Chapter 449 : Help
The reason why Xu Dachuan asked Xiao Yun for help was because his daughter-in-law didn't trust anyone but trusted Xiao Yun. This made Xu Dachuan very angry and annoyed. Now that he had caused such a big disaster, he first thought of himself.
Xiao Yun.
Xiao Yun frowned and said, "What about this matter? How do you want me to help you? You have indeed done a lot of things. It's time for your wife to teach you a lesson?"
"Little brother, you can't just die without saving me?" Xu Dachuan panicked when he saw that Xiao Yun was trying to evade.
Xiao Yun said: "It's not that I don't want to help, but it's really that I can't do anything about it?"
Xu Dachuan has been hanging out with Xiao Yun for the longest time, and he knows that he can read and digitize. In his opinion, people who can read and digitize are all literary stars from the sky who have come down to earth. They can do it just by rolling their eyes. Where can they be willing to do it now?
Xin, with a grimace on his face, said: "Little brother, has Brother Xu ever begged you except last time? If you can help me this time today, it's true that you don't need my life."
He died at the hands of your sister-in-law."
Xiao Yun looked at him and thought of a story. In the Tang Dynasty, there was a wife of Prime Minister Li Fu, Pei, who was jealous by nature. There were many maids in Li Fu's family, but Li Fu never dared to have any wrongdoing.
Think about it. When Li Fu was guarding the sliding platform, someone dedicated a slave girl to him. He wanted to get close to the slave girl, but his wife kept a close eye on her and never had the chance. One day, Li Fu couldn't help but said to his wife: "My
The official has served as a military governor, but I only have an old servant by my side. Isn't it too cruel for my wife to treat me?" Pei said, "That makes sense. But I don't know who you are interested in?" Li Fu pointed.
He asked for the female slave. Mrs. Pei promised. But after the female slave arrived with Li Fu, she only did some work such as serving him, dressing and eating, but did not dare to go to his bed. Li Fu also told the servants around his wife:
"If Madam washes her hair, please come and report to me as soon as possible."
One day, a servant came to report that his wife was washing her hair. After hearing this, Li Fu immediately pretended to have a stomachache and asked the slave girl to come and serve him. Just as he was thinking of doing something good, his wife ran away. It turned out that Pei's wife
Hearing that Li Fu had a stomachache, he immediately pulled out his wet hair from the basin and ran barefoot to see Li Fu. Li Fu was afraid of being exposed, so he had to pretend to be intolerable. Pei was very worried about this and quickly poured out the medicine.
He was exposed to the boy's urine and forced Li Fu to drink it. The next day, his colleagues came to the Jiedushi Mansion to greet them, and Li Fu explained the secret to them in detail, and said mockingly: "If you accomplish nothing, you will deserve your due."
What I felt was that I was wronged and suffered because I drank a cup of urine in vain!" Everyone present laughed.
The look of Xu Dachuan at the moment reminded Xiao Yun of Li Fu's self-restraint, and he couldn't help but reveal a smile on his lips.
Xu Dachuan placed all his hopes on Xiao Yun at this moment. From the moment he sat down, his eyes never left him. Seeing his frown, although he was nervous, he did not come forward to disturb him, but Xiao Yun's brows were so
I frowned, it was too long. I heard intermittent shouting outside the door, and my eyes kept looking at Xiao Yun's face. His expression was like that of a daughter who was in love for the first time and shyly met her lover. It was hard to see.
When Xiao Yun raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened with a sly look, he hurriedly stood up and wailed: "Little brother."
Xiao Yun let out a long sigh and said, "Brother Xu, I have an idea!"
"Really!" Xu Dachuan was overjoyed, his tone also changed, and he even leaned closer.
Xiao Yun deliberately nodded slowly, then said in a long voice: "But what? Hehe, this still requires the cooperation of Brother Xu...otherwise...?"
Xu Dachuan was very anxious. Seeing Xiao Yun's slow look, he wanted to push him forward. But at this moment, his lower body was tied to Xiao Yun's hand. He had a thief's heart but not the courage to go to Xiao Yun.
He glanced at me and begged: "My little brother, what time is it? If you have any ideas, just tell me as soon as possible. It will burn your ass!"
Seeing that Xu Dachuan was so anxious, Xiao Yun also found it funny and couldn't bear to tease him anymore. In fact, his so-called idea was very simple. In fact, the so-called Hedong lion, because of his own conditions, often loves his husband more than other people's wives.
many.
During the Tang Dynasty, Volume 35 of Ouyang Xun's "Yi Wen Lei Ju" quoted Yu Tong's "Jealousy" from the Southern Song Dynasty as saying that there was a wife in the capital who was a scholar and was extremely jealous.
She usually tied the man with a rope, and if she wanted to call him, she would pull the rope. The man couldn't bear it anymore, so he secretly discussed a solution with the witch: one night, when his wife was asleep, the man went to the toilet and tied his wife.
A rope is tied to a sheep.
When his wife woke up and pulled the rope, a sheep was pulled. The wife was surprised and strange, so she called the witch to ask the reason. The witch said that you had accumulated too many evils and your ancestors blamed you, so you turned your husband into a
Sheep, if you can repent, you can also seek help from your ancestors.
The woman hugged the sheep and cried and howled, complained about herself, and swore to repent. The witch asked the whole family to hide in the room and not come out. They fasted for seven days, offered sacrifices to ghosts and gods, and prayed that the sheep would return to its original shape. The man slowly returned.
When the woman saw him, she cried and said, "Isn't it hard to be a sheep for so many days?"
The man said: "I still remember that grass was hard to swallow and gave me a stomachache."
The woman was even more sad. Later, the woman became jealous again. Her husband crawled on the ground and imitated the bleating of sheep. The woman got up in fright, went barefoot, and called her ancestors to swear, saying that she would never dare to do it again.
From then on, the woman was really not jealous anymore. This woman loved her husband so much that she came up with such a trick. Xiao Yun's so-called idea was similar to the method the scholar in the story thought of.
"Are we really going to fight...?" Xu Dachuan looked at Xiao Yun and said worriedly.
"It's okay not to fight. When Meng Zhangfei comes to your house later, you just want to get rid of that job, right?" Xiao Yun looked at Xu Dachuan with a smile. His idea was very simple, that is, to beat Xu Dachuan himself.
After a while, when she saw her husband being beaten severely, the wife naturally couldn't bear to beat him again. Even if she was angry, she probably loved her husband so much that she had completely forgotten about it!
Chapter completed!