Chapter 40 40. Squidward’s gift

【——Thank you, the traveler who broke into my spiritual world. 】

【You affirmed my music, affirmed my life, affirmed everything about me.】

【Those are things I have never had. 】

【Thank you even more——】

[Before I am liberated, give me clean water, give me tranquility, and give me the opportunity to see my imaginary friends.]

[When I saw Spongebob, I actually shed tears, but they instantly melted into the turbid sea water.]

【——Thank you】

【Please take these gifts from me】

【Wish you a safe journey】

【correct--】

[Protecting the environment is everyone’s responsibility, ha-ha-]

Squidward's voice sounded in this space again.

[HE additional reward "Squidward's Gift" has been stored in the warehouse]

[Gifts from Brother Squidward: After opening it, you can get some gifts from Brother Squidward.]

[Final points earned: 260 (130*2)]

[The settlement of the copy is over, and the host will return soon.]

When these words fell, Lin Li blinked again and found himself at the door of the toilet.

Well, I remembered that before I left, in order to avoid any embarrassing situation, I went to the toilet once.

A strange smell came from the toilet.

It's on par with the smell of the ocean floor.

Lin Li: "..."

This was obviously not a false world, and Lin Li instantly guessed the possibility:

"I wouldn't go to the toilet without flushing it!"

——

"Damn, luckily it was a small one. I seemed to have gone too fast and didn't press the flush button hard enough, so I didn't pay attention." After spraying a large amount of freshener into the toilet, Lin Li backed out.

Fortunately, it just tastes good and nothing indescribable appears.

If so, then Lin Li would declare that this home belongs to them.

After taking off his clothes and taking a shower in the bathroom of the master bedroom, Lin Li put on the large bathrobe in the closet and collapsed on the bed in a very comfortable "wood" shape.

Although I have only been to the world of "SpongeBob SquarePants" for three days, it feels like a long time has passed.

Thinking of the time, Lin Li stood up and opened the window that was closed before leaving. It was night outside, traffic was busy, and neon lights became the main color of the world.

October 13, 142 A.D., 10:23 pm.

I recorded this time on the holographic projection and compared it with the note left on the bedside when I left. It was more than three days later. Therefore, the time I experienced in the world of "SpongeBob SquarePants" seemed to flow at the same rate as the main world.

Converted by comparison.

I don’t know if this unreliable system will remind me if the conversion ratio is not one to one.

A shitty system.

After finishing this, Lin Li collapsed on the bed again. He was indeed sleepy - he didn't sleep last night, and time accelerated directly.

But before going to bed, he still needs to sort out his gains.

[You have completed the growth task (1/10): Clear a copy]

[Reward: Character Prize Pool Drawing Opportunity*1+Points*100]

[You have completed the growth task (2/10): obtain an evaluation of NE and above in a copy]

[Reward: chance to draw item prize pool*2+points*50]

[You have unlocked the growth mission (3/10): Clear three copies | Reward: Points*100]

After collecting the rewards from these two tasks, Lin Li checked the point balance.

[Points: 410]

Not bad, I became a big player all of a sudden, and I was able to draw characters twice and items ten times.

Lin Li opened the warehouse, and in addition to [Delicious Crab Patties] and [Spirit Amplifying Pills], there was also a [Gift from Brother Squidward] lying inside.

[You have used "Squidward's Gift"]

[You have obtained the "Steel Rod that sunk to the bottom of the sea"]

【You got "Squidward's Recorder"】

【You got "Ink Sac Bomb"】

There were actually three things. Lin Li raised his eyebrows in surprise and clicked on them one by one to check their properties.

[Steel rod sinking to the bottom of the sea]

[Quality: perfect]

[Version: "Squidward's Fantasy World"]

[Effect: You can take back the warehouse regardless of distance, and can only be used once in five minutes.]

[Note: Because the quality is [Perfect] and its durability is infinite, the steel rod is extremely hard and conventional weapons cannot cause any damage to it. Even if it is broken, it will repair itself quickly. 】

[Evaluation: Squidward was hesitant when choosing between a shotgun with unlimited bullets or a steel rod that would heal itself even if it was broken.

Considering his friend's long-standing preferences, he chose this steel rod. Mr. Lin Li will definitely like it, he thought.]

"..."

Lin Li looked up and looked at the ceiling, which was constantly changing colors because the lights were not turned on and was only illuminated by the neon lights outside, and let out a long sigh.

how to say?

that is……

that……

Anyway...

Blanch! Fuck! Groove!

Why is the first thing of perfect quality in life a steel rod?

Why not give yourself a shotgun with unlimited bullets? Then next time you encounter an enemy, you can suppress it with firepower!

It makes me want to think about it. Maybe a perfect-grade shotgun is not just an ordinary one. It has some special abilities, such as magic bullets?

I, Lin Li, want to be a long-range fighter who sticks behind me, and I don’t want to be a melee fighter who kills people all over the place——

And, it's not even a sword, but a steel rod.

Brother Squidward, you can't just look at me holding a steel rod and think I like it! Have you forgotten how cool I was when I used a shotgun to blow your head off?

Lin Li began to regret, regretting why he took this steel rod from the Sea Tyrant. It was all Sheldon's fault!

If given the chance, Lin Li would definitely blow up the Hegemon of the Sea!

However, if the CD of the special effect of retrieving items is only five minutes, it can also be used as a thrown object once every five minutes. This is already great, Lin Li comforted himself in his heart.

When my girlfriend comforted me before, she said, "Three minutes, it's already great."

Now it's five minutes, isn't that even better? That's two more minutes than three minutes.

The more Lin Li comforted himself, the more he wanted to cry.

【Squidward's Recorder】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Version: "Squidward's Fantasy World"]

[Effect: You can play unpleasant music on your own, causing people to fall into temporary madness. 】

[Note: Because the quality is [Ordinary], the host is immune to the influence of music. It can only be used once and lasts for 30S. If the target’s mental ability is too high, it will be invalid. 】

[Evaluation: No need to comment. The host should fully understand how painful this is and how crazy it can make people.]

Lin Li has something to complain about. If it is a disabled quality, will he still be affected when he uses it?

【Ink sac bomb】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Version: "Squidward's Fantasy World"]
To be continued...