Chapter 145: A Daoist squatting in a pit
"Watch the door for me so no one can come in."
Liu Muyan shouted in the cubicle. At this moment, she could only make mistakes.
Auntie's blood has seeped out of her panties and flowed down from the roots of her legs. She must take care of it before going out.
Fortunately, there was no one in the men's restroom. Hey, it smelled of cigarette smoke. By the way... didn't Zhou Lu just go to the restroom?
The first door just now couldn't be opened...
Liu Muyan suddenly realized that Zhou Lu was probably squatting next door when Zhou Lu's impatient voice sounded from next door:
"I didn't expect you to be such a persistent girl. If you didn't agree to talk to you, you would chase me into the men's room. Oh my God..."
Liu Muyan: "..."
Zhou Lu sighed: "Big star, I really want to kneel down to you. I'm afraid of you, okay? Let's make an appointment. Now, hurry up and go away!"
Liu Muyan: "..."
"Speak! You are next door and I can't pull you out. You are seriously harassing me. Do you know that? Do you believe I will call the police? Go away!" Zhou Lu became irritated and raised his voice.
Liu Muyan: "..."
"I'm going to take a shit and it won't make a living...Whatever you want, you have to tell me what you think..."
Zhou Lu was getting more and more impatient, but there was still a section that had not been pulled out. He was very unhappy and felt bad all over.
"Do you...do you have any paper?"
Liu Muyan's faint voice came, hesitating.
Faced with Zhou Lu's squirting, she was sweating profusely and wanted to cry, but she couldn't argue.
But there was a bright side. Although Zhou Lu was angry and complaining, he agreed to follow-up interviews.
At first in the class, Zhou Lu had always been calm and calm, but now that he was finally no longer calm and calm, a small sense of revenge arose in her heart, although it was extremely inappropriate.
But right now, we can only put aside other things and solve the actual urgent needs first.
Zhou Lu took a puff from his cigar and slowly exhaled the smoke, suppressing his shock and irritability.
Liu Muyan finally spoke, but she asked herself for paper.
so……
Zhou Lu's heart brightened and he woke up.
Below the movie queen,
Side leakage…………
This has a lot to do with yourself.
When she entered the men's room, she didn't come to force me. She probably just ran into the wrong restroom in a panic.
I sprayed a little too much.
A pure and beautiful girl who is as charming as a flower, a noble young movie queen who has won an international award... It's a bit difficult for you.
Zhou Lu felt sorry in his heart.
Sorry.
But you can't blame me entirely. Who knew that what the Silver Dragon Detective took away at random would be your aunt's scarf.
Also, who told you to have bad intentions?
"You don't have a spare towel?" Zhou Lu asked.
"You, how did you know I was here to be my aunt? The spare one has just been used up..."
Liu Muyan said aggrievedly.
"Well, we can become fellow Taoists squatting together because we have ape excrement. In view of this, I will give you some paper."
Zhou Lu sighed for a while, took out a piece of paper, and stuffed it through the gap under the wooden partition.
"Thank you, You're so kind,"
Liu Muyan's eyes were filled with joy, she quickly pulled the paper over, her face suddenly froze, "What... what is this..."
"It's a piece of paper torn out of my math textbook, from this semester."
"Number...math textbook???"
"Well, this semester's one is still very new. It is a little harder. The advantage is that it is not easy to puncture. I have twenty-seven ways to rub it and can teach you..."
"Zhou Lu! You...are you deliberately humiliating me?"
Liu Muyan interrupted Zhou Lu and wanted to rush over and kick him.
"Isn't one piece enough? Oh, maybe your butt is too big, but I only tore off two pieces, so I can't give you the last one."
Zhou Lu's voice was innocent.
"Your butt is too big! You are so bad! You must have done it on purpose!"
"What are you talking about? I am willing to help others, but you are ungrateful and still say I am bad? Give me back the paper!"
Zhou Lu frowned slightly and his voice became tough.
"You...I...you really wipe this? Is this really good?"
Liu Muyan heard that Zhou Lu was not joking, rolled her eyes, and asked depressedly.
"It's not steamed, it's boiled! In ancient times, the royal family used wooden sticks or leaves to find out what they couldn't wipe. Besides, you're not using it to wipe your hair."
Zhou Lu just felt poetic (shi), and he tore two sheets from the textbook to go to the toilet. Logically speaking, he has money now, so he doesn't need to wipe the textbooks, but he doesn't have toilet paper at the moment, and he is somewhat used to using textbooks. It doesn't matter, I don't mind, I don't
Thinking of wiping your butt is so important.
Liu Muyan was extremely speechless.
She is a newly minted movie queen, she is famous, she walks on the red carpet, and she sells countless films and memories in the spotlight. She never expected to find herself in such an embarrassing predicament today.
She didn’t want to shout loudly to the assistant outside the door. This was a personal negative. Everyone outside would hear it, and the assistant may not be reliable. If this matter spread, it would be a big blow to her image, her acting career, and her image.
Very critical.
"No worries, classmate Zhou Lu, can you help me buy a pack of sanitary napkins later?" Liu Muyan said softly, even a little condescendingly. She had no choice but to ask Zhou Lu for help.
"This kind of thing...but if you don't leave, I can't pull it out."
Liu Muyan: "..."
Zhou Luxun thought that if something like this happened, he had an unshirkable responsibility.
But he would definitely be reluctant to buy sanitary napkins for a girl who has ulterior motives for him.
His tone was slightly serious: "I can give you a sanitary napkin, but you must agree..."
"Ah! Do you have a sanitary napkin on you? Great, give it to me quickly! Please help!"
Liu Muyan was extremely pleasantly surprised. She didn't think too much about it when she was in urgent need. She just got through it first. Staying in the men's room all the time was not an option. This in itself was an explosive entertainment news that would arouse suspicion and discussion among countless people from the outside world. The paparazzi
And unscrupulous entertainment reporters will definitely take the opportunity to exaggerate, distort, and smear to attract attention.
She is very familiar with the environment of the entertainment industry because she lives in a folk art family. Her parents are also artists. Several generations of people have been in similar circles. She is a top family in the Orchid family.
"You must agree first. You must not misunderstand. You must believe that this sanitary napkin was purely picked up by me..."
Zhou Lu planned to return the [Excellent Red Dragon] that he got from Liu Muyan to her, but it was of no use. It always felt weird to have something like this in his inventory.
It's not a lie to say that I picked it up, and my conscience doesn't hurt at all.
"Okay! I promise, I believe you."
Liu Muyan readily agreed.
At this moment, she had no time to think about why Zhou Lu, a man, picked up sanitary napkins and put them on his body.
After hearing the affirmative reply, Zhou Lu pinched the corner of the top-quality red dragon and carefully pushed it under the partition.
Hey, there is still a fishy smell...
Zhou Lu wrinkled his nose, with a look of disgust on his face, and took a hard puff on his cigar, blowing out the smoke to offset the bad smell.
Strangely enough, after making a series of movements, the chrysanthemum loosened up and the last part flew out.
Zhou Lu felt relaxed for a while and let out a sigh of relief.
Maybe it's the influence of my own willingness to help others. Well, good people are rewarded.
"Zhou Lu! You bastard"
From next door, Liu Muyan's deep roar seemed to be squeezed out from between her teeth, accompanied by the sound of gnashing her teeth. She was obviously extremely embarrassed and angry.
Chapter completed!