Hearing that Zhou Lu was willing to save people, the horse-faced woman did not hesitate, hurriedly opened the box, tore open the sealed bag, and tried her best to blow out the condom.

This is not a balloon, it would be very difficult to blow it up.

And there's some kind of lubricant on it.

If you want to blow this, your mouth will be full of oil.

If it is a low-quality product, low-quality oil is also added.

Everyone looked sideways,

I feel incredible.

Among the women onlookers, the young girl was more shy, her face turned red unconsciously, she wanted to get away, but she felt strange and couldn't bear to leave.

Their eyes wandered over Zhou Lu, thinking that this little mage was very handsome in arithmetic, but his method of exorcising evil was very strange and unpredictable.

The tattooed bald head felt disgusting. The horse-faced woman was protected by him and couldn't help but question: "What does blowing this thing have to do with exorcising evil?"

Zhou Lu locked his eyes on the bald head, squinted his eyes, and looked at him carefully.

"You slept with her, and the Yin Qi has stuck to you. You will be in trouble soon. I advise you to blow a few blows too."

"I?"

The expression on the tattooed bald head suddenly became distorted.

Zhou Lu put on a mature and solemn look: "Yes, it's you! Oh, I calculated that you committed a crime in February three years ago, which was robbery..."

"I just drove...no, no, I didn't do anything."

"You are embezzling public procurement funds in your current company. Wait a minute, I can calculate the approximate amount..."

Zhou Lu calculated with his fingers.

"Please don't... don't forget it, I'll blow, I'll blow..."

The tattooed, bald man drooped his head and regretted his questioning so much that he wished he could slap himself in the face.

The man and woman were crying, one of you, and the other of me.

Their mouths and hands are full of lubricant, and the so-called jasmine fragrance and rose fragrance can be smelled from a distance.

People who know something about fragrances will know that they are cheap and inferior industrial fragrance products as soon as they smell them.

The guy with glasses was waiting for a few people, happily taking pictures with his mobile phone.

The crowd of onlookers laughed and started talking.

"This little mage is so amazing. I didn't believe this before, but today it's an eye-opener."

"He may be a descendant of Ming from Maoshan or Longhu Mountain."

"He is so young, I wonder if he has a girlfriend."

"I also want to know, what is the purpose of blowing this?"

"I have guessed that the little mage once mentioned "Yin Qi". In ancient times, our men's lower body was called penis, and condoms are used on the penis. There should be a connection between this."

"It makes sense. To exorcise evil spirits, we usually use yang to overcome yin."

The guy with glasses became curious after hearing what a passerby said.

He accompanied the smiling face and walked to Zhou Lu: "Thank you, brother! By the way, blowing on a condom can really drive away evil spirits?"

Zhou Lu touched his chin and said nonchalantly: "No, but it can make me feel better."

The whole place fell into silence!

All actions are frozen.

No one expected that Zhou Lu asked the man and woman to play condoms for the sake of mood.

next moment.

There was a roar of laughter all around.

The horse-faced woman with a condom in her mouth and the tattooed bald head suddenly turned dark.

They thought it was some kind of secret method to ward off evil spirits, and regardless of their face, they blew it in public for a long time, and the three big boxes were almost finished.

The two looked at each other.

Maybe they thought of something from the way the other person was holding a condom in his mouth, and they started vomiting at the same time.

"Ding, the host counter-attacked the routine and caused a critical hit, gaining 60 points of coquettishness."

"Ding, the host's coquettishness is successful, and the coquettishness value is 30 points."

"Ding, the host's coquettishness is successful, and the coquettishness value is 30 points."

…

"Ding, the host has achieved the achievement of 'anti-routine coquettish operation' and gained 100 coquettish points and 10,000 experience points."

"Congratulations to the host 'Zhou Lu' for his upgrade to the current level of Apprentice Saoman, Level 4."

Yay! Another wave of coquettishness.

Hearty and hearty.

So cool!

The invincible king of showmanship is none other than me!

Zhou Lu suppressed his laughter and still showed an inscrutable expression: "Okay, I'm in a good mood now and I'll tell you how to save him."

People calmed down a little.

The horse-faced shop owner and the tattooed bald man pricked up their ears. They had resentment in their hearts, but they dared not speak out about it at the moment.

Zhou Lu slowly took out a pile of yellow paper with talismans drawn on it from his pocket and took out two pieces.

"Each of you put one on your body and the evil spirits will not be able to get close to you. However, drawing this evil talisman consumes a lot of my mana..."

Very mana-consuming. Do you have a big stack?

And it doesn't look like it was drawn by hand, it looks like it was printed and copied.

The owner of the horse face shop will not care about this detail now, but he will charge a fee for hearing Zhou Lu's extraneous notes.

She quickly went to the cashier and took out two red bills and stuffed them into Zhou Lu's hands.

"I'm so sorry, the business is closed today, and the total amount is only two hundred. Master, please take it first. After the evil is eliminated, I will go to the bank to withdraw it."

After all, he is a ghost businessman, so he can still save something at this time.

Zhou Lu stuffed the two red banknotes into his pocket and was satisfied.

Yesterday I spent more than 30 yuan on a fake condom in her shop. Today I got 200 yuan back. The stall charm is worthless at all. I made a lot of money.

Zhou Lu showed a smile and said leisurely: "The only way to eliminate evil is to go to the police and surrender."

"Surrender yourself?"

"Yes, surrender! Confess the crimes you have committed, release your ghosts and grievances, and free yourself from evil, and you will be fine."

at this time,

A police car stopped on the side of the road. The patrolman saw many people gathering and stopped to check.

"Look, as soon as I tell you, the police will come so that you can surrender."

When everyone's attention turned to the police officer, Zhou Lu turned around and squeezed out of the crowd and left quickly.

He is the man who wants to become the richest man in the school. His money will be counted in seconds. Time is money. He cannot waste his time on taking notes, testifying, etc. It is also troublesome to explain.

I decide my coquettishness!

"Ding, the host will run away after being coquettish and gain 30 coquettish points."

If you look at it, you obviously made the right choice.

My coquettishness is like a surging river, endless.

…

Zhou Lu came to a bustling pedestrian street.

He is familiar with this place and it is a good place to make money.

If you post flyers for a few hours, you will earn at least 50 yuan.

When I work as a temporary food delivery worker, I can earn more than 100 yuan a day on a good day, and sometimes I even get a meal included.

I didn't work today, but I have already earned 200 yuan, which means that I have good financial luck.

Wealth Talisman requires 800 coquettish points to be redeemed. It is very precious, so don’t throw it away yet.

I talked too much just now and I'm very thirsty. Go buy a bottle of water.

Zhou Lu walked into a convenience store, opened the refrigerator, and reached for the 1 yuan ice cream.

Wait...I am a man who wants to become the king of sex. I will soon be the richest man in the school. I am a person of considerable status and status.
To be continued...