Chapter 37 Breaking the Wall
The castle wall was destroyed by the adult version of Germany using space gravity bombs, and the weeds inside the wall that propped up the slate floor tiles appeared in front of you.
After waiting for a while and seeing that the Sith warrior did not come, Ponzi was completely sure that he, like the aerial warrior, could only stand in front of the door and could not run around.
"Let's go in"
Ponzi quietly extended his hand to the adult version of Dezhi's shoulder, but Ponzi's shoulder-to-shoulder move was in vain. The adult version of Dezhi made a small jump to avoid his An Lushan claws.
Looking at his empty palm, Ponzi was a little puzzled. He didn't expect the usually dumb and dumb adult version of Germany to be so responsive.
"It's okay, there are plenty of opportunities"
Ponzi won't give up just yet.
He will continue to work hard to become a qualified lucky pervert, holding the adult version of Germany under him in every "accident" and having sex.
Climbing into the empty moat gully, Ponzi looked at the wall in front of him and fell into deep thought. Then he pretended that he couldn't climb up and reached out to the adult version of Germany for help. As a result, the adult version of Germany not only did not reach down, but also held down the hem of his skirt.
He took several steps back.
"ah!"
Ponzi regretted it so much that after the adult version of Deutsch walked away, he realized that if he had lowered his body earlier, he could have a full view of her skirt, trigger the lucky pervert incident, and wait for the adult version of Deutsch to fall to the ground amid her screams.
, and then pressed on her in an unscientific posture.
Pounds was heartbroken and beating his chest, but he would not give up just yet.
A man climbed up from the ravine with difficulty, pushing aside the weeds almost as tall as a man in front of him, and he saw the entrance to the castle.
The walls are made of obsidian, the door frames are made of gold, the doors are carved with diamonds, the handles are inlaid with rubies and emeralds, and the Mithril key with shining colors is hanging on the door lock made of orichalcum. Even if it has become a piece of wreckage, this
The castle still shows how glorious it once was.
"Commander, here"
Hearing the voice of the adult version of Deutsch, Ponzi turned around and ran. As he ran, he paid close attention to the distance between the two. After calculating the correct position, he said "ouch", deliberately tripped his left foot and fell forward with his right foot.
Straight towards the chest of the adult version of Germany.
"There's shit here"
Seeing the adult version of Germany getting out of the way, is Ponzi, who is getting closer and closer to shit, going to have his reputation ruined in one day?
No, never!
Screaming in his heart, his extremely fast brain slowed down the passage of time, and Ponzi would not give up just yet.
After thinking about the answer, Ponzi forcibly twisted his body in mid-air. Pounds unscientifically rotated 720 degrees to the right. The pain in his body was unbearable due to his extraordinary performance. But even so, when the flight path returned to the front of the adult version of Germany
, Ponzi thinks everything is worth it.
There are still two seconds before Ponzi can fly into the arms of the adult version of Germany, pinch her breasts, and trigger the Lucky Pervert Incident.
"Commander, there is a dog here"
Seeing the adult version of Germany deftly avoid again, Ponzi, who was no longer able to twist his body, collided with a silver-white puppy the size of a teddy dog.
"Ouch..."
The silver-white puppy with no hair on its body let out a howl. It looked very hurt when it collided with Ponzi. Its pure black eyes were full of water, its ears were drooped, and the corners of its eyes were drooping. It looked extremely pitiful.
"Ouch..."
He walked staggeringly in front of the adult version of Deutsch. The little white dog lost strength and fell down by coincidence. He caught the cunning flash in its eyes. Regardless of the pain in his body, Ponzi got up and kicked the little white dog.
He kicked it out and took its place, waiting for the adult version of Germany to reach out and hug and touch himself.
"Huh?"
After waiting for a long time, Ponzi, who did not wait for the adult version of Germany, saw that she had opened the door and followed the little white dog into the castle.
If the other party is a handsome guy... no, it's even worse for a handsome guy!
He thinks about all kinds of bad things and compares the combat effectiveness of the enemy and ourselves. Even if people in today's society are inferior to dogs, Ponzi will not give up.
Walking inside the castle following the footprints on the dust, Ponzi felt like he had traveled from a future science fiction world to a classical fantasy world. Chirping bats flew overhead from time to time, and humanoid armors holding battle axes or swords were displayed on display.
On both sides of the corridor, portraits of unknown people sometimes laugh and sometimes cry.
“Really tasteless”
Ordinary people would have been frightened away by the crying and laughing portrait. Not only did Ponzi not run away, he also took out an oil-based pen and wrote on the person's face, "Casra Wit. De Lee Se."
There are so many words like "Ravel Kasletovsky, Singer, Tchaikovsky, Du, the King is here for a visit".
Then I drew a lot of arrows and straight characters on the thighs and abdomen of some heroic and beautiful female armors.
This time, the fear was gone. When Ponzi approached again, the ghost paintings and armor retreated instead of advancing. They took the initiative to avoid them. If they had no way to retreat, they opened the door for him and showed him the way, and quickly let the plague god in front of him leave.
"If you can't afford it, don't come out to play. It's embarrassing."
After spitting behind him and closing the door, Ponzi caught up with the adult version of Deutsch who had been waiting in the house for a long time. Looking at the little white dog that kept rubbing against her chest, Ponzi picked it up and threw it out.
.
"Commander, read a book"
"Cough cough cough..."
Before he could make any preparations needed by the lucky pervert, Ponzi was blocked by the adult version of Germany with a dusty ancient book. He was choked by the dust and coughed violently. He ducked down and saw the little white dog squatting in front of him, vomiting.
With a mocking look on his face, he kicked the little white dog away again.
"Commander, read a book, important information!"
Pushing away the ancient book that was about to stick to his face, after his coughing subsided, he seemed to be absentmindedly reading the ancient book. Rather than the ancient book, he was more concerned about the looming cleavage that was blocked by the ancient book.
"I am an adventurer, I have traveled through time"
The beginning is very simple. A person who calls himself an adventurer says that he has traveled through time.
"This world is completely different from the world I live in, but no matter what, life is everywhere anyway, so I decided to just lie back and enjoy it."
Well, this senior time traveler looks very similar to Ponzi.
"What day of the week is today? Forget it, it's not the point anyway. I seemed to have done something big. A guy who called himself Siren asked me to borrow it. What was it borrowed for? Forget it, it's not the point anyway. The point is.
It seems that humanity is going to be destroyed..."
This senior time traveler is very good at recording key points.
"I'm about to die. Looking back at the beginning, I was also a decent young man without any scheming, so when I was about to die, I decided to seal all the things I brought from another world to prevent them from harming the world."
This senior time traveler seems to have discovered his conscience in the end. It is probably because of this that mankind has not been destroyed, right?
"By the way, if you read this diary, run away quickly, Xiaobai, that stupid dog in the yard is the Moon Hound, the son of Fenrir, the giant wolf who devoured Odin in Ragnarok.
Hati, the grandson's grandson's grandson and other monsters, eating people is not a problem anyway, it likes to bring people here to eat, this is the key point."
At the end, the senior time traveler recorded another key point. However, because of this key point, the Queen Mother had deeply offended the little white dog Ponzi. She was facing a beast that was thirty or forty meters long.
Chapter completed!