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Chapter 2 How did you go to the police academy?

As soon as Nie Chu returned home, he saw a guy leaning his head and looking into his yard.

"Who are you looking for?"

"Is this Nie Chu's family?"

"What's the matter? Master, I am Nie Chu."

The visitor said happily: "I finally found it. I came here to send an admission notice. Congratulations on your admission to Yanjing Police University."

"Uh, this..."

Nie Chu fell silent, his eyes wider than those of a bull.

How is this possible? Could it be that the sun hit the west side? He didn't even take the college entrance examination, so how could he be admitted to the police officer's university?

"ah……"

Nie Chu suddenly screamed, rushed to the second floor study like a madman, and entered the Yanjing Police University's admissions network as fast as possible. After checking, his name was listed! Nie Chu, who was unwilling to give up, immediately invaded the Yanjing University's admissions system as fast as possible, intending to change the information in the new student database and erase his information.

Just kidding, Nie Chu never wanted to be a policeman.

In Nie Chu's opinion, when a policeman gets up earlier than a chicken, sleeps later than a cat, fucks more than a cow, eats worse than a dog, and is at risk of losing his life at any time. That is the most promising profession in the world!

Delete, invalid! Damn, it was actually locked! No, he can even delete or change the information in the Lanqi Bank database. How could he not handle the information in the Yanjing University freshman database? There is only one explanation, it must be that the stinky old man is making a fool! Dead old man, stinky old man, it must be that he has encrypted his own information, making it impossible for him to delete...

Nie Chu shouted and hit the wall of the study.

Don't get me wrong. Our wise and powerful protagonist is not that he is unable to think about it and wants to commit suicide by hitting the wall, but he is going to settle the score with someone.

Before Nie Chu hit the wall, the wall automatically cracked a crack from it. It turned out that there was a secret door here, but it was controlled by photosensitive! As soon as Nie Chu walked into the secret door, the entire space began to sink, about fifty meters. The secret door opened again, and Nie Chu had already entered a completely different world.

This is a huge underground space, with all kinds of instruments in the space, but in the center is a huge computer display screen, which has been hanging from the top of the space, almost separating the entire space in half. Behind the computer display screen are countless dense cables, crisscrossing throughout the space, giving people a strange feeling of a messy space.

In front of the huge computer display screen, there was a recliner, and a little old man was lying in the chair. His hair and beard were all white, and he was so thin that he was skinny that he was skinny. If he hadn't been a pair of eyes, he would have looked bright, and at first glance, he would have looked no different from a zombie.

"Old man, I didn't take the exam, why did I be admitted to Yanjing Police University again? Are you doing it?"

Nie Chu rushed to the recliner in anger, and wanted to pull out all the hair on the old man's body if he had a disagreement.

"Boy, that's what your mother meant." The old man said dejectedly, "Your mother said that if I don't do as I do, she will cut off my food supply for two days."

"Ah, is this what my mother mean?"

Nie Chu immediately turned down like a deflated ball, and his eyebrows were straight and his eyes immediately changed to a sad face.

"Is there really nothing I can do?"

"Basically, there is no way to save it." The old man blinked and said, "But boy, if you can pass my test, I will delete your information at the Police Officer's University even if I try to stay hungry for two days."

"real?"

"real."

"Are there any other rewards if you answer correctly?"

Nie Chu showed his usual nature as a profiteer, and would never give up the opportunity to seize more profits while as much as possible.

"High-definition actress pictures, the most perfect computer-synthesis beauty."

"OK, deal!"

"LOOK!" The old man slapped the huge computer display with his mouth, "Please read the question."

Question: One day a girl made a dish for a boy. The boy finished eating it, but he thought it tasted strange, so he asked the girl: What kind of meat is this? The girl said: This is penguin meat. The boy pondered for a while and started crying, and then committed suicide. Why?

Question: I took a train to the neighboring town for medical treatment, and after the treatment, I was cured. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped off the train and committed suicide. Why?

Question: A boy and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy hurriedly jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left the place sadly. A few years later, he revisited the old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man had no water plants on his body. He asked the old man why there was no water plants on the fish. The old man said: There had never been water plants on the river. At this time, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

Question: There were three mothers and daughters. The mother died and the sisters went to attend the funeral. The sister met a very stylish man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and the sister could not find him no matter how hard her sister looked for him. Later, a month later, the sister killed her sister. Why?

Question: There was a man who died in the desert, head down, with several suitcases scattered around him, and the man was holding half a match in his hand. How did this man die?

Question: There are two dwarfs in the circus, and the blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf. The circus only needs one dwarf. Of course, the shorter the circus dwarf, the better. The two dwarfs decide who is shorter, and the taller they will commit suicide. However, the day before the agreement was to be bigger, the blind dwarf, that is, the shorter dwarf, had already committed suicide at home. Only wood furniture and wood chips were found in his home. Why did he commit suicide?

Question: I lived alone in a small hut on the top of the mountain. I heard someone knocking on the door in the middle of the night. He opened the door but no one was there, so I went to sleep. After waiting for a while, there was another knock on the door. There was still no one. This happened several times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain, and the police came to take the man on the top of the mountain away. Why?

Nie Chu answered the questions quickly and quickly gave the answers to the seven questions. As a result, a huge fist suddenly flew out of the computer screen and hit Nie Chu like lightning. Nie Chu instinctively turned sideways and lie down to dodge the punch at an incredible speed and angle. However, before Nie Chu had time to breathe, another punch followed one after another, and the angle he chose was extremely tricky. Just as Nie Chu was lying down, his originally proud avoidance action suddenly became foolish and hit his fist.

Nie Chu shouted loudly, tightened his waist and abdomen, and his fallen body moved sideways again incredibly, avoiding the punch that was as fast as thunder.

"Hey, look at this again!"

The old man on the recliner glared at him, his eyes shining brightly.

Three iron fists flew out from the screen at the same time. Nie Chu tried his best but still couldn't avoid all his fists. One of them hit the head heavily. Nie Chu heard a buzzing sound, and the horns on his head became a little dragon.

"Nineteen seconds! It took you nineteen seconds!" The old man cursed: "Idiot! Idiot! Pig! It took you 19 seconds to have such a simple question! Also, you can't even avoid this set of combination punches used by the FBI to select ace agents, so you might as well die."

Nie Chu sat up, counted the stars in the sky, and asked, "Is it time out?"

"It took too long!" the old man cursed, "In American history, at least eight agents answered all seven questions correctly, two of which took only 18 seconds! In other words, there are only two agents in the United States that are smarter than you, pig! And that combination punch, at least two ace agents dodged the last punch."

"What's the question?"

Nie Chu lamented.

"The US FBI Secret Service Group has the most difficult assessment questions this year."
Chapter completed!
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