Chapter 41 Two Silly Birds
Lu Hua said: "Conspiracy? What conspiracy?"
Lu Hua is a typical man with a well-developed limbs and a simple and muscular mind. Nie Chu was too lazy to explain to him. He let out a smoke ring and suddenly said, "Let's go, go find a beautiful reporter."
Two guys with severe overexpression of male hormones stopped the vehicle on the street.
The driver asked: "Where are you going?"
Lu Hua turned his eyes to Nie Chu and asked, "Brother Chu, where are we going?"
Nie Chu said: "That, go to Huaya TV headquarters."
The driver agreed, and the broken and old taxi sighed and went on the road. The car radio was playing Huaya News, and a pleasant female voice with extremely penetrating power was broadcasting the news.
"This station news, after the personal appraisal of the cultural relics appraisal master, Mr. Chu Hanwen, the treasures collected by Mr. Ximen Xing, Chairman of Ximen Auction House, are indeed authentic works during the Zhengzong period of the Qingming Festival. According to this, Mr. Ximen Xing's lawsuit to claim $1 billion in compensation from Huaya Insurance Company. According to the analysis of senior lawyer Mr. Xu Guoxiong, this lawsuit is likely to become the largest claim case since the founding of Huaya, and may completely bankrupt the Huaya Insurance Company, which has long been plagued with debts."
"This station news, the Yanjing police are currently working hard to carry out investigation work, but the terrorist organization "Metal Storm" that robbed the original works of the "Qingming River During the River" denied it on its official website, claiming that the original works have fallen into the hands of the latest terrorist "bad beasts", which made the case even more confusing."
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Lu Hua groaned: "My grass, the police in Yanjing are really a bunch of waste. After so many years, they are unable to even wipe out a terrorist organization. Now they have lost national treasure-level cultural relics like the "Along the River During the Qingming Festival". They are such a fucking group of grass chickens."
Nie Chu disagreed and said, "That's hard to say. Don't forget that the Yanjing Police Chief is Long Ying. There is no article here, and it's unknown."
Lu Hua slapped his head, and looked respectful in his eyes, and suddenly said, "Yes, why did I forget that Director Longying has pinched it!"
The taxi driver suddenly interrupted, "Don't have too much hope for Longying. Since Miss Hua was elected Mayor of Yanjing five years ago, Longying's good life in Yanjing Police Station has ended. Now the Yanjing Police Station is no longer the leader of Longying. If I really want to change the director of Longying, I am not praising him for him, but I am afraid that it will take me to reach the "Metal Storm" ability. I'm afraid it will take two days to go."
Nie Chu Youran took a breath of cigarette and said calmly: "Master, be careful that disaster comes from your mouth. I heard that everyone dares to kill the things 'Metal Storm', as long as you offend them."
The taxi driver's face changed slightly, and he was indeed silent. It seemed that Nie Chu was not saying anything, and the shock of the metal storm was not as strong as it was.
Lu Hua suddenly said, "Hey Brother Chu, what's the thing you said? Hei actually got on the head of the 'Metal Storm' by eating Hei. He is so damn courageous."
Nie Chu shook his head and said, "What a ghost knows what it is."
Lu Hua suddenly exclaimed: "Hey, Brother Chu, why is this guy's nickname exactly the same as your name? Could it be..."
Nie Chu browed, but at this time Lu Hua could not help laughing. Obviously, even he himself didn't believe that Nie Chu and the "Nie Jiu" would be the same person.
After a while, the car arrived at Huaya TV Station, and a towering building caught the eyes of Nie Chu and Lu Hua.
As soon as he got off the car, Lu Hua suddenly pulled Nie Chu and roared in his throat: "Brother Chu, look at the beauty in front of you!"
Nie Chu looked up and looked forward. Sure enough, he saw a slim girl walking out of the building's door. She was indeed a big beauty selected from thousands of people! This big beauty was wearing a professional suit. Because her delicate body was very slender, the length of the skirt was only enough to reach her thighs, so she exposed two pieces of pink and white round thighs, which was very eye-catching.
This beauty has a absolutely first-class figure and delicate facial features, which generally gives people a graceful and luxurious feeling.
Lu Hua's eyes were already straightened, and his throat kept making wild beast-like cooing sounds, looking a little terrifying.
At this time, a gentle young man holding flowers suddenly appeared and rushed towards the beauty. Nie Chu quickly got his eyes and kicked a piece of banana peel in front of him with a light kick, just on the way that the gentle young man could pass. The gentle young man had no idea, and stepped on the banana peel...
First there was a "squeak", then a "scratch", then there was a "hearing" sound and screaming of heavy objects falling into the ground.
After everything was confirmed, the gentle young man had already cheated on the street in a very embarrassed manner. His straight trousers had already cracked from his crotch, and this guy rarely relived the feeling of wearing open crotch pants.
The beauty was stunned at first, then smiled, and finally laughed loudly. It seemed that she was considering that she had lost her ladylike demeanor, so she stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, but her delicate body was already trembling like a flower branch.
The gentle young man smiled awkwardly, got up and ran away in panic.
Nie Chu then whistled, put his hands into his pockets, and blocked the beauty's way. Lu Hua was stunned, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and blocked the beauty's retreat.
Li Ping only saw the figure swaying, and two tall and slender young men had already blocked her way, as if they wanted to be ill-intentioned to her. Faced with such a situation, Li Ping didn't seem very panicked. However, it was all at the entrance of the TV station, and there was a security guard not far away.
"Who are you? What do you want to do?"
Nie Chu stretched out his hands freely and smiled: "Miss, don't get me wrong. We have no malice. We just want to borrow for two minutes, just two minutes, OK?"
Li Ping's pink face turned cold and said coldly: "I'm sorry, I'm very busy and I don't have time."
After saying that, Li Ping had already bypassed Nie Chu and walked forward quickly. Nie Chu followed a few steps and stopped Li Ping again, still smiling: "Oh, no, I believe you will have time. Please listen to me and finish your words?"
Li Ping glared at Nie Chu with some anger. This was the first time she had encountered such a rude young man.
"Well, what's wrong with you?"
Nie Chu smiled and said, "I want to reveal an amazing secret to you. We, my companions and I have discovered the Siberian tiger variant in the primitive cluster 500 kilometers north of Yanjing City! A large tiger with a super large size, high intelligence and able to speak people's words. I believe this discovery will shock the world..."
Li Ping exhaled and said, "You said tigers can talk?"
"Yes, yes, yes..." Lu Hua finally inserted his words incoherently, "Talks can talk, oh no, tigers can talk."
Li Ping glared at Nie Chu for three seconds, suddenly pointed to the water in front of him and smiled, "Did you see the pool in front of you?"
Nie Chu and Lu Hua looked back and nodded at the same time.
Li Ping said: "You go to the edge of the pond and have even more amazing discoveries there."
Lu Hua asked silly: "What discovery?"
Li Ping said: "There are two birds swimming under the water in the pond."
Lu Hua scratched his head and said, "No, I heard that birds fly in the sky, how could they swim under the water?"
Li Ping said: "Because those are two stupid birds, they can only swim but not fly."
Lu Hua was stunned and then laughed: "Haha, you are fooling us, and the genius believes what you said."
"OK! That's exactly what I want to tell you."
Li Ping glanced at Nie Chu and Lu Hua coldly, and walked around Nie Chu again and walked away.
Chapter completed!