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Chapter 254(1/2)

252. Superman’s strong butt is touchable

Author: Pujie Antenna

252. Superman’s strong butt is touchable

The next day, Lin Li woke up naturally.

The glass bottle is still in its original position and has not changed, which means that there should be no other 'guests' last night.

Lin Li stood up, opened his sleeves, and looked at the location where the liquid was injected last night. The traces could no longer be found. The skin was still white and smooth, with a healthy reddish color.

I am worthy of taking great care of my skin every day, this is what I deserve.

It went astray.

"Buzz buzz-"

The sound of mosquitoes came to my ears.

It was only the beginning of June and there were actually mosquitoes.

All things are animistic, except for mosquitoes. Lin Li kept his body motionless, but his eyes were searching around, preparing for a fatal blow.

Found you, brat!

Die!

Wait, why are there orange mosquitoes?

The strong wind of Lin Li's slap had already been blown away, but when he caught this color in his field of vision, he quickly stopped.

The air flow rushed the mosquito towards the bed. Lin Li leaned over, picked it up, and looked at it carefully - there is no mosquito wearing glasses in this world, unless it is Martin Mosquito.

He almost slapped his partner to death, but fortunately, Lin Li took a long breath.

Damn it, why didn't the system give itself a prompt to tell itself that Martin was coming?

"..." Martin opened his mouth, but there were so many sounds that he couldn't hear it.

"Martin, do you know that you are just a little bit away from death? You really deserve to be beaten with this buzzing sound." Putting Martin the Mosquito next to his ear, Lin Li teased helplessly.

"I have been talking just now, but you can't hear me, Lin Li." Maintaining this distance, Martin's voice finally reached Lin Li's ears, "The buzzing sound is from my wings. As long as I fly, I will hear you."

There will be, and I can’t control it.”

"Mosquito Martin today?"

"Um."

"Do you remember that I left a few days ago?"

"Yesterday."

"Is that so..." Lin Li nodded, so the time flow rate of this copy may be 1:1.

"You are very fragile today. Just stay with me. Stop flying around. I'm afraid you will be beaten to death accidentally." Lin Li stood up from the bed and said at the same time.

Herein lies Martin's uncertainty.

"Oh——" Martin had always been very well-behaved in front of Lin Li.

Mosquitoes with folded wings will not make any noise next to Lin Li's ears.

When we arrived on the first floor, Teacher Muzhu was making breakfast. When he saw Lin Li coming down the stairs, he said, "Are you awake? Good morning, Lin Li."

Human beings always ask questions like this, asking a person who has opened his eyes "Are you awake?" and asking a person who is eating "Are you eating?"...

Although it makes no sense, I always ask it subconsciously. It seems that pig people also follow this tradition.

"Yes, I'm awake. Good morning, Mr. Muzhu."

"How did you sleep last night?" the confused teacher who was brushing butter on the bread asked politely.

"...It's not bad, but I felt like I was stabbed by a needle when I was dreaming." Lin Li said casually, but his eyes were secretly observing and confused.

"Go and wake up the little piggy too. No one will bark at him. He can sleep until the end of time. When you come down, you can have breakfast." He made a confused movement, but said quickly and naturally, and continued

Directly ignoring Lin Li's 'dream'.

"good."

Lin Li felt uncomfortable being alone with Mulu now, so he took this opportunity to check on Pig Man's condition, so he walked back to the stairs.

"Martin, have you had breakfast? If not, just suck my blood." Lin Li thought of Martin's breakfast.

"There are many idiots. Male mosquitoes don't suck blood. I feed on nectar and I've sucked enough." Martin complained.

Lin Li raised his eyebrows: "...well, I'm not knowledgeable enough."

In Pig Man's room, he was fast asleep. He was lying on his back in no sleepy state. Half of the quilt was thrown away under the bed. Lin Li did not wake him up in a hurry, but took this opportunity to look at him.

Room.

On the bedside table, next to the assembly bracelet, there are various building blocks and a "Assembling Secrets" left to him by his grandfather.

Other than that, I didn't see anything noteworthy.

By the way, there are more than a dozen sets of clothes in the wardrobe, but they are all exactly the same. Maybe this is the fate of anime characters.

In this version, Pigman only changed into a tiger-print suit during the final battle, which looked pretty good.

"Pigman, get up!" Lin Li shouted after observing the environment.

"Hmm..." Pigman murmured, then turned his back to Lin Li.

The snot bubbles started to blow again.

"get up."

Lin Li tried to shake him awake, but Pigman waved his hand and pushed Lin Li away.

"Right away...Ababa...right now."

Lin Li sighed slightly, anticipating this situation. After taking a deep breath, he approached Pig Man's ear:

"Feifei and Superman are getting married. Bobby is the best man. Pigman, your identity is also very important. You are the master of ceremony. You can watch them say "I do" to each other in front of you and then kiss.

Now, let’s start kissing——”

"..."

"Hmm...huh? What!!!"

Pigman's eyes suddenly opened, and he jumped up with excitement. He almost jumped from the bed to the ceiling. After bouncing back, he sat on the bed and gasped for air. He turned to look at Lin Li next to him:

"Lin Li, I seemed to have had a nightmare just now. There was a devil whispering in my ear! It's so scary!"

"Go downstairs for breakfast." Lin Li shrugged funnyly. Sure enough, this is the way to deal with such animated characters.

After breakfast, Mulu took the two of them and drove to school.

"Okay, now let me introduce a new classmate to you." Fisla said on the podium table.

"Feifei! My Feifei!? Hehehehe..." Pig Man, who was sitting next to Lin Li and was about to catch up on his sleep, immediately raised his head, took out a mirror and comb from the drawer, and turned to look at Lin Li: "Lin Li,

Look at me quickly and see if I have any flaws!"

He knew yesterday that Princess Feifei was going to transfer to the Assembly Academy.

"Before answering this question, can you tell me why you comb your hat with a comb and what's the significance of it."

Lin Li looked sideways at Pig Man - this version of Pig Man had no exposed hair at all.

"Don't you understand this? This is to make my hat more textured." Pig Man turned his head coolly, "I am a trend-setter who walks at the forefront of fashion."

"6." Lin Liwu said FUCK.

"Hello everyone, my name is Feifei. I just came here from my grandma's house in the countryside. Please take care of me." Feifei walked into the classroom and introduced herself to everyone.

"Isn't she the girl who helped Cinderella with Pigman?" Superman said to Bobby forcefully.

"That's right! It's him!"

"Hmph! I want to give him a show of strength! Let her know who is the boss here!"

Superman and Bobby are conspiring loudly.

Later, when Fisla asked Feifei to sit in front of Pigman, he sprinkled thumbtacks on Feifei's chair - the frame-up method was very simple, and the bullying was that there was no monitoring in the class.

Lin Li heard it clearly, but Pigman was so absorbed in the pink bubbles that he didn't notice and missed the hero's opportunity to save the beauty.

But it doesn’t matter, someone will take action:

"Boss, according to the latest information, this Feifei... seems to be the daughter of Principal Atos!" Poppy looked at the phone, blinked, and warned Superman weakly.

Superman: "..."

Broken, the distance between Feifei’s butt and the thumbtack seems to be the distance between herself and her student status.

Survive or die? Seeing that Feifei was about to sit on the chair, Superman strengthened his heart, gritted his teeth and took a step forward to sit in her seat.

Lin Li, who had watched the whole process, looked at Superman Qiang, whose face turned purple, and subconsciously felt pain for him - but why didn't he choose to take away the thumbtack instead of this way?

"What are you doing?" Feifei asked angrily after being knocked to the ground by Superman.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm just trying to see if this stool is strong..." A real man never complains about pain. Superman covered his buttocks and returned to his position - taking away a bunch of thumbtacks by the way.
To be continued...
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