Chapter 6(1/2)
Seeing Xue Bocai's sudden appearance, Fan Mengmeng's face turned cold and she became angry from embarrassment.
"I told you not to come over, but you still come over and want to kill me? Let's break up!"
She stamped her feet and ran down the mountain angrily.
At this moment, she was focused on getting home as soon as possible, taking a good bath and changing into clean clothes.
Xue Bocai looked as if he had swallowed a cockroach, his expression extremely ugly.
After pursuing Fan Mengmeng for more than two years, she only agreed to date during the day, and just after they held hands, before the day was over, she actually broke up with him.
To celebrate Fan Mengmeng agreeing to be his girlfriend, I wanted to have fun with Zhou Lu tonight as part of the celebration carnival.
As everyone knows,
Zhou Lu is a straight man of steel, no, he is simply a straight man of diamonds. He is not tempted at all and actually scolds Fan Mengmeng to tears.
Unexpectedly,
Zhou Lu knew how to catch ghosts, and was not afraid of Ding Wang pretending to be a ghost to scare him, so he kicked Ding Wang away. Then the real ghost appeared, and Zhou Lu became everyone's life-saving straw...
Zhou Lu hogged the limelight, he lost all face, and now Fan Mengmeng is about to break up, losing his wife and losing his army.
Xue Bo glanced at Zhou Lu, with a flash of jealousy, and then chased Fan Mengmeng.
Ding Wang and others also left.
After a while, the roar of cars broke the tranquility of the night and gradually faded away.
It is not far from the winding mountain road where cars are possible, and Fan Mengmeng and Xue Bocai's cars are parked there.
"It beats your lungs, everyone is running so fast."
Zhou Lu turned around and found that he was the only one left.
I don't know why, but Fan Mengmeng squatted in front of her, stretched out her hands and waited. In this scene and atmosphere, she couldn't urinate even a drop.
Especially when he looked down from top to bottom, he saw the white flowers in Fan Mengmeng's collar, the two jade rabbits that were white and big, and the deep ravine in the middle...
I can't help it...I'm so hard...
The harder it is, the harder it is to urinate.
Fan Mengmeng couldn't stand the wait any longer, so she changed from a squatting position to a kneeling position, and finally grabbed her...
She was agitated and finally peed out, but due to the violent shaking and excessive output, it got all over her face and body, and even on her pants.
Fortunately, the urine came out, otherwise she might have used her mouth.
This girl is too rude, stay away from her in the future.
Zhou Lu felt resentful and said to himself: "Who saved her twice and didn't even say thank you?"
"Thanks……"
A soft and sweet voice sounded.
"You're welcome, uh...who!?"
Zhou Lu felt something was wrong. The voice didn't seem to be Fan Mengmeng's, and the voice came from a tree.
What catches the eye is a strangely beautiful woman in ancient costume and white clothes. Her eyes are cut with water, she has an unearthly appearance, her waist-length black silk stockings and the hem of her underskirt are dancing with the wind. Under the stars and moon, she looks as outstanding as a white dress that has descended from the heaven to the mortal world.
Fairy.
The skin on her hands and face was too pale, but it did not affect her beauty at all.
If she is not a fairy, she is also a stunning young lady with unparalleled grace and beauty. Her every move and every smile is so captivating.
Why come to the mountains in ancient costumes in the middle of the night?
There are no costume filming studios nearby.
What flustered Zhou Lu the most was that she was sitting on a branch that stretched out horizontally.
Has she been peeping in the trees?
The fairy in white jumped down from the tree and gave a gift in the ancient way.
"Master Li of the slave family, thank you for waking me up."
"Call...wake up...Master Li..."
Zhou Lu's heart was pounding.
I remember that in "Water Margin", there was a courtesan named Li Shishi who was said to be the most beautiful woman in the Northern Song Dynasty. The archaeological excavation on the mountain was an ancient tomb from the Song Dynasty...
I'm going to wake up a thousand-year-old female ghost???
The wild ghosts that have been dealt with are just small shrimps, and this is the real master.
Zhou Lu was shocked and his scalp was numb.
calm,
You must be calm,
I have a system in my body, and I own the world, and I am superior to others in everything.
So what if the thousand-year-old female ghost is there, she can still be contained!
Unexpectedly, there are female ghosts born in brothels who are so beautiful that they are as beautiful as immortals. It would be too wasteful to use them to refine demons, so just keep her and leave her there. You can’t have anything like that happen to her. It’s great to just look at her and be eye-catching.
Moreover, she was once the number one courtesan in the world, so she must be proficient in all kinds of music, playing, playing and singing...
Zhou Lu put one hand on his hips and took out the ghost-beating whip with the other, laughing wildly: "Master Li, right? Since I am the one who wakes you up, then surrender to me and accept me as a ghost servant. My master will..."
Before he finished speaking, a white shadow flashed.
Zhou Lu hit the ghost whip on his hand and was snatched away by Master Li.
Master Li looked at the ghost whip in his hand like a curious baby: "What is this?"
"Beep, the host's coquettishness failed, no coquettish points will be given."
"Fuck..."
Zhou Lu was stunned.
The system prompts: "After testing, it is not a ghost ahead."
Zhou Lu: "It's not a ghost, it's..."
next moment,
Zhou Lu and Zhou Lu's friends were suddenly shocked.
I could only feel my heart beating wildly, and a chill running from the soles of my feet to my forehead.
If it's not a ghost, then there's only one possible zombie!
Master Li is Li Shishi!
Millennium female corpse!!!
It's probably the terrifying Millennium Drought Demon...
"I'm in a big trough! The best strategy is to leave..."
Zhou Lu secretly shouted, turned around and ran away.
From behind came Master Li's soft call: "Master, please stay..."
Zhou Lu didn't care, walked as fast as flying, and disappeared in a flash.
Li Shishi didn't chase her. She smelled the peach wood and the ghost whip and murmured to herself.
"You can't run away. You have the power of time and space travel. It proves that it is related to the Tianji Mirror. The slave family is determined to follow you!"
"His destiny is very strange. He is destined to only have two years to live, but there is another layer that cannot be seen through..."
At this time, the ghost-beating whip in Master Li's hand suddenly disappeared.
Master Li was stunned for a moment, then a shy smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "This young gentleman is quite capable... Hey, what is this?"
She picked up something on the ground.
Shockingly, there were three boxes of Durex condoms tied together with yellow tape.
There are words on the yellow tape "Special price for jumping off the building, buy one get two free".
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Half an hour later.
At the excavation site of the ancient tomb, more than a dozen people appeared.
"This tomb is really too evil. All the security and archaeological experts assigned there fell ill again and were sent to the hospital. This is already the third batch. We can only ask Mr. Qi to come and take a look overnight."
The speaker was a bald middle-aged man dressed in a decent manner. He looked around anxiously.
"Director Qu, you're welcome. This is our business."
To be continued...