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Chapter 5 Ironic Marriage (1)

Chapter 5: Hilarious Marriage

Although the old naughty boy was innocent, he was not a fool, otherwise his martial arts would not reach the current level. As soon as I said that, the old naughty boy turned his eyes rarely, with a cunning and joking look in his eyes, and he said with a smile: "Good boy, do you really think the old naughty boy is a fool. You all have all the questions. Even if you have great skills, you have to be your younger brother."

I stretched out a finger, shook the old naughty boy disdainfully, and said with a pout, "Old naughty boy, you are just a judge of a gentleman's ambition by the heart of a villain. The Qigong can be a witness. If the question I asked was unreasonable, I would be willing to recognize you as the eldest brother, but if the question I asked was very simple but you couldn't do it... Hehe..." As he said that, he smiled a few times deliberately.

The old naughty boy pulled Hong Qigong's arm and said loudly: "Old beggar, the old naughty boy knows that you are a kind person and will not go to favor personal gain just because this kid is the new leader of your Beggars' Sect. This bowl of water will definitely be better than to do it. When the old naughty boy becomes the eldest brother, he will definitely make a few delicious dishes to thank him." I almost laughed when I heard this. The old naughty boy was stubborn on the surface, but he was really unsure in his heart. He even used the method of bribing Hong Qigong.

Mr. Hong Qi shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Old beggar has been doing justice many times in his life. Only this time is really inexplicable. This old man is crazy and the young man is crazy. Well, the old beggar is very bored, so let's accompany you two crazy men to make a fuss." As he said that, he turned to me and smiled: "Xiao Yang, use any tricks, hurry up. Let the old beggar recognize your elder brother as soon as possible, so we can go on a hurry. Now when we think about Rong'er's side dish, the old beggar can't stop saliva."

"Old beggar, what do you mean? How do you know that the old naughty boy will definitely lose?" The old naughty boy jumped, relentlessly, and shouted that he would comment on Hong Qigong.

I smiled and stopped the old naughty boy. I shook my head and sighed, "Old naughty boy, in terms of skill, I am not your opponent, but in terms of martial arts knowledge, you are not as good as you. The Qigong knew the truth, so he kindly suggested that you admit defeat, otherwise you will not be able to bear it even if you lose the competition and call your elder brother. You will be unable to bear it in terms of face."

The old naughty boy had a tampered with his neck and said loudly: "Xiao Yang, after all, don't you just want to get the old naughty boy's kung fu test worthy of being your elder brother? Come on, come on, take out all the conspiracies and tricks, and the old naughty boy will follow."

"Good. Just wait for your words." The old guy fell into a trap and let me go. I immediately didn't give the old naughty boy a chance to repent, and said with a smile: "Old naughty boy. On the Zuixian Tower, do you still remember the Shi Niang who combined with my two swords?" The old naughty boy nodded repeatedly: "Why don't you remember that the little girl was so cruel that she beat the old naughty boy's embroidery needle. The poison on it really caused trouble for the old naughty boy." As she said that, she looked at me in confusion, frowned and asked, "Xiao Yang, don't you want to take the old naughty boy with your wife again?"

I shook my head and said slowly, "The question I asked this time is related to Master Mochou. Speaking of Mochou's ancestor, you should also know him. She is Senior Lin Chaoying, the confidant of Master Chongyang. "When I mentioned Lin Chaoying, the old boy's snow-white eyebrows jumped slightly, and obviously there was some fluctuation in his heart. It seemed that he was still vivid in his mind. A smile appeared on the corner of my mouth and continued, "I lived alone in the ancient tomb and hated Master Chongyang in my heart, so I created several kung fu to restrain the Quanzhen Sect. Mochou and I used land that day. The question I asked today was that I used the acupoints handed down by Master Lin to seal your acupoints. As long as you can drive the acupoints open within an hour, even if you win."

The old naughty boy's eyes were circling, and he kept rubbing his long beard with his fingers. He was obviously thinking about countermeasures. I was afraid that this old guy would think randomly, so he noticed my plan. He quickly rushed to the bill: "Although I have learned this kung fu for a long time, I still feel that I am restraining the Quanzhen fu everywhere. And you, an old naughty boy, can be considered a master of the Quanzhen sect. If you can't do anything to the kung fu of the ancient tomb, then I will definitely not be able to suppress my wife in the future, so you can only be your life."

The old naughty boy curled his lips and said loudly: "What do you know at a young age? The martial arts of Quanzhen Sect are profound and profound. How could the Lindi Woman surnamed Lindi break it?" As he said, he sat cross-legged on the roof and said arrogantly: "Xiao Yang, you can use any skills. The old naughty boy will definitely stand up in less than half an hour."

A cunning look appeared in the old naughty boy's eyes, but he did not escape my eyes. I knew what the old guy had to do. I also learned the acupoint removal chapter in "Nine Yin True Path". As long as the internal energy is abundant, it will naturally not take half an hour, but as long as I have this half hour, it is enough for me to do a lot of things. I forced myself to resist the urge to laugh, walked behind the old naughty boy, and said, "Old naughty boy, I said that you can only start exercising your skills at the beginning. If you cheat now and use your internal energy to pop my fingers, this can't be hidden from the Qigong's eye." As he said that, he did not wait for the old naughty boy to answer, and his fingers were like the wind, and he blocked the eighteen acupoints of the old naughty boy.

The old naughty boy thought he was planning to do so, so he honestly asked me to seal the acupoints. After seeing me stopping, he asked with a smile: "Xiao Yang, with this technique, why do you still say that you are claiming to crack the martial arts of Quanzhen Sect? It's really a big deal. How about it, are you going to let the old beggar start time now?"

I couldn't help laughing anymore. I laughed three times in a sign-like way, then shook my hand at Hong Qigong, indicating that he didn't need to make time. I walked over and squatted in front of the old naughty boy, grabbed the old naughty boy's long eyebrows and said, "Old naughty boy, you were on Peach Blossom Island that day, but you taught "Nine Yin True Path" word by word. As a brother, no matter how you don't have any memory, I still remember the tricks of explaining acupoints above. I can break through these eighteen acupoints in half an hour, let alone you."

The expression on the old naughty boy's face changed slightly, and he said with a forced smile: "Since you know the ability of the old naughty boy, Xiao Yang, how could you call yourself a brother? Could it be..." At this point, the old naughty boy suddenly felt suddenly and said angrily: "You kid are cheating, want to interfere with the old naughty boy." As he said that, he pulled his neck and shouted: "You beggar, don't care. This kid is useless to use a trick, and the old naughty boy is not convinced..."

I held the collar of the old naughty boy and sighed, "Old naughty boy, you say you are a villain and you will not admit it. How could I be as shameless as you?" As he said that, he turned to the confused Hong Qigong and smiled, "Seven Gong, it was an old friend of the old naughty boy who asked me to catch him back. I was afraid that the old naughty boy would run away, so I came up with this bad idea to trap the old naughty boy."

Hong Qigong was even more puzzled. Who could let the person in front of him risk disobeying the master's sect to plot against his senior master. Just as he was about to ask, the old naughty boy there asked in a trembling voice: "Yes, who is thinking about seeing the old naughty boy?" The old naughty boy was already scared to his lips and face. If his acupoints were not blocked, he would have shook into a ball now.

This time I calculated the anger I was teased by the old naughty boy a few times, and was in a very happy mood. I greeted Hong Qigong, carried the old naughty boy's collar and jumped towards the inn. I deliberately muttered the love poem written by Yinggu to the old naughty boy. Before I could read a few sentences, I heard a clattering sound from my hands. It turned out that the old naughty boy had trembling teeth because of fear. It seemed that if the old naughty boy had not been sealed, he would have already had shit and urine. Seeing the old naughty boy's inability to look at the old naughty boy's unreliable appearance, I couldn't help but quip: "Old naughty boy, some people want to bathe in the red clothes deep in Xiaohan. This is a good thing. What are you afraid of becoming this virtue?"

"Yang, Brother Yang, please, please let the old naughty boy go." The old naughty boy stuttered and was automatically demoted to the younger brother. Seeing that I was unmoved, he quickly cursed and sweared: "As long as you let the old naughty boy go, let the old naughty boy call you Uncle Yang."

Although I could have predicted some of the reactions of the old naughty boy, I still didn't expect that he would be afraid of this virtue. He shook his head secretly, ignored him, and rushed towards the inn. The old naughty boy had poor internal strength and could not shout loudly. He could only mumble there quietly, swear to make wishes, begging for threats, and say anything. Although I was unmoved, Hong Qigong next to me could not listen, frown and grabbed me and asked, "Xiao Yang, who do you want the old naughty boy to meet? Can scare him into this virtue? This matter is strange, so you should explain it clearly before leaving."

Hong Qigong looked serious, obviously he was really worried about the old naughty boy. The old naughty boy thought that things had turned around and praised Hong Qigong for being loyal. I was both angry and funny, and patted the old naughty boy's head heavily and scolded him angrily: "Old naughty boy, young master, I have tried my best to help you, why are you so unhappy?" Seeing that the old naughty boy opened his mouth and retorted, I couldn't help but pat him on the head again: "The other person's son has given birth to you, what else do you want? Even if you want to run away, you have to explain it clearly. Anyway, I don't want to do it.

Master, I hand you over. Even if you are benevolent and righteous, then will you be in love with each other or abandon them all the time, and I will not care about it." I slapped out with two slaps. I don't know if it woke up the old naughty boy. Anyway, the old guy opened his mouth wide and stared at the ground blankly, but there was no sound. Seeing that the old naughty boy stopped talking, he turned to Hong Qigong and said, "Seventh Duke, this matter is related to the reputation between Quanzhen Sect and Master Yideng, so I can't explain it to Qigong now. When I get to the place, if Qigong still wants to hear it, I should know everything."

As soon as he heard the name of Master Yideng, Hong Qigong was slightly stunned and shook his head and said, "Old beggar is not a grandma. I don't want to know what you said. Hurry up and find some side dishes to feed the old beggar's belly. It's serious." As he said that, he waved his hand repeatedly, asking me to lead the way quickly.
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