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Chapter 1161 The Magical Fatty

Chapter 1,161 The Magical Fat Man

Wang Dabao's coma this time didn't last long, it only lasted for two days and two nights. The day and night in this chasm also alternated, and it was almost the same as the day and night on the earth, basically half and half!

During this period, he was not in much pain. Perhaps he was used to it. Anyway, there was no place in his body that he could control. Those chaotic medicinal energies were fighting with each other and constantly merging, occasionally causing the king to lose control.

Dabao's wide meridians were running rampant, but his meridians were very tough after being trained for such a long time. The medicine was strong, but it couldn't be broken at all, so it caused him to be in a coma for two days!

If there was someone who could help him expel the medicinal energy from his body at this time, then Wang Dabao would definitely be grateful to his eight generations of ancestors!

But he couldn't speak or open his eyes. He felt someone touching him in a hazy state. Wang Dabao was happy for a moment, but unfortunately the other person didn't understand his intention and left quickly!

So Wang Dabao had to rely on himself. It took him nearly fifty hours to escape from the ghost gate again!

Every time he experiences death, Wang Dabao will deepen his emphasis and desire for life. But this time, after regaining consciousness, Wang Dabao has a profound understanding of those who eat gutter oil, drink Sanlu milk, and mix Sudan red all day long.

, the helplessness of people who eat leather shoe jelly, and encountering irresponsible food manufacturers is really a great misfortune!

However, such a fuss is not completely without benefits. At least Wang Dabao still has some strength in his body now, and his muscle tissue is better after such a toss. At least now his speech should not be automatically filtered by the vocal cords.

Words lead to situations where some words do not convey the meaning!

Unfortunately, although he woke up, the room was completely dark. Although he was not blind, it was almost the same. Wang Dabao tried to twist his body and found that he could still move. Fortunately, none of the medicinal materials were fatal.

Yes, Wang Dabao couldn’t help but sigh with emotion!

But then he realized a new problem. People always need to excrete after eating whole grains. Although Wang Dabao didn't eat anything, he still needed to vent after holding it in for a long time. He had to pee...

He was not the only one in the room, there was another person snoring loudly, it was Fatty, but Wang Dabao was a little embarrassed to call him, so he thought he could give it a try by himself, move out of the room, and go outside for a while

!

Everything he did in the beginning was good, but later on, Wang Dabao forgot one thing. The door panel was not fixed. His body rubbed too far to the side, so... with a plop, Wang Dabao fell down. Fortunately, the door panel did not follow him.

Smash it down!

"Who?" The fat man was sleeping on his back with a big mouth. When he heard the noise, he immediately stood up like a carp and stood up very flexibly. At the same time, he looked around, and the muscles all over his body swelled at any time!

"Ahem...I..." Wang Dabao was on the ground, his hands and feet were still weak. It took him a long time to move his face and say something!

"You're awake!" The fat man immediately found Wang Dabao, hurriedly grabbed him with both hands, and put him on the door panel! "You don't have to drop him on the ground if you wake up. It won't be bad if he breaks it again. You are really blessed.

Damn, let that bitch Sun Xiaohua do so much and still not die!"

"What you said... I didn't let her go through any trouble!" Wang Dabao adjusted his body and said with difficulty!

"Okay, I know you haven't been tortured, um, but you have to be careful about that woman in the future. She is a tigress that cannibalizes people without spitting out their bones. She specializes in eating men like you! But if you have my magic power, even if

Even half of it, you will be fine!" The fat man said at the end, patted his chest and boasted!

"Haha!" Wang Dabao smiled and said immediately: "Thank you for saving me. My name is Wang Dabao. Well, I don't know your name yet!"

"Me? Haha, I am the all-powerful person in the Nascent Soul Realm, a powerful figure within the Five Neighborhoods. I once punched Lord Rabbit, kicked Green Field Villa, verbally punished Master Luotian, and wrote against Master Kumeng..." The fat man said it in one breath.

For a long time, and they were all different, Wang Dabao remembered the powerful people mentioned by these fat people. It is estimated that these people are the top existences in this strange world. At least, they are also the great people in the Yuanying Realm.

A capable person! "Do you understand?"

"You haven't said your name yet..." Wang Dabao reminded weakly!

"Uh...really? That's because I haven't finished speaking yet!" The fat man patted his head. Wang Dabao suddenly had a feeling that the fat man would use that oversized palm to blow his head off.

Beat it to pieces? Moreover, he then thought of another thing. With a body like Fatty's, could he pick up his own head and catch himself?

Okay, the latter question is purely random thinking. It just flashed through Wang Dabao's head. His face was a little red because of the need to urinate. He originally wanted to wait for the fat man to introduce himself before asking to relieve himself. Unfortunately,

I don’t know what this guy’s mouth is made of, but he keeps mumbling, so Wang Dabao can only wait patiently!

"Okay, actually my name is easy to remember! Ahem, listen up, Fatty, my cousin is Biwei, my surname is Zheng, my first name is Chenggong!" The fat man finally said it out, but he was a little weak.

Feel!

"Biao Ziweiwei...The name is...Zheng Chenggong?" Wang Dabao's tone suddenly rose several times, so that he pulled up his vocal cords just a little better. Wang Dabao quickly shut up, Zheng He, Zheng Chenggong, Sanbao Eunuch

?This is too ridiculous!

"Don't have such a big reaction. I know you think I am the Sanbao eunuch with the same name as Xiaohua's dynasty. I am not that kind of bastard! I am an authentic pure man!" Zheng Chenggong pointed at himself and said exaggeratedly!

"Uh... I'm glad to meet you, but I don't know, should I call you Brother Chenggong or Brother Piwei?" Ninja Wang Dabao asked in a funny and serious tone!

"Just call me Success. In fact, I still have a few Dharma names, but I won't use them for the time being, so I won't tell you!" Zheng Chenggong touched his head, and then asked: "Why don't you react at all?

No, when I told Sun Xiaohua this name before, she laughed for several months!"

Wang Dabao shook his head and replied: "She has a low smile..."

"What's low?" The fat man didn't hear clearly and asked again!

"I mean she's stupid! That's why she laughs!" Wang Dabao was thinking, well, this can be considered a little revenge for you feeding me those medicinal soups!

"Oh, that's true. Even if you have bright eyes, brother, that woman is indeed not very bright!" Zheng Chenggong became proud!

"Hehe, hehe..." Wang Dabao laughed dryly. This fat man didn't seem to be very smart!

"By the way, Brother Zheng, where did you save me?" Wang Dabao smiled and asked seriously!

"It's a long story. Fatty, I had nothing to do that day, so I decided to go to the cold pool to capture a dragon and use the dragon's sinews to cook a pot of delicious food. After fighting the dragon for more than a thousand rounds, I finally got it.

Kill it. On the way back, the fat man originally wanted to clean the dragon tendon by the stream, but as soon as he bent down, he saw you!" The fat man said this and deliberately paused!

"Me? I fell into the stream?" Wang Dabao thought about this possibility. He was in a coma at the time, so he didn't know how he entered the chasm!

"No, you were not in the stream, but it was almost the same as in the stream. That day, you were chased by dozens of big men. You were stabbed several times and almost died. You were covered in blood. It was me, Fatty.

, I roared when I saw an injustice on the road, and I took action when it was time to take action. I threw away the dragon tendon and jumped in front of you. At that time, I was like a Bodhisattva with a Buddha's light behind my head, standing among the villains.

Block you from behind!" The fat man slowly shook his head, stretched out his right hand, made a bow, and proclaimed the mercy of the Buddha! After showing his style, he said: "I will talk to everyone through Buddhist scriptures first, but it is a pity that those villains are stubborn.

Ling, I will kill you no matter what, but since we have met, it is fate. Fatty, I can’t watch you die, so I say to all the villains, God is merciful, and you will not die. It’s a pity for those villains

They were stubborn and refused to listen to the mercy of the Reclining Buddha, so... the poor monk had no choice but to kill them to eliminate harm for the people, and by the way, he also saved you!"

"At that time, you were dying, without life, all the meridians in your body were cut off, and your soul was withered. Fortunately, you met me, Fatty. It is said that God has the virtue of good life, and I, Fatty, am a Buddhist Mahayana person. I can't bear to have you do this.

You died like that, so I borrowed the overwhelming magic power from the gods and Buddhas in the sky to save you. However, as the saying goes, you cannot escape from a crime, and people cannot act recklessly and kill you at will. That's why your injuries are not completely healed, but some are left behind.

Waiting for you to slowly get better..."

The fat man was still talking, but unfortunately Wang Dabao fell asleep again. He was weak and falling asleep was a normal phenomenon, even when he couldn't hold it in anymore!

The dish was muttering for a long time, but Wang Dabao didn't hear a response. He couldn't help but feel a little strange. When he turned around, he found that the other person had fallen asleep. The fat man with the same name as a certain eunuch rolled his eyes and said to himself

He said: "Tsk, I just fell asleep. Fatty, I still have a long story to tell, that's all. It's your loss if you don't listen!"

The fat man wandered around, seeming to be talking happily, and made a clicking sound in his mouth, thinking about the sky full of gods and Buddhas, colorful clothes and feathers... That scene was very exciting!

Zheng Chenggong thought it was a joy, but in the end he lay down on another door panel on the ground, closed his eyes, yawned with his mouth open, and continued to fall asleep. Within a few seconds, he snored like thunder. There was nothing wrong with this.
Chapter completed!
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