Lin Han and Liu Jun were about to go watch when Lin Han's phone rang, "Ding Ling Ling Ling!"

"Hey, grandpa, what's going on?" Lin Han asked.

Lin Han waved his hand and motioned for Liu Jun to go over and take a look first. Liu Jun stood up and walked out.

"Well, the situation over the border has become more and more complicated. Now many of our tanks have been blown up inexplicably. Three of our G-9 aircraft have been blown up inexplicably. I don't even know what to do.

What should we do? When the two armies are fighting, it is always us

We have the upper hand, but when the truce comes, our planes, tanks, and sometimes people die inexplicably. And those people die very miserably. You should figure it out first when you arrive, and then start to understand all these things.

!" Qiu Xuebin said in grief.

Lin Han said depressedly: "People are also affected?"

"Yeah, they don't know how they got it, butts and breasts got bigger, even for men!" Qiu Xuebin said sadly and speechlessly.

Lin Han rarely heard Qiu Xuebin speak with such a painful tone. He was always very casual. It seemed that this time things were indeed very troublesome.

So Lin Han nodded and said with a smile: "Old man, let's see how anxious you are this time. I'll contact you after I go and have a look. You ask the border side to get me two sets of all advanced equipment."

"This is no problem. It's all done for you. We have two sets of the most high-tech equipment, as well as two high-defense bulletproof vests. There are only ten of these two bulletproof vests in our country. They were just issued.

After the high-security test, I asked them to go to the border and get one for each of you and Liu Jun." Qiu Xuebin said mysteriously.

Lin Han said depressedly: "No, two body armors can make you mysterious like this. This is not like our old man's style!"

"No, these two clothes are not easy to handle, and do you know how powerful these two clothes are?" Qiu Xuebin said mysteriously again.

Lin Han smiled, "What?"

"The total weight of these two pieces of clothing does not exceed 0.5 kilograms, but the bulletproof performance is extremely high. It melts directly when you put it on it. It is made by chemical substances. If the speed exceeds a certain level, it will melt once it comes into contact with this piece of clothing. But you touch it slowly

, or it’s okay to hit it with your fists. And the airflow caused by the bomb explosion is a small thing for it!" Qiu Xuebin said with a smile.

Lin Han was so depressed: "No, I can't even defend myself against fists. What if I get hit by someone?"

"If your fighting skills have been beaten, then don't be an agent. Well, I have other things to do. I have to pass the satellite identification system. I'm done, my little wife, General Tamer!" After Qiu finished speaking,

There was a beeping sound from Xuebin's side.

Lin Han hung up the phone and walked out of the room, looking depressed at the crowd still shouting outside.

When I came out, I saw that a couple was fighting. Everyone tried to pull them away, but they couldn't. The fight became more and more fierce. Liu Jun stood in the middle and was in a dilemma!

"I'll beat you to death! You stinky, shameless guy! I asked you to find a mistress for me! Damn you! Damn it! I want my fucking breasts and my butt!" The shrew held the slippers.

He hit the man on the head hard, and the man next to him also hit the woman with his fists.

"Fuck you next door! How dare you say that, you bastard, old ugly woman, you have more fucking wrinkles on your face than on my mother-in-law, dead fish eyes, big mumbling,

She looks like a coward who never has enough to eat, and her breasts are like big fucking watermelons.

, my butt is so fat, even the old sow’s is slimmer than yours! If you want to live with me, are you worthy of it! You still flirt with men on the train with such a bear look, I will beat you to death today! Old trash!" He said next to him

The man was waving with anger on his face.

Lin Han looked at the couple carefully. The woman and the man were both relatively classic. It looked like they were sick.

That woman's hair is disheveled, and the two big breasts on her chest are really like what the man yelled, like two big watermelons. It's not an exaggeration to say that she is a**, and then look at that woman's breasts

My butt looks swollen, and my legs are very thick. I don’t know what’s going on. It makes me feel chilly.

As for that man, he was quite tall, but through fluoroscopy, Lin Han discovered that the man's lower body was small and not even as big as his thumb. It was really pitiful.

"Fuck stop it!" Lin Han shouted loudly!

When seeing these two people, Lin Han suddenly thought of what was said in a book on the art of war: "If you can make the empire's interior chaotic, then victory is not far away. If you can make the people uneasy, then it is even closer!"

"

"Could it be...fuck!" Lin Han cursed angrily in a low voice.

Lin Han's voice was loud, but the two men ignored Lin Han at all and continued to fight. However, the judges around them made way for Lin Han.

Lin Han walked forward quickly, raised the woman and man with one hand each, and said with a smile: "Do you want me to throw you out of the car? Or should you give me a pause first?"

"You're not talking, are you?" Lin Han looked at them and said coldly.

The woman said: "Who are you! Why are you meddling in our affairs? Be careful that we ask our tribe to destroy you!"

"Are your tribesmen like this too? The women are like you, with fat buttocks, breasts like big balloons, and bloated bodies. The men are like you, tall but with a little bit of hair down there. During sex, they are less than two

It will collapse in minutes, right?" Lin Han hit the nail on the head, causing the two people to look in disbelief.

The two people nodded immediately and looked at Lin Han excitedly. The man said: "Big, big, big brother, big brother, how do you know?"

"You don't have to worry about how I know it. If you want to return to normal, come with me. Don't be embarrassed in the car, okay? There are so many people in the car, you don't know how to be ashamed!" Lin Han said coldly and then turned towards his room.

Go.

Seeing Lin Han's surprising words this time, Liu Jun admired his good friend even more, so he excitedly followed Lin Han into the room just now.

Lin Han asked Liu Jun and himself to sit on one side of the lower bunk, and asked the couple to sit on the other bunk. The four of them sat facing each other.

People outside looked at Lin Han in surprise. They didn't know how Lin Han guessed it, and it was so accurate!

After the couple sat on the bed, they still looked at each other coldly. Staring at the woman, she punched the man in the stomach again. The man lay on the ground in pain and howled. Liu Jun opened his mouth wide.
Chapter completed!