Chapter 020 Good old corpse(1/2)
"Young master is not a monk, how can you call me 'female benefactor'? Among the several names in the slave family, which one do you like the best?"
The corners of the goddess' corpse's mouth were slightly raised, like a crescent moon pushing aside the clouds, blooming with wonderful light.
"Xi Shi."
Zhou Lu blurted out.
Xi Shi, one of the four beauties in ancient times, is the most popular and famous. Countless literati from ancient to modern times have left countless beautiful poems praising Xi Shi, which has influenced her since childhood.
Praise is more of an insult, and Master Li doesn't know much about it.
What is certain is that these three legendary women themselves have not done any evil deeds. Even if they play tricks on the princes, it is because King Zhou You is not dedicated and unqualified to be the emperor. He commits suicide and has nothing to do with Bao Si.
"Well, according to the current way of addressing people, the young master can call me 'Sister Shi', and the slave family will call you by your name."
sister xi tzu,
Sister Shi?
A super old corpse who is thousands of years older than me has the nerve to call me sister. It seems that women’s obsession with being younger in terms of address is the same in ancient and modern times.
"Okay, Sister Corpse."
"The curse on the slave family is a long story, so I might as well not talk about it."
Sister Corpse seems unwilling to mention the curse in detail.
Zhou Lu opened the system mall, looked at the ancient artifact column, and confirmed again that there was a [Tianji Mirror].
Zhou Lu asked tentatively: "What if... what if someone has the Tianji Mirror?"
Sister Corpse solemnly said: "With the Heavenly Secret Mirror, the curse on me can be unlocked. The slave family has made a blood oath to the sky, and is willing to follow that person for the rest of his life, whether he is a slave or a maid."
If I go, it will make a lot of money.
It was decided in this way, if the conditions for exchanging ancient artifacts can be met.
Must choose Tianji mirror!!!
Redemption conditions: 300,000 coquettish points, reaching the realm of coquettish king.
The state of the coquettish king is the goal that I want to achieve. 300,000 coquettish points will be enough if I slowly accumulate them.
Zhou Lu's thoughts changed and he said solemnly:
"To be honest, I really want to help you get rid of the curse on you. I don't have a Tianji mirror at the moment, but I will definitely have it in the future, because I know how to get it. Even if I go up the mountain of swords and go through the fire and sea, and I will be devastated, I will still help you.
You unbutton your clothes...er, no, it's a curse, unbutton your clothes..."
"Beep, the host's coquettishness failed and no coquettishness points will be given.
Don't be silly, coquettishness is more important now.
"Well, the slave family believes in the young master and will follow him from now on."
Having said that, he can only live for two years. I hope that clues to the Tianji Mirror can be found in him within two years.
Xi Shi yawned and lay down on the bed, "I'm so sleepy. Sir, do you want to sleep with us?"
Sleeping with a thousand-year-old female corpse?
My taste is not that strong yet.
"Isn't it enough to sleep for thousands of years?"
"Of course it's not enough. It's all your fault. It was the young master who woke up the slave family, so you have to take responsibility."
"Well……"
Is this what happened to the thousand-year-old female corpse?
I have a question. She sleeps on my single bed. There is no sofa in the single room. Where should I sleep?
Zhou Lu stared blankly at Xi Shiyu. Her body was spread across the single bed, taking up most of the bed.
If you push yourself up,
It is inevitable that limbs will rub and overlap...
She closed her eyes and looked calm, as if she was really tired.
She was wearing her own loose T-shirt, with her legs exposed.
She didn't pay much attention when she stood. Many girls on the street also dressed like this. She adapted to this era very quickly.
As soon as she lay down, her two slender legs stretched across the bed, immediately showing her ultimate charm.
A peerless beauty is not only about appearance and manners, but also about figure. Even her legs are so attractive.
It is well-proportioned and round, white and delicate. Under the light, it glows with natural luster, like a flawless jade. People can't help but want to touch it or lick it... Other men must have this idea when they see it.
These legs are so beautiful, I can play with them for two years, no, at least twenty years.
In addition, the towering figure in front of her and the endless temptation between her legs covered by the shadow of her long T-shirt, on this lonely night...
Zhou Lu swallowed hard.
This bed is too small,
The room is also too small,
There is no right to privacy, the landlady will open the door and come in at any time.
Since the goddess corpse sister wants to follow him, changing to a suitable environment must be an important consideration.
And tonight, I can't keep staring at other people's legs.
Zhou Lu diverted his attention and ate a few bites of the instant noodles.
Then I called up the system browser and searched specifically for beds.
The system mall really has a bed...
[Millennium Cold Jade Bed]:
Made from cold jade in extremely cold places, sleeping on it will have slight benefits in improving your cultivation.
Isn't this just like the way Xiao Longnu slept with Yang Guo?
Redeem 1000 coquettish points?
The coquettishness value is enough, but it cannot be used on the bed.
Besides, this is too exaggerated.
【Supreme Dragon Bed】:
It is inlaid with gold and jade, edged with ivory, and made of top-quality golden sandalwood. Three hundred craftsmen carefully crafted it by hand.
The dragon bed used exclusively by ancient emperors was wide and large, and was specially used to deal with the three thousand beauties in the harem.
It costs 200 coquettishness points, which is considered cheap.
big enough,
Rich enough,
It's quite exaggerated. Can you sleep on it?
It's a pity that the items exchanged in the system mall are bound to me for use, otherwise I would exchange them for a sky-high price and make a fortune immediately.
While browsing casually, Zhou Lu glanced at the inventory.
I spotted an unused item in the corner.
It is given as a gift package for newbies.
I used to think that monsters and monsters were all scary and scary, and they were of no use, so I ignored them.
"[Yin-Yang Combination Technique]:
It can be combined with any yin body including female ghosts, female zombies, and banshees to replenish their yin energy..."
Just reading the introduction makes me feel too dirty, which is hard for my young and pure heart to bear. Besides, I have always been upright and upright, so it is even more impossible...
"Ding, the host masters the [Yin-Yang Combination Technique]." System.
Zhou Lu: "Ahem...hand, my hand is slipping again."
system:"……"
This cannot be done, and we must adopt the subjective initiative of Marxist-Leninist materialism to forcibly divert our attention.
Zhou Lu took out the moonlight treasure box and studied it.
This damaged artifact will definitely be incredible after repair. Sister Zhi said that one of the functions of the Tianji Mirror is time travel, and the Moonlight Treasure Box also has this function.
Could the two be related?
At this time,
Xi Shi gave a slight sigh, turned around and lay on her side, with her back facing outwards, and two halves of white bulging from her back, bursting out with fatal temptations that made it difficult to control and unable to stop thinking about it.
During the rotation, the T-shirt on her body lifted up a little.
To be continued...