleeps on her tummy, her hair covers her face and she still has saliva all over the floor.
Xia Yuan pulled her hair away and gently dipped her lips on her face.
When I was having breakfast in the morning, Ying Sitong had a severe cough because she was eating a little too fast.
She sprayed the bread mixed with milk together, and some residue flowed out from the corners of her mouth and nose.
Xia Yuan hesitated for a moment and handed her a tissue.
After breakfast, Xia Yuan changed into a white suit. This was specially made for two thousand yuan when he was auditioning for an urban comedy.
Because the weather became warmer, Ying Sitong only wore a thin white sweater and a pair of jeans.
It looks casual and casual, and a flat figure has one advantage, that is, it doesn’t matter what you wear.
Anyway, the other party is looking at the face, as long as the face looks good, it looks good.
On the way to the bus, Xia Yuan was splashed with mud by a passing car.
This is rainy season, so it rained all night yesterday.
White suit pants are spots.
Xia Yuan thought to himself how he could be so unlucky.
...
When he arrived at the safari, Ying Sitong ran to see the sloths excitedly.
She said that her life ideal is to sleep 22 hours a day and eat with two hours.
This kind of life is much better than salted fish.
Xia Yuan's mouth twitched twice, and he didn't know where to start all the lines about animals that he had prepared.
I walked around the zoo. Perhaps because of the cloudy day, there were not many tourists in the zoo. Monkeys jumped on the trees in the distance, and some deer occasionally came out of the woods to find food on the grass.
Xia Yuan took a photo of Ying Sitong with Xiaolu.
The only drawback is that when Ying Sitong squatted down and hugged the deer's head, the little cutie licked it with her tongue.
Mixed with the fragrance of green grass, the beautiful young woman in the blood tribe looked like a noodles with clear soup.
To some extent, this is a photo full of compositional art and real life.
Xia Yuan begged passers-by to take photos of the photos for the auntie were not satisfactory.
Behind the two of them taking a photo, a red-faced monkey squatted on the tree and held the branches in both hands, doing an indecent pose of firing.
Maybe it's a popular shooting technique in the age of aunts—
She took the heads of the two people very large, and just put the two people's upper bodies in the photo frames.
In this minute, Xia Yuan accepted something-
The most unexpected thing in the world.
The plan is mostly about some emergencies.
There is nothing perfect.
Therefore, people should be calm and peaceful. Although the process is a little tortuous, the general direction is still correct.
After that, Xia Yuan took Ying Sitong to watch the movie she proposed.
Who knew that the beautiful young woman in the blood clan fell asleep in less than 5 minutes after the opening, and could not wake up the whole process.
Except for holding her hand, nothing else was done according to Xia Yuan's plan.
After the movie ended, Xia Yuan took Ying Sitong to have Western food.
Michelin-starred people with per capita consumption of over 700 need to be booked in advance. Xia Yuan is late and has no seats, so it is expected to queue for more than 2 hours.
The two of them had a steak at the Beacon, the one with a per capita of 75.
Two of them were naughty kids in the store where runners threw food to play.
A piece of pizza covered with cheese flew to Ying Sitong's clothes. While she was hiding, the pizza hit the boy behind her. The boy was frightened and fell down and pulled over the tablecloth.
The tablecloth overturned the meal, and the food all over the floor made the passing waiter slide on the ground, and the tray in his hand flew upwards.
The ice coke splattered the beautiful young woman in the blood clan.
Xia Yuan felt very uncomfortable.
However, even though the whole day was not very smooth, he felt that at least there was a concert that Ying Sitong liked.
When I went to the concert, the organizer said that the singer had an accident and suddenly had a high fever in the afternoon. Now that I can't go on stage, I either change the sign or refund the ticket.
Xia Yuan thought, is this a plane or a concert?
In order to book this ticket yesterday, he went to the scalper to spend 5,000 yuan each to buy a handshake seat.
The refund can only be 1,800 yuan, and the loss is 3,200 yuan in vain.
He said he would rather bring a new female ticket to see after breaking up than refund the ticket.
After leaving the concert venue, the scalpers outside found Xia Yuan.
"It doesn't matter if I can't listen to my aunt's concert. I have tickets to other singers here. Do you want it tonight?"
"Yes." Xia Yuan's neck was very hard. He must watch a concert tonight, even Song Xiaobao's.
Ying Sitong held his hand next to him and shook her head, feeling sorry for him spending money randomly.
The scalper asked him, "One of Cai Ya, one of Xiao Teng, and one of Dr. Chen's, which one do you want?"
"I……"
Cai Ya's ticket is in the Central District, 1,200 per ticket.
To be continued...