Chapter 254 : The Emperor Also Plows the Field
The young guard on the right looked listless at first. When his colleagues talked about the next paragraph, his eyes lit up and he said excitedly: "Is it amazing?"
"Hehe, don't mention how amazing it is. Recently, if I only gave it once a day, I wouldn't be able to show me the next day, which made me have to fight for my life to plow the fields at night! Look, these are all the spirits that have fallen with force." The guard on the left smiled and pointed at his dark circles and said to his companion with a smile.
"Tsk, what's so great about this? Isn't it as good as the current emperor?" The guard on the right looked at his companion's black eyes with disdain.
"What's wrong with the emperor? The emperor is also a human being. He has only one nose, two eyes, one mouth, and even one below. I don't believe it. How much better the thing under him is than my Lao Sun?" The guard on the left heard his companion's contempt and immediately became dissatisfied.
"That's not necessarily true. As the saying goes, the dragon has its own preferences. Today's Master Long is just like this. There are three thousand beauties in the harem. How many fields does it take? It can be said that it is a fertile land. But Master Long is not good at farming pieces, but now he is still full of vitality. It's much more powerful than your family only has only been farming a few times a night!"
The guard on the left said dissatisfied: "I don't believe it? If Master Long Sui really takes it as powerful as you said, will the world be in such chaos? If it is a peaceful and prosperous era, I don't have to stand here to sway the wind?"
The guard on the right leaned over and smiled mysteriously, and whispered: "Old Sun, this is not what I said to you. Use your brain and think about it carefully. If it weren't for the current Long Sui Master, would the world be so chaotic? I heard that the current Long Sui Master has started to plow the fields since the first update, but it is much more diligent and responsible than your brother?"
The guard on the left smacked his lips and hesitated: "Is Master Long live that powerful?"
"Of course there is, but I heard from the eunuchs in the palace say that Long live the day after the update? Isn't it much more diligent than you at home?"
"Oh my God? That's much more diligent than my old Sun, but I, Lao Sun, still a little disbelief. Tell me what the eunuch said?"
The guard on the right smiled mysteriously and said, "Do you really want to know?"
The guard on the left should not arouse curiosity, and he felt itchy and said angrily: "If you don't say it, you will lose it!"
Seeing his companion getting angry, the guard on the right immediately smiled and said, "Okay, okay, can't you say it?" The face on the left suddenly eased, but his tone was still slightly angry, and he said, "Don't say it quickly!"
"Okay, I also heard from the new eunuch in the palace? He said that there was a new eunuch in the palace. He was afraid that he would not hear the instructions of Emperor Longsheng and the emperor, and was afraid that he would delay the good things of Emperor Longsheng and the emperor, so he hid under the bed by himself."
"Ha, this eunuch is quite brave. He dares to hide under the dragon bed. He is really tired of living!"
"Who said no? The next day the new eunuch was discovered by our Wansui Master...? Wansui Master didn't expect that a small eunuch was so bold and dared to hide under the dragon bed. He was furious and shouted to the eunuch: "Okay, you bold slave, say, you have been under my bed for a few hours."
The eunuch fell to his knees and replied, "When I say to Master Long live, I will be in the fifth day under the bed."
When Master Wansui heard this, he was so angry that he couldn't help but wonder what the eunuch had heard under the dragon bed, so he asked: "What have you heard?"
The eunuch was honest. After hearing the question from the Lord Long Sui, he bent his body and replied: "Reply to the prince's words, I will hear that you and the Empress are enjoying the paintings."
Long lively said: "How do you say this?"
The eunuch said: "I heard you tell the Empress, come and let me see the Shuangfeng Xiuru."
"Haha, this new eunuch is going to go!" The guard on the left smiled, very interesting.
The guard on the right listened to his companion laughing and couldn't help shouting, "Do you still listen?"
"Okay, I won't laugh anymore. Tell me quickly, tell me quickly!" The person on the left saw his companion getting angry and waved his hand to signal.
The guard on the right gave a blank look at his companion and continued, "Long live the matter and then asked, "Where is Er Gengtian?"
The eunuch said, "Second Heaven, you seem to have fallen to the ground."
Long live the emperor: "How do you say this?"
The eunuch: "I heard from the empress: Come up quickly!"
Long lively asked again: "Where is the third update?"
The eunuch replied: "You seem to be eating crabs."
Long lively asked: "How do you say this?"
The eunuch replied: "I heard you say: spread your legs apart!"
Long lively asked: "Where is the fourth update?"
The eunuch then replied: "It seems that your mother-in-law is here in the fourth day."
Long lively asked: "What do you say?"
The eunuch said, "The slave heard the empress shouting loudly: Oh my god, Oh my god!!!"
Long live the question: "Where is the fifth day of the day?"
The eunuch said, "You and the Empress are playing chess."
Long lively asked: "What do you say?"
The eunuch: "I heard from the empress: Let's have another shot, let's have another shot!!!"
"Hahaha, this... this... the eunuch is too honest, this is obviously...?" The guard on the left was funny and couldn't help laughing out loud.
The guard on the right, regardless of the jokes of his companions, smiled since ancient times, "Who said no?"
"What happened later?" The guard on the left laughed endlessly, "Puff! Cough cough cough..." After coughing a few times, he barely asked this sentence.
The guard on the right seemed to be feeling a little unfulfilled. He was about to answer when he suddenly heard footsteps and followed a young man.
The guard on the left was anxious to know what the eunuch would be afterwards, and kept urging his companions: "Tell me quickly, what happened to the new eunuch? Tell me quickly...?"
But at this time, the young man on the official road had already reached the gate. The guard on the right glared at his companion angrily and said angrily: "How do I know? If you want to know, just castrate the eggs below you into the palace and ask...?"
The guard on the left was snatched by his companion and he was unable to get angry. Looking at the young man who was walking over, he shouted in anger: "You have to check the level, don't you know the rules? You can't just come and check it! You can only pass the level of the uncle!"
A smile appeared on the corner of the young man's mouth, not caring at all. When the guard on the left walked in, he just opened the waist card from his waist. The crescent-colored waist card reflected the two big words "The Palace" in the sunlight.
"Is it from the royal palace?" The guard on the left was shocked when he saw the waist card, and his original arrogance suddenly extinguished a lot.
The young man snorted coldly, stared at the guard on the left and said sternly: "Open and close the door immediately and let it go. I am from the Seventh Prince's Mansion. Now I have something important to meet the Prime Minister, which has delayed the prince's affairs. How many big-headed things do you have? I don't know what you know."
"Yes, yes, yes~?" The guard on the left nodded and bowed. A pair of swimming eyes looked at the young man, but saw that the young man was wearing an official robe, and a big hat was covered with his head. The hat completely covered his entire face, and the young man's appearance could not be seen clearly.
This appearance immediately aroused the curiosity of the guard on the left. He just looked at the waist card. He didn't see what was written on the waist card very clearly. Seeing the man's outfit, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Your Excellency said that he is from the Seventh Prince's Mansion. I wonder if there is any certificate?"
"Damn your dog's eyes? See clearly?" The young man shouted loudly, took out the crescent sign from his waist again, threw it gently, and threw it into the hand of the left guard. The left guard smiled, holding the crescent sign in both hands, and looked around. Seeing that the words "King's Mansion" were indeed engraved on it, he was no longer hesitant in his heart. He turned around and nodded to the guard on the right.
The guard on the right understood and rushed over. The guard on the left handed over the crescent moon card, and the guard on the right quickly caught it and looked at the crescent moon waist card.
"How is it?" the guard on the left came over and asked in a low voice.
"Well, it seems to be true. This is still made of ivory. The heavy touch is very smooth and delicate. Look at this, this is because of the position of the Master in the Seventh Prince's Mansion. Don't offend him, open the door quickly?"
The two of them muttered, and the guard on the left took the waist sign, put his hands in his palms, smiled at the young man, and said, "Don't be accustomed to this master, humble duties are also the responsibility, I hope this master will forgive me!"
The young man took over the waist card and snorted coldly, "I won't open the door and let me out!"
"Yes, yes, yes, please!" The two nodded and bowed, and opened the city gate for the young man. After a while, the ancient city gate made a "bang" sound, and was opened by the two of them.
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Chapter completed!