Chapter 196: The Little Eunuch Picks a Fat Pig's Head with a Gun
Cao Huazhi was about to shout "cut", but before the voice came out, he suddenly saw the Northern Army's formation in chaos. Looking further away, where the dust was rising, a group of people and horses fell from the sky, the commander's flag was held high, and there was a big red mark on the military flag.
The word "Pan" means that the enemy troops were unprepared. I don't know how many troops came from the Confederate army. They immediately became confused and retreated. They threw away their helmets and armor and ran for the road. They all hated their parents for having two legs. Cao Huazhi
She bent down sharply, stretched her legs, hid under a kick, picked up her spear from the ground, held it in her hand and shouted:
"Sisters, look! Pan Lang has personally brought people to rescue us. Everyone, cheer up and follow me to break out of the siege and welcome Pan Lang!"
The five girls escaped from death, all of them were brave and full of energy, just like wild beasts coming out of their cages. Each of them held swords, guns, swords and halberds, and they all attacked the enemy's formation.
After the young eunuch came out of the mountain, Li Lang sent spies to inquire about the military situation. A soldier urgently reported that the Fan army Xia Wei suddenly jumped out of nowhere and surrounded the vanguard General Cao Huazhi's 5,000 troops. Since General Cao had a small number of people, the Fan army used
The situation was extremely critical. The young eunuch hurriedly selected 20,000 horses and set off first. Zhu Linzong led a large group to follow and galloped to rescue Cao Huazhi.
The journey of more than ten miles was about to arrive in a blink of an eye, and the little eunuch was rushing to the front. When the coach of the Fan army, Xavich, was thinking about how to enjoy the beauty of the five beauties, he suddenly heard someone shouting, and turned around to see that the little eunuch was already approaching.
Xavich did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly raised his sword to greet him. He hesitated in his heart and shouted:
"Who is coming?"
"Your grandpa Pan You'an, that's right! Come over here and die!" the little eunuch shot away and shouted sternly.
"Weren't you trapped on the top of Wuling Mountain? How did you get out?" Xavich didn't believe it.
"Ah, that's a good point and a good question! Damn it, I encountered a natural or man-made disaster, and you came here to plot against my wife, are you considered a human being?" the little eunuch scolded.
"It's hard to say, it's hard to say." Xavich's face turned slightly red, but he immediately recovered and retorted, "Don't you Chinese say that you are always wary of deceit? Don't you mean your wife won't get married after you die? Forget it, I don't agree with you.
Now that you have left the mountain, your wife will be returned to you and I will argue with you another day."
It was not that Xavich was timid and afraid of fighting, but that he was not mentally prepared at all. In addition, what he did was neither authentic nor glorious, so he wanted to delay time, anger the little eunuch and then act on his own initiative.
"You bastard, you almost killed all five thousand of my people. Now you can leave if you want?" the little eunuch scolded.
"So what? You kill five thousand more of my people to pay for it, isn't this fair?" Xavich acted like a rogue.
"I'm going to drive you all out of our country, or I'll kill you all!" The little eunuch couldn't bear it anymore and rushed over again with his gun raised.
Xavich pushed it away with a knife and said sarcastically: "Pan, as a dignified commander-in-chief of the armed forces, you are so brave for the sake of a few girls. I don't think you can do anything big at all!"
"It's a big deal or a small matter. You stripped my wife naked and tied her to your bed. Is this a small matter?" The little eunuch exposed Xavich's shortcomings.
Xavich became so angry that his desire to irritate others made him furious. He shouted:
"Pan, I admit that I am not aboveboard in my work. Do you think your work is fair? I caught your wife to sleep with you. How dare you say that you didn't sleep in Xue Lihong's bed? If you have the ability, you can make a poisonous oath for the officers and soldiers of the three armies to listen.
Listen? Man, men are like this. One of us is a crow and the other is a pig. No one should think that the skin of the other is dark! It’s just that you caught one and I caught two. It seems that you suffered a bit in terms of quantity, but the snow is red.
She is still a young lady! Those two of yours are already useless, let’s make it even, brother!”
The little eunuch didn't expect Xavich to have such a trick. He did sleep with Xue Lihong, but he didn't do that. But this can't be explained and cannot be explained clearly. In any case, it is a fact that he slept with Xue Lihong.
, so he could neither swear nor dare to swear. After hesitating for a while, he remembered something and said with a smile:
"It's not even, I heard that you lost something else! Brother, you should come with me, I will introduce you to something to do, become a eunuch in my harem! Although your operation may not be
It's very authentic. You can still get along with someone just by pretending to be a facade."
Xavich was furious, this was his great shame and humiliation. How many times could a man have his penis cut off? But he looked at the heat and saw that he had taken the chick just now, thinking that he was sure to win.
After the eunuch's large team arrived, both sides were evenly matched. Since it took time to reorganize their troops, he had the patience to grind his teeth with the young eunuch. He took a rough look and found that the young eunuch's number was at most 20,000, and there were more than 20,000 people behind him.
There are 50,000 people! Even though the young eunuch went down the mountain in danger, the weather has been freezing in the past few days, and he will definitely lose his troops and his combat power will be greatly affected. I am afraid that this is his entire team. If he does not take the opportunity to eliminate them today, he will become another enemy in the future.
Serious trouble. Thinking of this, Xavich roared angrily and said:
"Pan You'an, don't bully me too much. I've heard for a long time that you are a fake eunuch, and now you have turned me into a eunuch. Okay, okay, let's go eunuch to eunuch, without anyone's help. How dare you fight me for three hundred years?"
Round?”
The previous article mentioned that Xavich was a well-known general in the country. Not only was he physically strong, he also had unique martial arts skills. He was known as an invincible general. The only drawback was that he was a little short. He worked hard for a long time, firstly because he wanted to irritate
Pan You'an, secondly, needed to reorganize his troops. Seeing that the time was ripe, he decided to fight alone with Pan You'an, taking the opportunity to kill the commander-in-chief of the Southern Dynasty, getting twice the result with half the effort, and everything else was easily solved.
Cao Huazhi led the remaining troops out of the siege, looked up and saw her husband and Xavich already in a duel stance, and shouted:
"Pan Lang, today's teaching is off and this fat pig head is gone!"
Xavich sneered, tilted his head back, and teased the female general: "Who will die and who will live is still in limbo. You two birds that slipped through the net, don't be too happy too soon."
Chapter completed!