Chapter 293 Green(1/3)
Back in the dormitory, the sharp-eyed Zhang Hai immediately noticed something was wrong with Ling Feng. He walked over and stared at Ling Feng's hair, "Brother Feng, did you dye your hair? Why are there a lot of green hair?"
Zhu Hao, who was staying in front of the computer and typing furiously, said without looking back, "If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head!"
"Fuck you!" Ling Feng quickly found a mirror. After a look, it was true. "Damn, no wonder those little girls were staring at me on the way back. I thought I hadn't shown up in a few days.
The idol temperament has soared again in the minds of those little girls!"
"Some people are cuckolding, but it's better for you to dye yourself into a cuckold!"
"Zhu Caizi, are you looking for a fight?" Ling Feng's head was full of black lines. "Zhang Hai, take care of him for me!"
"Okay!" Zhang Hai immediately started to roll up his sleeves fiercely.
"Please, you're wearing short-sleeved shirts, why are you holding back your sleeves?" Ling Feng was speechless.
"Isn't this creating a bit of momentum?" Zhang Hai defended.
"You are making no sense!" Zhu Hao said angrily.
Ling Feng hid in the bathroom and used up all the bottle of shampoo, and then managed to get rid of the green mass on his hair.
One of them wiped the water on his head with a towel, and the other asked, "Master Sun, are you going to disappear now?"
"Forget it, Master Sun is now a well-known wealthy person in the school! In less than a week, I first bought this black fungus a set of Apple series. Later, it directly turned into Dior perfume, LV bags. From underwear to bras
As for the clothes, they are all famous brands in the world!" Zhu Hao said with emotion. "This guy has been eaten to death by black fungus!"
"I wonder, Master Sun is too generous with his actions, isn't he?" Ling Feng was so frightened that the towel fell to the ground.
"Oh, you are a rich man!" Zhang Hai shook his head in admiration. "Today, Master Sun took Black Fungus to the 4S shop to choose a car!"
Ling Feng just picked up the towel and dropped it on the ground again. He looked at the two of them in disbelief, "Really?"
"Is that still false? Black Fungus called and said that her legs felt a little sore from walking all the time! As a result, Master Sun asked her out without saying a word and went to buy a car! This is the real story of the 21st century.
A rich man!" Zhu Hao said sourly.
"Damn it, Master Sun, if I wasn't here for a few days and didn't help him suppress Black Fungus, he just surrendered in front of Black Fungus? Isn't this a fucking disappointment to me? He was just here
Are you picking up girls? You're just asking for prostitution? It's really embarrassing for me!" Ling Feng said angrily.
"Oh? Then tell me, how should you pick up girls so as not to embarrass you?"
"Of course..." Ling Feng blurted out, and suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was this a woman's voice? He shook his head violently and looked at Yuan Yuan, who was looking at him with a smile, standing at the door.
"This is the boys' dormitory!" Ling Feng quickly changed the topic with a dark face. "You just barged into the boys' dormitory casually, so I won't say anything. But you should at least be polite and knock on the door!"
"
"If I don't have any clothes on, wouldn't I be taken advantage of by you?"
Seeing Ling Feng's shameless and resentful look, Yuan Yuan was so angry that she almost vomited blood.
"Ling Feng, this is your fault. How can you be so rude to our dear beautiful instructor? The instructor is here to care about our daily life!" Zhu Hao jumped up immediately,
He despised Ling Feng very unfaithfully.
"Zhang Hai, beat him!" Ling Feng said with a dark face.
"Brother Feng, I have been afraid of teachers since I was a child, and now I have a psychological shadow!" Zhang Hai said bitterly.
Ling Feng was confused and slapped Zhu Hao with a towel, "You shameless thing, get out of here!"
"Beauty, let's get back to the topic, do you want to treat me to dinner again?" Ling Feng walked up to Yuan Yuan with a lustful look and looked at her low-cut dress. Those breasts that were about to come out were simply tempting men to commit crimes.
"Where are you looking? Pervert!" What was embarrassing was not that Ling Feng was caught peeking, but that Yuan Yuan said it directly in front of the dormitory residents. This made Ling Feng want to bury his head in embarrassment.
That deep cleavage will never be pulled out in this life. I can’t afford to embarrass this person.
Looking at Ling Feng's threatening look, Zhang Hai said knowingly, "I didn't hear anything!"
Zhu Hao glanced at the spineless Zhang Hai with disdain, "We literati cannot yield to our might, and we cannot lose our spine even if we lose anything. ——Well, I didn't hear anything either!"
"A group of top performers!" Yuan Yuan was speechless. "Come on, Ling Feng, come and explain to me why you haven't come to class for nearly a week!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked out.
Watching Ling Feng leave with Yuan Yuan, Zhang Hai was full of envy, "The instructor is so good, but he pulled Brother Feng out with a random excuse! I also want to study hard and become an instructor in the future.
What a great way to pick up girls!”
Zhu Hao looked at him helplessly, "Sister, why do you always think differently from others? Normal men would envy Ling Feng, why do you go out of your way to envy this beauty? It's you.
Is there a physical problem?”
Zhang Hai raised his fist and said, "You are looking for a fight!"
At the McDonald's near the school, Ling Feng munched on a hamburger to explain to Yuan Yuan why he had mysteriously disappeared for a week!
"Have you not eaten for a few days? Do you want me to buy you a Big Mac?" Yuan Yuan looked at Ling Feng in disbelief.
"No, I'll eat two more and it's almost enough!" Ling Feng said vaguely with his mouth full of food. There was also a fistful of cream on his mouth. It made the young lady sitting next door eating a hamburger confused.
Constantly despised.
He kept whispering to his mother, "Mom, look at that big brother next door, he's even worse at hygiene than me!"
"Shh, keep your voice down, you might be a fool!"
After hearing such a dialogue between a mother and her son, Ling Feng almost collapsed!
"Is there someone treating you? You always have a good appetite?" Yuan Yuan narrowed her eyes and glared at him.
"That's right, you don't have to spend money to eat. I always have a special appetite. If you want to treat me to dinner in the future, remember to inform me in advance!" Ling Feng said while chewing a burger.
"Why?"
"I'll skip one or two meals in advance and go on an empty stomach. This saves money!" Ling Feng said seriously.
"I really can't stand you anymore. You are just like an African refugee no matter how you package it!" Yuan Yuan said with hatred that iron is not as good as steel.
"Packaging? Why are you packaging me? I look so natural, so I'm so handsome." Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"Do you know Yangyang?" Yuan Yuan said mysteriously.
"Yangyang? Pet?" Ling Feng looked confused.
"Look at you, you are really illiterate. It is estimated that there is no one in China who does not know Yang Yang. She is a three-dimensional star of film, television, singing, and a beautiful star who is famous in half of China!"
"Does this have anything to do with me? These days, if beautiful women don't shoot AV, I think it's a waste of money!" Ling Feng said very disapprovingly.
"what about me?"
"Well, let's talk about Yang Yang, right? Is she really that famous? Does she also have a crush on me?" Ling Feng quickly changed the topic.
"She is my best friend I met when I was in the United States."
"You even know this kind of celebrity who is so popular?" Ling Feng couldn't believe it.
"That's not true! She will be coming to Binhai for filming in a few days! She found me and wanted me to help her find a unique supporting actor!"
"Features? What features are you referring to? Are you looking for handsome guys in a youth idol drama?" Ling Feng said narcissistically.
"That's half right, it's a youth idol drama. But she's not looking for handsome guys. The most indispensable thing in the film and television industry is handsome guys. She's looking for a relatively vulgar supporting actor!" Yuan Yuan said with a smile.
"Oh, you mean I'm wretched? How am I wretched? You're the wretched one, your whole family is wretched!" Ling Feng was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of hamburger. He was very excited.
Suddenly, he found that all the customers in McDonald's were looking at him with undisguised contempt.
"Mom, look, the big brother next door is not only unhygienic, but also very rude!" Xiao Zhengtai said to him with great contempt.
"Shh, didn't Mom tell you? That big brother's brain is not working well!"
Once again, he was despised by a little boy who was only about four or five years old. Ling Feng looked like a naughty boy. He turned his head and smiled stupidly at the boy.
Little Shota was startled and hurriedly hid behind his mother, "Mom, this big brother is really not smart!"
"Beauty, no one thinks I'm vulgar!" Ling Feng looked at Yuan Yuan blankly.
"This is a great beauty, known as the goddess in the hearts of those born in the 1980s and 1990s. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Don't you want to take advantage of it? If I put up a poster in the school, saying that Yangyanghai is casting for a supporting actor, then wait in line.
There are so many people in the city hall!" Yuan Yuan said jokingly.
"That's right. Since she is a big beauty, I definitely can't miss it." Ling Feng thought about it, and it really made sense. "When the time comes, I will ask her for some autographed photos and put some of her things up for auction. Then
I’ll just post it.”
Yuan Yuan almost staggered to death. Why is this Ling Feng so obsessed with money?
"Okay, I am wretched. I admit that I am wretched, and my whole family is wretched. Beauty, you must leave this opportunity to me!" Ling Feng gave a very wretched smile.
A high-end entertainment club on the seaside. In the distinguished VIP private room. There are bodyguards standing outside. The legendary goddess in the man's heart, Yang Yang, is now in this private room. A traditional oriental beauty, long hair shawl, fair and delicate
She has a beautiful face, a pure white gauze skirt, plump breasts, slender willow waist, and slender legs. She is just like the fairy in the painting.
Sitting opposite her was Yuan Yuan, who was dressed casually and energetically. Although Chinese people’s traditional preference is for quiet beauties who are as quiet as a virgin. But it has to be said that Yuan Yuan, dressed like this, is
In terms of appearance, she does not fall behind in the slightest.
"Yuanyuan, what's the matter? Have you gone to test it?" Yangyang's voice was very soft and pleasant. This voice alone was enough to make people fascinated.
"Yeah!" Yuan Yuan curled her lips and nodded.
"Looking at your disappointed expression, it seems that he agreed! As I said, men don't have a good thing, they like the new and hate the old, and they are also greedy!" Yangyang said with a slight upturn in the corner of his mouth.
To be continued...