Chapter 50 Repairing two boats? The male sea king who is proficient in human nature(1/2)
Chapter 50 (Revision) Two boats? A male Neptune who is proficient in human nature?
"Ahem, it's twelve o'clock. You go change clothes quickly. After changing, let's go eat." (Male voice)
Su Ye coughed dryly, quickly turned off the live broadcast, put away her phone, and said to Hu Shuai and the others with some embarrassment.
Because the live broadcast just now was projected on the LCD TV in the dance practice room, almost everyone in the dance practice room saw those strange barrages, and they all looked weird at this time.
The most obvious ones are Liu Jun, Hu Shuai, and Zhou Chenggong.
As Su Ye's good brothers, they all did not hide the ridicule on their faces.
"Sex is indifferent. If you don't like it, do it. My dear wife~ I'm going to change my clothes."
Liu Jun coquettishly imitated the barrage in the live broadcast room just now.
"Xiao Mei's wife is so beautiful~" Hu Shuai suppressed his laughter and also imitated the words on the barrage.
"Well, Su Ye, can you call me Lao Gong again?"
Zhou Chenggong scratched his hair and said to him slightly shyly.
"..."
Su Ye didn't say anything. He looked at the three good brothers with a smile, but his eyes became more and more dangerous.
"Ahem, we are joking, Su Ye, don't take it seriously, haha."
"Yes, yes, we are joking."
"I didn't say anything just now!"
Under Su Ye's gaze, they were instantly frightened as they recalled how they had been tricked by Su Ye before.
After saying that, the three of them quickly turned around and ran towards the changing room, fearing that Su Ye would take revenge and suffer another social death.
"Heh, you can call me wife Xiaomei, too?"
Seeing Hu Shuai and the others running towards the changing room, Su Ye snorted in his heart, not bothering to argue with his three naughty sons.
"Aren't you going to change clothes?"
Seeing that Hu Shuai and the others had gone to change clothes, Liu Cheng asked with a smile in her eyes.
Now Su Ye is wearing JK uniform, dressed like a girl, which looks good, but she is still more accustomed to the way Su Ye looks when he is dressed as a man.
"Change clothes...I'll go change them then."
Su Ye had no intention of changing back to men's clothing. After all, she took Liu Jun's 3090 graphics card and agreed to wear women's clothing for a week.
He changed back into men's clothes in the dormitory in the morning so that he could come to the dance club to practice normally.
But now that the dance practice in the morning is over and he is going to eat, it is okay for him to change back into men's clothes now. After eating, he can just go back to the dormitory and change back into women's clothes.
She changed back to casual men's clothes, and without the windy butt-cold feeling of a skirt, Su Ye felt twice as safe when she put on pants.
The skirt is good-looking, but because she wears it for so little time, Su Ye is still a little uncomfortable wearing it.
But speaking of it, the development history of skirts is quite interesting.
A hundred years ago, "exclusive items" for girls such as skirts, stockings, and high heels were originally worn by men.
From the perspective of the clothing characteristics of skirts, the design of skirts is indeed more in line with men’s physiological characteristics.
For example, it can ventilate a place, dissipate heat, and make it moisture-free.
Pants, on the other hand, are more suitable for women than men, um, for example, they are safer.
As early as ancient times, men had been wearing skirts for thousands of years.
When stockings were first invented, they were used to cover the leg hair of European aristocratic men.
According to Su Ye, the more popular color of stockings among Western men at that time was white stockings (laughs)
Men now wear skirts and stockings, so will high heels be far behind?
The earliest high-heeled shoes appeared in the 10th century. Men invented high-heeled shoes to make themselves appear taller and more aggressive on battlefields and hunting grounds.
Not only that, but what many people don’t know is that the “pink” that represents women today was actually the color of men in the past.
——Because pink is the color of blood after dilution, it is a color that can be used to indicate a man’s vitality.
And blue was the representative color of women at that time.
Today, a hundred years later, I didn’t expect that all of this would actually be reversed.
Skirts, high heels, stockings, and pink have all become "exclusive" for women.
If boys wear it, they will either be called perverts or called cross-dressers.
As of now, some places such as England, Myanmar, and Malaysia still retain the habit of men wearing skirts.
I have to say, these histories are quite interesting.
At least that's what Su Ye thinks.
Don't think about this anymore.
After changing back to her clothes, Su Ye tied her girlish double ponytails into a single ponytail hairstyle.
Looking at the handsome young man with a soft face in the fitting mirror, Su Ye nodded with satisfaction.
When he was wearing men's clothing, he could only rely on clothing to identify his gender.
Otherwise, if you just look at the face, you really can't tell the difference between male and female.
Not to mention him when he was dressed as a woman. Want to see his true gender? It doesn’t exist.
Walking out of the changing room, Hu Shuai and the others had already changed their clothes and were waiting for him at the door of the dance studio with Liu Cheng and Chen Beibei.
"Let's go."
Su Ye ignored his three stupid sons and said to Liu Cheng and Chen Beibei with a chuckle.
There is a smile in the bright eyes, and the slightly raised corners of the mouth make the smile very gentle.
Liu Cheng was stunned for a rare moment.
"Why are you staring at me in a daze?"
Su Ye waved her hand in front of Liu Cheng's face and asked in a funny tone.
"ah?"
Only then did Liu Cheng come back to her senses and slightly unnaturally brushed her hair around her ears.
"Nothing, I was wondering what your favorite dish was."
"No way? You've even forgotten what kind of food I like to eat?" Su Ye's tone was exaggerated and surprised, and he couldn't help but tease: "You are so incompetent as a brother."
Hu Shuai and the others, who were ignored by Su Ye: "..."
Damn, you're so handsome, aren't you?
Is there a girl who likes me?
He even forgot which dishes he liked to eat. This brother is so incompetent at his job.
Are you going to criticize Huaihuai with this?
The three of them thought about it. The brothers got along very well with each other. It would be normal for someone to go back and remember these things if they didn't know what the other person liked to eat.
For example, among the four people in 404, no one knows who likes to eat.
So, they are actually a plastic brotherhood?
Hu Shuai and the others complained silently in their hearts.
"Su Ye, let's go quickly, I'm almost starving."
Chen Beibei rubbed her belly with one hand, pulled the clothes on Su Ye's arm with the other hand, pouted and said in a coquettish tone.
She had no class in the morning. She came here to practice dancing at eight o'clock in the morning, and now she was very hungry.
Although Su Ye brought her snacks later, and she also ate some potato chips to cushion her stomach, as we all know, the potato chips were filled with air, and they would be gone after just two bites.
"Okay, okay, let's go eat now."
Su Ye turned around and said to Chen Beibei with a bit of laughter and tears. He had just said a few words to Liu Cheng, and Chen Beibei couldn't wait any longer.
"Would you like to put on another coat? It might be a little cold outside."
Su Ye glanced at the green trees outside the window of the dance practice room. Under the winter sunshine, through the glass, it was obvious that the branches and leaves were blown by the wind.
At this time, Chen Beibei had already changed the black midriff-baring top she wore during dance practice into a pink striped turtleneck sweater.
The black denim shorts he was wearing were replaced by a pair of light blue denim trousers.
Compared with her original sexy look, Chen Beibei now looks more like a energetic girl.
"Well, okay, I'll listen to you, but I'm not cold right now. It's too warm to wear. I want to wait until I'm cold before I wear it again~"
After saying that, Chen Beibei took down a light pink down jacket from the clothes rack nearby and handed it to Su Ye with a smile.
"Oh, you asked me to help you get it again, don't you have long hands?" Su Ye took the down jacket handed over by Chen Beibei angrily.
To be continued...