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Chapter 1: The baby dragon and phoenix are very tough (1)(1/2)

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In the fourth year of Zhaoxi's reign, Xia.

The well-known dragon and phoenix baby in the Western Dynasty, the Crown Princess of Prince Ke's Mansion, finally celebrated her fourth birthday.

Shortly after their birth, these two children were given titles by the late emperor, as Prince Yao and Princess Leyang. They were also given the fiefdom of Yinghai, which was also known as the money bag of the Western Dynasty.

Although this place may look like just an island, in the past two years, Emperor Zhao used the plan proposed by Princess Ke and appointed Princess Ke as his envoy. He successfully built this island into the most prestigious economic development zone, open to foreign countries.

transactions, and at the same time build a communication channel

It was a port for merchants and the transportation waterways extending in all directions were transformed and became several safe water conservancy hubs. For a time, Yinghai Island was at its peak and the Western Dynasty. It can be said that it was the largest money bag in the Western Dynasty. It was so rich that it paid taxes every year.

, four times as much as Jiangnan, which was once the most prosperous!

That’s four times!

Even Jinzhong cannot pay such objective taxes!

Therefore, for a time, all the businessmen and ministers were squeezing their heads to go to this place. However, to go to this place, you not only need considerable financial, human, and material resources, but also the ability.

, have connections, and most importantly, be able to tell stories!

Why do you tell stories?

Of course it's because the two demon twins look like Prince Ke, and have the same upturned phoenix eyes!

These two children have been different from ordinary children since they were young. Of course, they are not some monster-like prodigy who can speak in six months, recite in seven months, read 300 Tang poems in eight months, and memorize the Four Books and Five Classics. They are

Those who actually jumped out of the nine reincarnations, it is not time travel, it is impossible to do this. The difference between them is that one is greedy for money, and the other is... lustful.

Well, let me state it in advance: I am not saying that the one mentioned first is the brother and the one mentioned later is the sister, but because, compared to lust, this greed for money is really not humane to outsiders. And this lust... is still a person with only four

It is too unspeakable for a baby who is 10 years old and has not fully grown his hair.

However, it’s okay to be lewd. After all, their identities are there. In the future, even if he, a carefree little prince, wants to create a harem that is more awesome than his emperor’s uncle, let alone his father, queen, mother and concubines.

, even his uncle the emperor would happily hold a grand talent show for him, sending him all the beauties of the right age from all over the world. Among them, the princess of the emperor’s uncle’s family was also included!

Don’t believe it?

Don’t believe it, this is a serious and real thing.

Oh, I got off track, so let’s get back to the topic. Let’s talk about why to enter Yinghai Island, you must be able to tell stories and have iron-clad discipline!

It must be said that these two little babies have made great achievements in two years.

The male doll is the upturned phoenix eye, a miniature version of Prince Ke, carved in the same mold as his father. Well, but he did not inherit his father's infatuation, nor his mother's dedication, so it is probably the opposite of everything.

He created this—a seed that can definitely be called passionate!

When he was one year old, he grabbed the palace maid and wanted to kiss her.

On his second birthday, he took off the pants of Mr. Zhao's wife's youngest daughter, who came to give him a gift, saying that he wanted to study the physiological changes of the human body.

On his third birthday, every household simply locked all the girls at home and did not take them with them. They kept a distance from this "little pervert". But he went to domineeringly drag the pretty girl from the house of Li Shilang in Taiyuan Prefecture.

The younger son, who looks like a little girl, threatened that Shilang Li must give birth to a girl as beautiful as his son. If he couldn't make one, he would drag the boy back to his house when he grew up...

This year, he is four years old, who knows what tough things he will do again...that thing?

Uh, I still haven’t said why I want to tell a story——

Okay, let’s reveal the secret now, because this man likes to meditate, especially after having an intimate relationship between a loving man and a woman, or after hearing some remarks about “love”, he will ask some weird questions to make people laugh.

People can't answer it. Especially they can't answer it to a stupid kid, because they can't answer it.

No matter how you answer, you will end up getting into his question hole. Even if you talk about spending a whole day and a night, saying that you want to go there, he will still flash his evil and clear phoenix eyes and continue to ask: "Well, is this love?

, so profound, xxx, have you ever loved any of your wives?"

Almost all those who have experienced this either died of suicide or gave up and ran away.

Only the two lucky ones tried their best to get a certificate! However, their experience was definitely a bumpy one, but when they came out with pale faces, they thought back on the past three days... while facing the challenge of having enough food.

After drinking enough, he kept asking the other party to continue talking about their love history.

They gave them food and occasionally forgot to give them water. They couldn't afford to offend anyone. They really didn't know how they got through it. However, after that, whenever they saw this man, they immediately

His face was as pale as dirt, and his whole body was trembling, as if a nightmare was coming...

Well, these are some of the most inconspicuous but well-known things that the beloved Prince Xiaoyao, the youngest son of Prince Ke's family, did before he was four years old.

And now, this man is lying on the railing of the Huxin Pavilion in the back garden of Prince Ke's Mansion - feeling sad for spring and autumn, sighing with emotion.

The mansion is now very busy, preparing for his and his sister's birthday. It is said that the uncle of the emperor in Beijing, uncle Yanwang of Beiyan, Aunt Xiaxia, uncle Anliang of Mengtan and I don't know where they are.

Aunt Hesu who was digging graves, Uncle Feiyang from Dongling, the Marquis from Tubo, and his aunt all came back, but there was no beauty, a beauty he could fall in love with at first sight, fall in love with again, and decide to marry home at the third sight.

None!

So, he is depressed again!

"Why--"

Sighing again, he changed his position and continued to lie on the railing, looking at the lake below. Even the fish in the water were in pairs. He was so jealous!

It would be great if there were some fun people here at this time. But recently, there have been too few people who want to enter Yinghai from them, and they have no fun. It’s so sad. It’s all Xuanyuan Muyue’s fault, if not

She always thinks about other people's property, so how can she worry about no one coming to let them play with it?

"So boring!"

He howled in a milky voice, but the boy guarding him on the other side was so frightened that his legs became weak. This little ancestor didn't want to listen to another story. He was already aggrieved as a slave.

When he was a child, he told the story about his naked buttocks being shown to the daughter of a scholar from the same village. Wouldn't this little ancestor still let him go?

If you don't let him go, he will have no choice but to become a eunuch!

It's over once and for all. Without that function, this ancestor wouldn't ask again...

The young man, who was full of sorrow, was trembling while thinking about Prince Ke and Princess Ke, who were absolutely good to their servants. As long as they didn't make any mistakes, and their wages were four times higher than those in other palaces, they would still be there even at the end of the year.

How can one not be greedy by giving red envelopes that are enough for an ordinary person to last half a lifetime? It’s just that this ancestor is too difficult to serve!

No matter what he was afraid of, when he was so nervous that he was about to pee his pants, the ancestor suddenly turned to look at him. With his innocent face, he put on an expression of deep affection and longevity that was inappropriate for his age, and asked: "Little Stallion,

Why can’t I understand what the mother-in-law said! What is ‘the danger that can interfere with anyone’s life, but there is a value in disregarding the danger?’ The mother-in-law said, this is love! I don’t understand...”

The little stallion was named by the little ancestor in front of him named Xuanyuan Muxun. He said he liked it. Yes, the master likes it. Even if he calls you Ergoudan, Wangcai, and son of a bitch, you are a slave.

I have to admit it. But, can he change his master? This master's problem is really - too damn profound. He doesn't understand it. He really doesn't understand it. He doesn't understand it very much!

This... still has to be attributed to the princess. Can you tell a child this kind of thing?

Although this child, in his eyes, definitely doesn't look like a child.

However, every time they, the servants, united and plucked up the courage to put forward such an opinion to the princess, the princess would say: Oh, he likes to ask, just let him ask. My child, it’s just a hundred thousand whys, big

Just fine!

Parents who implement a free-range policy, and children whose development path is absolutely off track, will such little masters be able to get better when they grow up!

The little stallion trembled in the wind and turned to stone.

Let’s talk about the other baby, a pure girl.

Well, she doesn’t have the bad habits like her brother, and she has absolutely no interest in such frivolous things as shabby love. Her only hobby is money!

Mountains of gold and silver are too much for her to crush her to death.

Jewelry, silver coins, wild ginseng, as long as it’s valuable, come on!

Facing the treasure land of Yinghai, her eyes shone brightly. Anyway, the brother who only thought about sleeping with Xue Yue all day long didn't care, so she would take care of the accounts for him, so that she could share it with him in the future.

Half the management fee!

Regarding the rumors about this girl, there are not many versions circulating outside, but businessmen who want to enter Yinghai Island deeply understand that this girl has many "benefits". Her advantage is that she can cover up her greed for money. And these

, probably all thanks to her mother’s invitation to this veritable “daughter of gold”!

Genetics, this is a fucking magical thing.

Her mother, I think she was the natural enemy of profiteers back then, but now she is even better, profiteers are nothing, corrupt officials are nothing, she wants them to vomit as much as she wants. So what if you are a good citizen, if you want to eat, I, the princess, also have to eat.

If you want to take money from this princess, you should first tie your head to your belt and tie it securely!

He has a strong backing, a foundation in mental arithmetic, and good genes, but he is also developing in a strong direction...

This girl is one year old. She has a golden abacus in her left hand and a sky full of wealth in her right hand. She is biting a golden ingot of gold in her mouth. Her eyes are shining and she is drooling and staring at the small golden coffin in the hands of someone who comes to congratulate her.

.

On her second birthday, she grabbed the emperor's uncle, coquettishly lay in his arms, and asked him inarticulately: Emperor's uncle, how much money do you have in your treasury, and how much are you going to share with me in the future?! Can you borrow some now?

On her third birthday, she ordered the financial officials of Fenyang Mansion to check Fenyang's finances. In the end, she pulled out the beard of the corrupt official, confiscated the corrupt official's home, and passed the corrupt official's mansion into her own hands...

As for these four years old——

It is still unknown for the time being, but we only know that she is sitting in the accounting room of the mansion, talking with the accounting clerk about how to save another one or two taels of silver from the expenses of the people in the mansion.

One tael, only one tael!

How harsh this ancestor is!
To be continued...
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