Chapter 071
Zhou Lu quickly pieced together the vocabulary from the ancient books he learned such as "Wuji Tianyan Shenju". He raised his head and looked up at the full moon in the starry sky forty-five degrees. He stood with his hands behind his back and sighed:
"There is no joy in life, and no pain in death. Life and death are like the change of day and night, and the cycle of the four seasons is not gain, nor is it loss. Life and death are the same. Well, there are two little heroes like the flower fairy who will see me off. This life is enough. Let's do it, and I will not dodge again."
The little flower fairy shone with tears: "He, he said so sadly, sister, I want to cry... He also said that we are little girls like the flower fairy, don't hurt him, otherwise, we advise her not to commit suicide."
The fairy of Dahua took a deep breath: "I...I didn't want to hurt him, I want to persuade you."
"Ding, the host's tragic connotation is coquettish, and he has obtained a coquettish value of 110 points."
"Ding, the host sells miserable sex and gets a coquettish value of 110 points."
Zhou Lu pricked his ears, and the two girls were talking and heard clearly. He wanted to laugh.
I heard the prompt sound of getting the coquettish value again and was in a great mood.
I think the two fairies of flower are innocent, kind, very caring, and very righteous.
The little flower fairy walked closer to Zhou Lu and comforted him with kind words:
"Your name is Zhou Lu, right? My name is Mu Lixue, and my sister is Mu Jingxue. In fact, there are many benefits to living in a human life. As the saying goes, it is better to live than to die. Even ants are greedy for life, let alone us humans, you..."
She approached Zhou Lu and found that Zhou Lu looked good, had clear and bright eyes, and was a handsome talent, and she couldn't help but feel good about her.
"Mu Lixue, Mu Jingxue, the name is so nice. Thank you, the kind-hearted Miss Lixue, but you don't understand my loneliness, I have decided." Zhou Lu gave a faint bitter smile on his lips.
"You... do you feel lonely? Then if we are your friends, you will not be lonely. You have no family. It doesn't matter. Our Mu family has recently recruited disciples. You can try it and join our Mu family's big family, so you will definitely not be lonely."
Mu Lixue became happier and happier the more she spoke, and she consciously found a way to solve Zhou Lu's problem.
Zhou Lu's mouth twitched and almost burst out laughing. He lowered his head and suppressed his smile and asked, "What is your Mu family?"
"Well, you may not know that our Mu family is one of the four major families of Xuanmen. He is best at Yin and Yang Feng Shui. If you are not interested in Feng Shui, you can also learn divination, qi, or martial arts..."
"Li Xue." Mu Jingxue called out softly.
She intended to remind Mu Lixue not to tell all the money.
The stranger I met for the first time, I didn’t know the other person’s background and character, so my sister wanted to pull the person home, which was enough.
Zhou Lu stopped when he saw that he was fine and nodded, "Thank you sincerely for Li Xue. I will seriously consider your suggestions, and thank you Jingxue too."
I didn't expect to call myself a disciple of her family.
Good at Yin and Yang Feng Shui?
There seems to be such ancient books in the mall, but they are not used, so they are not researched.
At this time,
Zhou Lu heard the sound of footsteps approaching, and a group of people were walking quickly towards this.
In fact, I had long discovered that the nearby area was getting bustling and the number of people increased.
Most people walk together, three or five or six or seven walk together, but they do not gather in groups, which means that their sect positions are different and they all choose to wait and see at present.
"Sister Jingxue, Sister Lixue, I finally found you. Your father said, you are in this direction."
Several young talents appeared, and the first young man was the first to see the twin sisters. His face was filled with smiles and greeted him warmly, completely ignoring Zhou Lu.
Zhou Lu glanced at the tall young man who spoke, looked a little bit heroic, but his eyes were slight and his eyebrows were tight and suppressed. This face shows that this person was secretly vicious and narrow-minded.
"Jin Yizhou, is there anything to do with us?"
Mu Lixue was quick to speak, and it was obvious that she had no good feelings for Jin Yizhou.
"I want to protect you." Jin Yizhou's smile remained unabated.
"We Mu family don't need protection, you can go quickly."
"Li Xue, you can't talk to Brother Jin like this. No matter what, the Jin family and the Mu family are also family friends." Mu Jingxue whispered.
"That's right, I don't mean anything else. Your Mu family has a small family, and the business is bad. Our Jin family and the business are very prosperous. They are the leader of the four major families of Xuanmen. If our Jin family hadn't been interested in the friendship of aristocratic families and often helped your father, the name of the four major families of your Mu family would have long disappeared. There is a great danger tonight, so I came here to protect you."
As soon as Jin Yizhou finished speaking, several people followed him and all agreed.
Zhou Lu understood why Mu Lixue didn't like Jin Yizhou anymore.
This man speaks with a sense of superiority, arrogant and self-righteousness.
If you use your family power to suppress others, it will be uncomfortable for anyone to hear it.
Zhou Lu yawned and muttered lazily: "It's so much nonsense."
Upon hearing this, Jin Yizhou glared: "Who are you?"
He winked and rushed towards Zhou Lu:
"Where did the wild boy come from!"
"Is it your turn to speak?"
"Dare you dare to talk to Master Jin like this and live impatiently?"
"You are not honest!"
Mu Lixue thought Zhou Lu was too pitiful and finally convinced him not to seek short-sightedness. Now he would definitely not be able to tolerate Jin Yizhou bullying him.
She stepped forward and stopped Zhou Lu, waved the iron rod, and said angrily: "You want to move him, so you can pass this level of aunt first."
"Brother Jin, his name is Zhou Lu. He may join our Mu family as a disciple. He doesn't understand the rules very well. Please don't be aware of it..." Seeing the incident escalating, Mu Jingxue took out his sister's idea in a hurry.
"Oh, the Mu family has started to recruit disciples? Well, for the sake of the two sisters, let's forget it this time, I won't be as good as a fool." Jin Yizhou felt very happy when he saw Mu Jingxue showing weakness and pleading for mercy.
Zhou Lu sneered in his heart.
Forget it, I can't.
I hate this kind of tricks that bully others the most.
Zhou Lu took out a [diabetic insult] from the inventory and threw it over.
I felt that it was not satisfying enough, so I redeemed a cheap [Shock Talisman] from the mall and gave it to Jin Yizhou.
【Round fart symbol】:
The Five Elements Wind-type magic spell introduces special airflow, temporarily destroying the balance of the anorectal system in the body, and constantly releasing farts within 2 minutes.
A few seconds later.
Jin Yizhou suddenly felt a great feeling of urinating, and couldn't hold it in. It suddenly surged out, and a hot stream flowed down his stride and flowed into his pants.
His face changed drastically.
Fortunately, he was wearing dark pants. In the night sky, it was difficult for others to see his pants soaked.
"I have something to do, come back later." Jin Yizhou pretended to be calm and turned around and left.
The next moment,
"Boom...Boom...Boom..."
A loud fart.
In the quiet late night in the mountains and forests, it seems loud and unique.
Jin Yizhou immediately became the focus of the mavericks.
"Brother, are you okay?" A brother said with concern.
"It's okay, it's all right." Jin Yizhou cried and tried his best to tighten his anus.
"Booms..."
The series of farts are like machine guns, with continuous loud bangs, which is simply the birth of a fart spirit.
No matter how tight the chrysanthemums are, it is useless. The air pressure from the inside out is not so easy to control.
Jin Yizhou is a younger generation of rookie masters. He has always hoped to be famous all over the world and become the focus, but it is definitely not the focus under this situation.
Moreover, in this case, the matter of he wetting his pants is easily discovered.
Chapter completed!