Chapter 238: The Eunuch Fights Yamamoto
After the meal, the little eunuch was drunk, looked around and said:
"Brothers, the moon is bright tonight, why don't we go to the backyard to practice together, and I will also give Brother Fengda some pointers on how to box."
Everyone had no reason to disagree. It was a free show without spending any money. Only a fool would not give this empty favor, so they all applauded.
As mentioned in the previous article, the backyard is very large. When the old man persuaded the Du family to build this farmhouse, they might have planned it and wanted to turn it into a small military training ground. After all the tricks were used, it backfired in the end. Jiu
He occupied the magpie's nest and made wedding clothes for others. When the soldiers heard that the marshal was going to practice martial arts here overnight and teach apprentices, they immediately beamed with joy and ran to tell each other.
Seeing that the scene was quite big, Hua Shixiong was afraid that his martial arts would be leaked, so he quietly told him:
"Brother, just dance a few times. Don't use your real skills. If someone secretly learns your special skills, we will suffer a big loss."
The little eunuch smiled and said: "Old Huazi, they say you have a clever plan, but this time you are wrong by a thousand miles. After I compete with the Japanese in martial arts this time, I will find someone to compile a martial art on how to deal with the Japanese pirates.
Book, draw pictures and distribute them to all the soldiers, each one has a copy, so that they can learn from it. This is also called treating Japanese people with Japanese ways!"
Hua Shixiong lowered his head and pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "The elder brother is wise, but the younger brother was stupid for a while, always thinking according to the old rules, and almost made a big mistake."
"You are right. When my master taught me, he told me more than once that this skill must not be easily passed on to others. Otherwise, if you lose your special skills, you will have more and more opponents in the future. The situation is different now. At this time
At that time, we must now devote all our efforts to deal with the Japanese bandits, and the whole country must be united externally. Internally, we must be united and united, and naturally I will donate my family wealth for free."
Hua Shixiong said: "Brother is right. I wonder what the name of my merit is?"
"Li Di Tai Sui Boy Kung Fu!" The little eunuch said his name without hesitation.
"Tong Zi Kung Fu?" Hua Shixiong couldn't help but open his mouth.
The little eunuch said hurriedly: "I'll tell you a secret."
"What secret?" Hua Shixiong craned his neck and turned his head sideways, waiting with interest for what the little eunuch would say.
"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore." The little eunuch hesitated to speak.
"Why?" Hua Shixiong was a little frustrated.
"You haven't taken a wife, you are still a boy. Don't teach you a bad lesson." The little eunuch hesitated.
"Hey, brother thinks I'm a fool. Even though I'm not married, why don't I know anything?" Hua Shixiong shouted unconvinced.
"It's useless even if you know, it's just talking on paper." The little eunuch teased.
Hu San saw the two people arguing lively and came over to say, "What are you two arguing about? Are you blushing and thick-necked?"
Hua Shixiong said aggrievedly: "My brother said that he practiced Tongzi Kungfu. How can a man with a wife practice Tongzi Kungfu? I didn't believe him and he didn't tell me. He also said that I couldn't ask around without a wife. Brother Hu San, you
Give us a review."
Before Hu San could speak, the young eunuch explained: "I said that I practiced boy's kung fu, but Lao Huazi didn't believe it, so he insisted on asking to the end. He is a young man without a wife, and we can't explain it clearly to him, and we don't know.
Dare to make it clear, we can't harm anyone, right? But he has to ask, third brother, don't you think this is a dilemma for me?"
Hu San looked at the little eunuch now. How did he look like the commander-in-chief of the armed forces? Moreover, he had experienced countless fierce battles. Now he seemed to be as innocent as an ordinary little naughty boy. He couldn't help but sigh to himself:
"Even if God gives people the same opportunity, how do you grasp it? Brother eunuch is not only lucky!" Hu San did not say anything, and deliberately interrupted:
"One of you calls me Third Brother, and the other calls me Third Brother. I am the second oldest here! Did you forget that you just kowtowed?"
The little eunuch said: "It's called Shunzui, and it won't be easy to change for a while."
Hua Shixiong refused and yelled: "Old Hu, you are so good at turning things around when people talk about the east. You say the old monk has a monkey on his head. You tell me what his secret is.
What is it?"
The little eunuch couldn't resist, so he leaned over Hu San's ear and whispered:
"My method is to hold back. Otherwise, how could I have dealt with so many of your sisters-in-law? Do you think Lao Huazi, a bachelor, can understand these jobs?"
Hu San burst out laughing after hearing this, but Hua Shixiong was still confused and complained:
"If I don't tell you anymore, what do you mean by holding back? If you don't tell me, I'll ask others."
The brothers went to the backyard talking and laughing.
The little eunuch took off his robe, dressed in short clothes, neatly packed his clothes, squatted with a slim waist, stood in the middle of the field, and shouted:
"Da Lao Hei (the temporary nickname given to Hei Fengda by the young eunuch), take out your two axes, and you can chop my head with all your strength without worry!"
Heifengda looked around in embarrassment and said: "Brother, I have no enmity with you. You are kind enough to accept me as your brother. How can I have the nerve to kill you?"
"Just do it if you are asked to do it. If you break a hair of mine, it's all your fault. I won't cause any trouble to you." The little eunuch said sternly.
"Brother, then I will chop it off."
"Cut! Move faster."
Heifengda struck the little eunuch three times with his axe, but no one was hit, and he barely escaped. The little eunuch signaled Heifengda to strike again, and Heifengda struck again with the axe, but still no one could be found.
On the contrary, he was so tired that he was breathing heavily. The little eunuch changed his position and said:
"Forget it, don't bother, save some strength. I won't move now. If you can make me move, you will win."
Hei Fengda threw down the ax and rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Brother, you underestimate me. I am not good at martial arts, but we have plenty of strength. If I can't move you, I will..."
The little eunuch interrupted and said, "Don't rush to swear or swear. Don't talk until you finish your work."
Heifengda was also unambiguous. When he stood there, he was half a height taller than the little eunuch, and his body was thick and burly. It was hard to tell if one could be divided into two, but one and a half would be more than enough. Heifengda bent down and put his hands on
He hugged the little eunuch into his arms, hugged the little eunuch's slim waist, and said, "Brother, are you standing still?" Then he said, "Hey------get up!" The little eunuch didn't move at all, Black Wind
Da fell down on his back. Heifeng Da got up from the ground in embarrassment, patted the soil and said with a blushing face:
"Master, I am completely convinced by you. You are thin, small, and quiet, but you didn't expect to be so powerful?"
"We have agreed a long time ago that we will call you brother instead of master." The little eunuch comforted, "Big Lao Hei, this is not because of my strength, but because of the kung fu I have developed over many years."
The little eunuch broke down the action just now and told Heifuda again, then pointed it out to all the soldiers watching and said:
"Everyone, remember, go back and practice hard as I said. This is what we all eat. Whoever practices well will be promoted to captain of thousands or centurions."
Seeing that the competition period has come, Wang Youfu moved some money, and this time he seriously arranged a decent competition arena.
Running an arena can make money, who wouldn't do this kind of business? He is a local official, a high-ranking official in the border areas. He has a lot of money and a salary of two thousand dan. He has enough to eat and maintain a basic life. There is no problem. Don't talk about him.
It is no problem for a family to feed a hundred and eighty people. The key is that there are other expenses. When he retires and returns to his hometown, he will prepare a large sum of money to build a house, repair courtyards, halls and pavilions in his hometown in Lintao, Gansu.
, Garden Pavilion, what can you do without millions of taels of silver? Who in the world is willing to be an official if you don’t make a fortune from being an official? He has already made up his mind, unlike his father, who wants to be an upright official. Being an upright official has the benefits
What's the use? No matter how good an official reputation is, he wants to create a family fortune that his children and grandchildren can enjoy. When an emperor conquers the world, he wants to pass it on to his children and grandchildren. Officials at his level don't build a fortune for their children and grandchildren.
, no one will remember you even after you die. Therefore, Wang Youfu has always been thinking about money, and dealing with the Japanese is also to make money. The old monster said that he would be asked to work in the Japanese country in the future, but he would not go! He was born and raised here.
Si, I won’t go there either.
You can't just dip your fingers in salt when making money, you have to spend the money you should spend. Governor Wang ordered a large stage to be built, and the stage was covered with seven or eight-inch thick wooden boards. It was agreed that it would be beaten with hands and feet, and not a single nail would be broken.
You are not allowed to bring them. Since there are no longer activities such as riding and shooting on the venue, the vacant space is reserved for audience seats. All admissions are charged, and each person pays one penny, which is another considerable income. At the same time,
, according to the request of Party A, a new couplet was written on both sides of the stage. The first couplet is: Japan is a heroic man. The second couplet is: The invincible opponent in the world. The upper couplet is: Yamamoto seeks defeat. Arrogance is a bit arrogant.
But I can't find much fault with the words alone. The challenger always likes to brag, and Chinese people sometimes make this mistake too, so there's no need to worry too much about it.
According to the terms agreed upon by both parties, the Japanese people are the defenders of the challenge, so they should be regarded as Party A, the main party. The people of this Dynasty are the attackers, so naturally they are considered as the second party, as the deputy. Wang Youfu, the official representative of the governor
He is the organizer, so he can be regarded as the middleman! The middleman must be fair in handling things and cannot favor anyone. The Du Family House group does not know the details and cannot place too much hope on them. He said that he is the nephew of Prime Minister Wang. Tomorrow
Another person said that he is still a prince! Especially since we are Chinese, we should be more generous to our friends.
There is only one person from Party A, named Yamamoto Ichiro.
Party B can produce three people, namely Zhu Linzong, Hei Fengda, and Tian Shuihe (the name the young eunuch made up). There is only one bottom line: winning or losing will depend on the level, and you will be responsible for the death, injury, and funeral expenses.
Chapter completed!