Chapter 240: Qian Lifei’s Blind Date
Wang Dabao teased Shen Yatong for a while, then returned to his bedroom on the third floor. He recalled in his mind the way Shen Yatong looked when he teased her just now, and thought to himself: Sure enough, taking advantage of others is the source of his happiness. !
After a comfortable hot bath, Wang Dabao wrapped himself in a bath towel and was about to start practicing. There was a shaking knock on the door. Now Wang Dabao has developed a good habit of closing the door and locking it.
"Hurry up and open the door. You're such a big man, why don't you lock the door!" Chen Runnan shouted outside the door in a rough voice, carrying more than a dozen bags in both hands, and even had two bags wrapped around his neck.
Wang Dabao had no choice but to open the door, and what he saw was Chen Runnan's appearance. He couldn't hold back his breath, holding his stomach and laughing.
"Why are you laughing? I have never seen a poor community like yours. Taxis can only be dropped off outside the door, and they won't let you in at any cost. I bought so many things this day, and I was exhausted carrying them home!" Chen Runnan He threw the two bags to Wang Dabao, turned around, kicked the door open and walked out, "I'm going back to bed. If I have something to do, I'll burn some paper. I'll talk about it tomorrow if nothing happens."
Wang Dabao took two bags, opened them and saw a pair of pants and a shirt, nodded, thinking that Chen Runnan remembered his good friend, threw the two clothes into the cabinet, and walked back to the window to meditate without mentioning it!
Normally, Wang Dabao gets up very early every day, but he didn't expect that Qian Lifei got up earlier than him this morning. Before six o'clock, Wang Dabao received a call from Qian Lifei.
On the phone, Qian Lifei sounded anxious and even asked incoherently: "Where is Dabao? Come help me, hurry up!"
Wang Dabao suddenly sat up from lying down and asked: "What's wrong? Did you bring trouble to someone's little daughter-in-law again and let her husband catch her in bed? Or did the immortal jump."
This time Wang Dabao is not as anxious as last time. If the immortal jumps and the money does not arrive, the fat man will not suffer too much. After all, those people only seek money. If they are really caught in bed, there is nothing they can do. Well, even if Wang Dabao rushes over now, when he arrives, he will beat the fat man half to death.
"What a disaster, please hurry up and get some help, my old man and his wife are coming soon!" Qian Lifei said in an anxious tone, pleading.
"Auntie is coming? That's a good thing. Whatever it is, whether you're short of people or a car, we'll take care of it for you!" Wang Dabao answered the phone while tilting his head and quickly put on his clothes.
When Qian Lifei heard what Wang Dabao said, he immediately became excited and howled: "I didn't know it was a good thing for my mother to come, but she just called and said she was bringing a woman!"
Only then did Wang Dabao realize that it was Qian Lifei's mother who had dragged a little girl all the way to marry her son. However, this was also a great thing. How could this damn fat man be so virtuous?
"Aren't you clamoring for little girls all day long? Why are you so reactive when Auntie is worried about your happiness!" Regarding this matter, Wang Dabao expressed his incomprehension, but when the fat man asked for help, Wang Dabao did it no matter what. He wanted to go over and have a look, so he rushed into the bathroom to solve the personal hygiene problem. Wang Dabao put on his coat and ran out of the villa in a hurry.
Half an hour later, at Fatty's home, Qian Lifei's fat body, which almost covered his face, was making an emergency gathering gesture, completely covering his remaining eyes. Wang Dabao guessed that if Qian Lifei
If you want to see something now, it’s really hard!
"Hey, I'm here. Stop looking like a dead wife!" Wang Dabao kicked his feet and shrank to the ground. Qian Lifei, leaning against the bed, could only breathe out but not in, frowning.
said.
Qian Lifei grunted twice, but was still weak. It looked like he would throw away the two hundred and fifty-six kilograms of meat at any time.
"Hey, let me tell you, are you okay? How about introducing someone to you?" Wang Dabao gently kicked Qian Lifei, but the latter didn't respond. He was planning to give him a hard kick. Wang Dabao
At this moment, I thought of Chen Runnan
, if Miss Chen is here, she must be recruiting fat people. For example, if Chen Runnan asks Qian Lifei what happened, the fat man will definitely jump up from the ground without saying a word.
answer.
"I'm acting like this just because I'm introducing someone to you. I'm not introducing someone to you. Of course you won't understand how heartbroken I feel right now. And I heard from my mother that the old man almost gave all the bride price to that woman's family.
This time, you are bringing a girl to seek refuge with me as your husband. No matter what I am like, you will marry me!" Perhaps it was because of Wang Dabao's suggestion.
Shocked by the words, Qian Lifei slowly released his fat head from his hands. The fat on his face was less squeezed by his hands, and his eyes were exposed like slits. He sighed heavily and said to Wang Dabao seriously.
: "Dabao, you were wrong just now. My wife should be happy when her daughter-in-law is dead. How can she be as miserable as I am right now!"
Listening to the fat man's absurd reasoning, Wang Dabao felt relieved. At least this guy knew how to joke around, so it wouldn't be a big problem this time. However, for a blind date phobia patient, his courage should not be overestimated.
Qian Lifei is willing to play ###, he likes little lolita, and mature women also love it the most. He has seen some scenes in the past few years. When he was caught with such a fat body, he jumped down from the third floor. In the winter, for a person
The little girl who goes to school has given out delicious food to others every day, but after living for twenty-five years, she is afraid of blind dates. Every time this happens
For all kinds of things, he basically had to take Wang Dabao as his companion. When there was no family to follow, he simply pushed Wang Dabao to his rightful place. He exchanged names with Wang Dabao, and it worked repeatedly. He was able to complete the tasks assigned to him by his family.
Mission, and you can give your brother the pleasure of meeting beauties of all different types!
Qian Lifei suddenly got up from the ground with bulging eyes, hugged Wang Dabao and said excitedly: "How about you come and help me!"
Wang Dabao looked at Qian Lifei, who was full of lust, shook his head like a rattle, and refused: "Please spare my brother this time. We won't talk about this matter for many years. Besides, this time there is an aunt in person."
Sit down, do you want me to be strangled to death by your mother's own hands?"
Qian Lifei let out a cry, and sat back down on the ground with a sad face. This was definitely the saddest moment in Qian Lifei's twenty-five years of life. Wang Dabao couldn't bear to see it.
"You don't even know that my mother sent me the girl's photo on her mobile phone in advance." Qian Lifei is sitting on the ground like a puddle of mud, which is enough to know how much this incident has affected him.
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"Well, keep talking!" Wang Dabao was listening with interest, with an expression on his face that looked like he was exploring secrets and seeking true knowledge, and asked with a smile on his arms.
"What are you talking about? Do you want me to describe your appearance to you?" Qian Lifei patted his round belly with his fat hand and raised his voice.
Wang Dabao chuckled and lowered his voice and said: "Does that girl have a good face? She is 1.7 meters tall, tall and mighty, and has a big slap on her chest to protect her heart hair."
"It would be better if that were the case! When has my fat man ever cared about that? When the lights are turned off, everyone is Yang Guifei, everyone is Sai Diaochan! That's why I'm so scared!" Qian Lifei
The fat on his face trembled, and he said distressedly.
"Hey, then I don't understand. Since you can even accept Brother Chun, why are you so afraid of the woman brought by your aunt this time? Did your aunt introduce you to an aunt? Or a little lolita?" Wang
Dabao knew Qian Lifei very well. When he encountered this kind of thing before, he was afraid or crazy, but it was still normal. Why did he look so dead this time?
"My mother is not even fifty yet, and she is not stupid. How could she introduce someone so old to me?" Qian Lifei took his eyes off the fat, glanced at Wang Dabao, and said angrily.
"No, damn fat man, are you kidding me? You called me this morning and I came to your house to comfort you. As a result, the person your aunt introduced to you was neither Brother Bu Chun nor Sister Furong. You
Are you still crying with me?" Wang Dabao thought that he ran over without eating breakfast, but after asking for a long time, he couldn't get anything out, and Qian Lifei still looked like this.
Seeing that Wang Dabao was angry, Qian Lifei tried his best to lift his buttocks, reached down and dug out, and finally took out his mobile phone, handed it to Wang Dabao, and said: "Here, you can see for yourself!"
Wang Dabao took the phone and blew it in disgust. The quality of this thing was really good. It was fine even if it was pressed under the fat man’s butt. He opened the phone with one finger, found the MMS interface, and clicked on a photo.
Come into view.
After Wang Dabao took a look, he blurted out a curse word: "I x!"
Looking at the photo, this girl is already stunning. She is indeed Brother Bu Chun and Sister Furong. The problem is exactly as the fat man said, this girl is simply Sister Feng!
In the photo, the girl has a huge mouth that absolutely does not match the shape of her face, revealing uneven buck teeth like the Great Wall, a huge nose, but two small nostrils, and two thick and winding noses.
Big black eyebrows, like two strangely shaped caterpillars, a pointed little head, a broad chin, sparse hair, and an invisible figure. There is an international standard three-gun hand gesture next to this face, with the index finger
It took Wang Dabao a long time to recognize that these were two fingers, but they were a little darker and thicker, and the bifurcation of the fingers was less obvious.
This is clearly the character who stepped out of the hip-hop mirror, a childhood toy.
Chapter completed!