Chapter 317: Not Human and Beast
Lin Han smiled and said, "Let's eat first. I'll give you a surprise after dinner."
Immediately, Liu Jun also smiled mysteriously and started eating his meal with big mouthfuls.
"You two don't know what mystery you are playing with!" Yun Lianhua sneered and started eating her meal.
After finishing the meal soon, Lin Han said: "Lianhua, you clean up first, we are going up!"
"Go, go! I can handle this on my own!" Yun Lianhua said.
Lin Han and Liu Jun entered the room and took out the props.
"Brother Han, do you think we can pretend to be Brother Long and his little brother later? Will it scare Lotus?" Liu Jun said.
Lin Han smiled mysteriously and said: "I think I will be severely scared, but who knows, let's try it?"
"Go and try! Hehe!" Liu Jun chuckled.
The two people changed the props, put on the headgear, and the sound simulator, and everything was ready.
"We're off! Brother Long!" Liu Jun said with a smile.
Lin Han nodded and said arrogantly: "You idiot, follow me downstairs!"
Lin Han and Liu Jun walked downstairs. Yun Lianhua thought they were going to do something boring again, so she cleared the table without raising her head and said, "Don't worry..."
When he raised his head, he was suddenly startled and shouted: "Isn't it right? You, you..."
Liu Jun and Lin Han cooperated, "Come on, Yun Lianhua'er, pay the uncle for protection, otherwise the uncle will execute you on the spot today!" Lin Han bore the brunt and ran down from upstairs arrogantly.
Liu Jun responded and said, "If you don't pay, let my brother feel comfortable!"
Lin Han and Liu Jun acted so realistically that Yun Lianhua really thought they climbed in from the roof and screamed: "Aren't you in jail? Lin Han! Liu Jun! Help!"
"No, it's so lifelike. Let's change it quickly!" Lin Han said anxiously.
He took off the props and braces and shouted: "Lotus, it's me, it's me, we are wearing props!"
After hearing Lin Han's words, Yun Lianhua dared to raise her head and look at Lin Han and Liu Jun, and said in a daze: "No, it really looks like this. It's like the real Brother Long and his little brother are here?"
There was a cry in Yun Lianhua's tone. It seemed that she had been bullied by those bad guys in the past.
Lin Han patted Yun Lianhua's shoulder gently and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay! Okay, you sit down."
Liu Jun also took it off and said with a smile: "Sister Lianhua, you didn't believe it at first, but look at it now? Are our props and other things in place? Do you think we are real?"
Yun Lianhua couldn't deny this and said with a smile: "Well, yes, it's so true. I thought you two were Brother Long and the others who came out of prison and came back to take revenge on us."
Lin Han chuckled and said: "Okay Lianhua, after you finish cleaning up, go and have a rest. We have gone back to the room. We still have things to discuss. We will go to Brother Long's house later."
Yun Lianhua nodded and said: "Then you must be careful, this is the key to the backyard door. Lock the door after you get out, so that you don't have to go through the wall one by one and climb over the wall! There is a car today, and it seems that you can't get out either.
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Lin Han and Liu Jun laughed. After going upstairs, Lin Han asked Liu Jun to bring various props directly.
Liu Jun asked curiously: "Brother Han, why don't you bring these props?"
"Why should I bring it with me? I don't have to think about it. The Tibetan Mastiff and I agreed to meet at night, not Brother Long, you idiot!" Lin Han said helplessly.
Liu Jun scratched his head and smiled: "Oh, yes! Hahahaha!"
"Then where should I wait for you later?" Liu Jun asked.
Lin Han pointed to the area near Brother Tulong's house and said, "Wait for me here. I will go back after chatting with the Tibetan Mastiff. Tibetan Mastiffs will not lie. I can find out some things."
"Okay, I'll go first." Liu Jun picked up the key.
Lin Han grabbed the key and complained bitterly: "Please, Liu Jun, use your brain before being impulsive. You are Brother Long's younger brother, and I am Brother Long. We are not driving two hatchback cars, okay?"
How do you explain driving this car back?"
"Oh, Brother Han, I'm sorry, since I've been with you, I've been too lazy to think about things. You're so smart anyway, so you'd better remind me of many things!" Liu Jun said.
Lin Han nodded and said helplessly: "I know, you are really a top talent. I'm leaving first!"
Lin Han came out directly from the backyard and trotted all the way to the place agreed with the Tibetan Mastiff. He saw that the Tibetan Mastiff was already waiting there.
"Brother Tibetan Mastiff, why are you here so early?" Lin Han said with a smile.
The Tibetan Mastiff saw the delicious bones stewed in Lin Han's hand and said excitedly: "Can you come earlier? Look at what you have in your hand. It's so hot that I'm already hungry!"
"Oh oh oh oh, then you eat first, and then chat with me when you are full!" Lin Han put the bone in his hand on a flat stone.
The Tibetan Mastiff had a big appetite and ate the whole big bag. He said excitedly: "Good boy, that's interesting. It's the first time in so many years that I've seen such an interesting person. Shall we become sworn brothers?"
Lin Han was stunned when he heard this, and quickly explained: "Brother Tibetan Mastiff, we are good friends, as close as brothers. Only those hypocritical people don't have brothers in their hearts, so they find an excuse and pretend to be the boss, but in fact they don't know what they think in their hearts.
So brother Tibetan Mastiff, listen to me, as long as we have each other in our hearts and treat each other as good brothers, everything will be fine!"
In fact, Lin Han was thinking that if I had sex with you, a dog, I wouldn't be able to hang out anymore, and I would be scolded to death!
Of course, the Tibetan Mastiff's thoughts are not as good as those of humans, so he laughed and said: "Brother, what you said is absolutely true, yes, yes, it's good for you and I to look at each other quietly like this, worshiping and so on are all empty, in your heart
It’s true that I have you in my heart.”
"Brother, are you a male? A male?" Lin Han asked quickly. From what he heard from the Tibetan Mastiff, these words didn't sound like they were between brothers, but more like they were between opposite sexes.
"Of course, otherwise I will become your brother!" the Tibetan Mastiff said with a smile.
Lin Han wiped the sweat from his head and felt reassured: "Then don't worry, brother Tibetan Mastiff, let's talk about business quickly. It's enough that I have you as a brother in my heart. Don't continue talking."
"Oh my god, it's lucky that we are of the same sex, but there is still a possibility of having my anus exploded. It's better to finish the conversation and get out of here!" Lin Han thought nervously.
"Tell me what you want to talk about, and big brother will accompany you!" the Tibetan Mastiff said with a smile.
Lin Han asked: "Do you know this guy Brother Long?"
"Then you must know that Heyang Village is the tyrant!" the Tibetan Mastiff said with a smile.
Chapter completed!