Chapter 116: Spoofing Liu Jun
Chapter 116: Pranking Liu Jun
After a while, the fly came back, very appealing, "Anyone who likes me and decides to spend the rest of his life with me, go to that tree. After I finish chatting with him, I will choose you!"
After saying that, a group of flies landed on a book nearby.
Then the female fly came back and said to Lin Han: "I found it. Go straight ahead from here and don't turn around. You can see it, but there is a man and a woman in the concierge doing something embarrassing.
What’s going on!”
Lin Han nodded and watched with a smile as the female fly went to choose a husband.
Lin Han stood up and found that Liu Jun was already standing next to Lin Han.
Liu Jun initially thought that Lin Han was talking to him, and was very curious. After hearing this, he found out that Lin Han was talking to a fly.
"Brother Han, isn't it? Tell me, isn't it? You can actually talk to flies?" Liu Jun said in shock, and accidentally dropped the two bottles of mineral water in his hand to the ground.
Lin Han was also startled by Liu Jun, "Wow, you brat, when did you stand next to me? You scared me to death!"
"After I bought the water, you were staring at a group of flies and your mouth was buzzing. I didn't bother you. So your power is to communicate with animals?" Liu Jun said in surprise.
Lin Han rolled his eyes and said, "What kind of power? I am..." After saying that, he paused and said with a smile, "It's true, my power is to chat with animals."
Liu Jun suddenly became excited, "Brother Han, please call me a few words and let me talk to these flies. It will make me happy!"
"Hahahaha... then you have learned well, I will tell you in a low voice!" After saying this, Lin Han motioned to Liu Jun to put his ear over.
Liu Jun stretched out his ears excitedly and heard Lin Han say: "Buzz...buzz...buzz buzz...buzz"
Liu Jun asked: "Is it enough to repeat this?" Liu Jun asked excitedly. In his excitement, he forgot to ask Lin Han what it meant.
Lin Han said with a bad smile: "Yes, louder!"
Liu Jun shouted loudly without thinking: "Buzz...buzz...buzz...buzz...buzz"
As soon as Liu Jun finished shouting, a group of flies on the tree suddenly flew up and rushed towards Liu Jun. Liu Jun was shocked when he saw it and ran wildly to get rid of the flies.
Lin Han followed behind and laughed. "Hahahaha...Liu Jun, you're laughing so hard, hahahaha..."
"Brother Han, what exactly do you mean by what you asked me to say? Why are those flies rushing over like crazy?" Liu Jun asked angrily.
Lin Han laughed and said: "The meaning of what I taught you is: I want to swallow this virgin fly all to myself, so stop your delusions! Hahaha..."
Liu Jun suddenly realized! "Brother Han, you are really bad!"
"Hahaha... Is it fun to communicate with flies?" Lin Han said happily.
Liu Jun stretched his shoulders helplessly, "Tsk, I was pranked by you. It's really bad for you, Brother Han!"
Talking and laughing went a long way.
"Brother Han, haven't you arrived yet?" Liu Jun asked.
Lin Han took a sip of water and said with a confused expression: "I don't know that either. That fly said it kept walking. If it doesn't work, I'll ask again."
"Okay, you said flies can't lie, right?" Liu Jun asked.
Lin Han shook his head and said: "Flies don't have such complicated minds as us humans, how can they lie."
So Liu Jun and Lin Han continued walking.
Suddenly Lin Han saw a sparrow and communicated with the sparrow in its language, "Sparrow, are you a male or a female?"
"Are you blind? Didn't you see that I am a handsome guy? Really! It's so vulgar!" The sparrow looked at Lin Han coldly.
Lin Han quickly said with a smile: "It turns out to be Brother Sparrow. Brother Sparrow, I have something to ask you for help."
"How do you know that I am a helpful sparrow? Just tell me, as long as I can do it, don't worry, little brother, I will definitely help you with your sparrow brother, for the sake of your ability to speak sparrow language."
The sparrow said proudly.
Lin Han suddenly became excited. This animal is an animal after all, unlike humans who have to pay attention to rewards and rewards for everything they do.
"Then I want to ask your help to see if there is a cave nearby. We want to find a cave to take a rest." Lin Han said with a smile.
Suddenly the sparrow was surprised and said: "Are you looking for a cave to rest? Don't you have a house or a building? Why do you want to live in a cave?"
"Oh, Brother Sparrow, it's like this. We currently have no money to buy a house and want to live in a cave." Lin Han smiled.
The sparrow sighed and said: "You are just two wretched people. The poor ones still have to live in caves. It is really an embarrassment to you humans. Seeing how pitiful you are, let me help you!"
Lin Han chuckled and said: "Ah, Brother Sparrow is indeed a heroic person. I admire you so much, Brother Sparrow, can you hurry up? I'm in a hurry!"
"Okay, just wait! It's so annoying to be so long-winded!" the sparrow said impatiently.
Lin Han looked at this sparrow and couldn't help but want to laugh.
Liu Jun was already impressed by Lin Han. Seeing Lin Han being able to communicate with all the animals, he asked excitedly: "Brother Han, can you communicate with all the animals? You are really amazing!"
Lin Han smiled: "Okay, okay, stop flattering me, let's go forward and wait for the little sparrow while walking!"
Liu Jun kept looking forward to see if the sparrow had come back.
"Chirp... chirp..." I saw the sparrow flying back quickly.
Lin Han asked: "Brother Sparrow, have you found it? Is it in front?"
The sparrow said: "What do you mean? Is there a place I can't find? Then I must find it! It's right in front. As I walked ahead, I saw a place with no trees and only grass. I walked a few dozen meters further.
It’s just a few meters away. Besides, you are so stupid, why are you running around? Since it’s a cave, wouldn’t you see the cave when you find the hill? What’s more, there are cars going in and out there all the time. Oh, no wonder you have to live there.
Where is the cave..."
After saying that, the sparrow sighed and flew back to the tree trunk where it was.
Lin Han was helpless and was still ridiculed by Sparrow.
"Brother Han, how do we start?" Liu Jun gave Lin Han a cigarette, and the two of them continued walking forward. Lin Han lit the cigarette and said with a smile, "How do we start? Of course we knock out the two guys at the concierge first.
Let’s talk about it.” Lin Han smiled.
Liu Jun said: "Okay, just leave it to me later!"
"No, no, no, let's find a mouse to mess with them first. Don't they like to make AI? Send a mouse to mess with them. Let's see how they can become arrogant after messing with them!" Lin Han kept it secret.
said.
Chapter completed!