Chapter 133 131. Protagonists

[This chapter mainly focuses on the anime plot, but everyone has probably forgotten it, so it doesn’t hurt to take a look. 】

"Jerry, do you know what you are doing?"

Lin Li smiled and said to Jerry with emphasis on every word.

Jerry is still not that big, no matter how tall he is now, he has been proportionally scaled.

"..."

"hey-hey."

Jerry pulled out the straw and put it behind him, covering his ears with a 'honest and honest' smile on his face.

Green juice spurted out from the wound, drawing a wonderful arc. Strictly speaking, this was his own blood.

"..."

After hesitating for a while, Lin Li reached out to take some and tasted it.

Pure apple juice, no pollution and no additives, tastes great.

"Does it taste good? Do you need a straw? Here you go." Jerry stepped forward flatteringly and handed Lin Li a straw.

"I'll beat you up!" Lin Li raised his hand and punched Jerry, making stars appear in his eyes.

The wound was still bleeding juice. Lin Li bent down and touched the ground with his hand, and the wound on his body slowly healed.

My own abilities are still there.

"A body that can be punctured by a straw is too fragile, isn't it?" Lin Li murmured to himself.

"I am a great hero~I am a great hero~"

Other sounds came to his ears, attracting Lin Li's attention.

At the end of the lawn, there is a clear river with gurgling water.

There is a hammock hanging between the two cherry trees next to it.

At this time, there was an orange jelly that was constantly jumping up and down on it.

There is no doubt that the orange fragrance lingers.

The orange Liuxiang who aspires to be a great hero.

The plot had obviously begun. Lin Li directly put Jerry into his clothes and slowly walked towards Cheng Liuxiang.

Cheng Liuxiang fell down from the hammock, and Venus appeared above his head. He opened his eyes: "Hey, it turned out to be a dream?"

A strawberry jelly suddenly rushed in front of him - Shangguan Ziyi.

"Ziyi, are you here too?"

"You just like to daydream!"

"No, I was just practicing in my dream."

Cheng Liuxiang pulled out an ordinary sword from her back and waved it.

Lin Li, who was watching, narrowed his eyes.

"You need to be careful about this situation." Lin Li warned himself in his heart.

In "Fruit Attack", almost everyone has the ability to take out things from behind.

Lin Li, who had prepared for the worst and regarded the world as his imaginary enemy, was thinking about this.

Seeing is not necessarily believing.

"Forget it, with a qualification like yours, even if you practice for another ten years, you won't be able to achieve anything extraordinary."

"Oh, if I don't succeed after ten years of practice, then I will practice for twenty years, then thirty years, until I succeed." Cheng Liuxiang did not give up.

"It's useless. A salted fish will still be a salted fish even in thirty years. There is absolutely no way he can become a great hero."

"Ziyi, you are too underestimated. I only know that if a person has no dreams, he is really just like a salted fish!"

Cheng Liuxiang started practicing her sword, while Shangguan Ziyi whispered her love beside her.

Lin Li watched with great interest.

This ridiculous system, at least at the beginning of the dungeon, was very earthly. Such dialogues and scenes gave Lin Li the feeling of dreaming back to his childhood.

"I will send you away. Thousands of miles away, you will be silent and black and white."

Behind the hammock, on a bridge over the river, a peach was talking to a pineapple. Lin Li's eyes were also attracted to it.

It is a pear blossom poem and a pineapple blowing snow, and the main body is a peach and a pineapple.

"The investment failed, the stock market was in disaster, and we still owed loan sharks!"

"I'm sending you away. Are you still there beyond the end of the world?"

"Lehman is not here, the bull market is not here, use a knife to pay off the debt!" Pineapple Chuixue stabbed a knife into his body 'hardly'.

Lin Li chuckled.

Because he knew that this knife was a telescopic fake knife.

As for the Lehman that Pineapple Chuixue said, it refers to Lehman bonds. Lin Li, a finance major in university, also knows something about it.

It used to be the fourth largest investment bank in the United States, but during the 2008 financial crisis, due to the collapse of financial products, the company had 15 billion US dollars in loopholes and had to declare bankruptcy.

As a show that has been airing for 10 years, "Fruit Attack" can be regarded as keeping up with current events.

"Pineapple Chuixue, you, you can't die." Lihua Shi stepped forward sadly.

"Yes, I'm sorry, Lihua Shi, I, it's impossible for me to give you happiness in this life. I'll just wait for the next life."

"I'm sorry?" Pear Blossom's voice repeated, and her worries disappeared instantly, "Do you think you don't have to pay back the money just because you're sorry?"

"You used all my dowry money to buy Lehman Brothers bonds. Pay me back quickly!"

"I can not make it."

"Don't think you can pretend to be dead with a fake telescopic sword!" Lihua Shi knew Pineapple Fubuki very well, so she directly pulled out the fake sword, and then took out the real sword from her back.

"Murder your husband!"

"Husband, you adulterer! I'm going to kill you!" Lihua Shi began to chase her.

"Help! Help, Orange Liuxiang!" Pineapple Blowing Snow started to run away.

He ran away, she chased him, he spread his wings... and flew to Cheng Liuxiang.

Then... Lihua Shi and Pineapple Fubuki began to confront each other through the orange fragrance in the middle.

"If you have something to say, let's talk it over..." Orange Liuxiang in the middle began to act as a peacemaker.

"If you don't pay back the money, I will chop you to death!" Lihuashi's eyes were burning with anger and she began to swing her sword.

The pink sword penetrated the peel, and orange juice spurted out.

"Lihua Shi, I always thought that the economic relationship between us is based on emotion." The uninjured Pineapple Fuxue stuck his head out to play the emotional card.

"Talk about feelings? Then you have to pay back the money." Lihua Shi did not accept this trick and continued to swing her sword.

BINGO! All hits - of course, the hit is still Orange Liuxiang.

"You killed the wrong person..." Cheng Liuxiang groaned and fell to the ground.

Looking at the parabolic curve of orange juice, Lin Li subconsciously wanted to have a taste.

"Wait a minute, I have a way to make Pineapple Blossom Snow and pay you back." Shangguan Ziyi ignored the 'injured' Cheng Liuxiang and said to Lihua Shi.

"any solution?"

"Borrow money."

"Who can I borrow money from?" Pineapple Chuixue saw that she was saved and immediately came up and asked.

"Of course it's to Lu Xiaoguo, the richest man in the world."

The protagonists looked at each other, nodded, and immediately walked towards a green pavilion in the distance.

Lin Li, on the other hand, had already arrived here one step ahead.

In the pavilion, Lu Xiaoguo and Hua Ruyi were making love.

"There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and a bowl of soup was sprinkled on it.

Raise your head to take the towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch."

As soon as Lin Li came over, he heard Lu Xiaoguo reciting poetry.

So familiar and missed.

Lin Li remembered that when he was a child, he often recited this "poetry" in class, and when he said the previous sentence himself, his classmates could immediately follow the next sentence of this version.

"Wow, what a beautiful poem." Hua Ruyi said with emotion, "Brother Xiaoguo, is this a poem written by you?"

"Yes, sister Ruyi, I went to the toilet last night and held it in for a long time and couldn't get it out, so I wrote this... toilet poem."
To be continued...