The blind man sang back: "Oh Le Oh Le Oh Le!" So the two fell into the ditch. A swimming instructor was shopping in the mall. A beautiful lady greeted him. He looked closely and saw that it was one of his students.

He then said loudly: "You put on clothes, I really can't recognize you!" A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk man: I don't know.

I just arrived too! On a dark and windy night, the longest and most dangerous road

On the way, the taxi driver passed by and there was a woman waving at the roadside and she got into the car. It was quiet all the way until the woman spoke. She said to the driver: "I'll give you an apple to eat. It's delicious."

Oh..." The driver thought it was great and took it, then took a bite. The woman asked:

"Is it tasty?"

The driver said: "It's delicious!"

The woman replied again: "I remember I also liked eating apples when I was alive..." Wow...amp;*$#@...When the driver heard this, he was so frightened that he rushed the car and turned pale... I saw that

The woman slowly tilted her head forward,

Said to the driver: "But I don't like eating after giving birth!..."

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy a: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let’s eat some French fries.

Boy a naturally stretched out his two fingers and took it...

Teacher: No? Call the parents...

[Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let’s eat some French fries.

b After hearing what a said, he took the fries very carefully with his palm.

Teacher: Why don’t you dip it in ketchup?

b I accidentally dipped too much, so I immediately flicked it with my fingers...

Teacher: You are very skillful in flicking cigarette ashes. Call your parents...

[Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: No, okay, let’s eat some French fries.

c Because of the previous two examples, I finished eating the fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?

c After taking the fries, he easily clamped them on his ears...

Teacher: No? Call your parents...

[Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good. Let’s eat some French fries.

.d finished the French fries with fear.

Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?

d carefully put the chips into his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d Quickly took out the chips from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet...

Teacher: No? Call the parents...

[Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boys e: don’t suck,

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.

e I just took the fries, and the teacher said, "Aren't you going to treat me to some?"

e quickly handed over the fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter...

Teacher: No? Call the parents...

[Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.

f finished eating with fear.

Teacher: Suddenly he shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweating, but he still lowered his head calmly and said: Hello, principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell your mouth.

f took out the French fries: No, they are still here, the fire is not even lit yet...

[Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy g: Promise to God, I will never smoke.

Teacher: You really don’t want to smoke? Okay, let’s eat some potato chips.

g took the fries very naturally and ate them all.

Teacher: What a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

g (getting carried away): Greater China...[Scene 8]

Teacher: Let’s eat some French fries.

Boy n:Thank you, no.

teacher:……

"Haha" Si Zhe laughed and said, I also forced a smile

‘Mom, isn’t that funny?’ Si Leng said

'Hmm' I said

"Are you happy?" Si Zhe said

'Yeah' I nodded

"Then let's go play kite," said Si Leng.

'Okay then' I said
Chapter completed!