Chapter 7 7. The truly unscientific diving suit

"Let's go, I can't wait." Lin Li was gearing up. The dungeon mission was finally about to take the first step. As he spoke, he walked towards the door.

"You want to go out like this?" Unlike Lin Li, Sandy, who walked toward the tree house, stuck her head out and asked in confusion, "It's a deep sea outside, and we land creatures can't breathe."

"I...I don't know if I can breathe in water. When I was teleported here, I seemed to have been transformed, but I don't know if the experiment was successful or not." Lin Li finally said after hesitating for a while.

Lin Li was actually not sure. The system in front of him now marked that he was equipped with an "unscientific diving suit", but it was not reflected on his body, and he could not perform any operations such as taking it off or putting it on.

"Are your lungs filled with barnacles too?" Sandy asked curiously.

There are two famous humans in "SpongeBob SquarePants", Aquaman and Ocean Ranger, both of whom can live in the water without any protection measures.

But both have their own settings. Aquaman relies on the magic starfish on his nose, while Ocean Ranger is more terrifying. It is said that his lungs were modified and filled with barnacles.

"I don't know. Is there a place where I can test it?" Lin Li said to be conservative.

Otherwise, he would be drowned when he went out. If such a scenario happened, he would be really embarrassed.

"Wait a minute." Sandy fetched a fish tank, filled it with water with a pipe, and then handed it to Lin Li, "Here is this for you, give it a try."

"Ha-uh." Lin Li took a deep breath subconsciously and buried his head in the fish tank. Then he realized that this would not have the test effect, and Lin Li started to try to breathe.

"Ahem! Ahem!"

Bubbles rolled in the fish tank. Lin Li raised his head instantly. Water flowed from the corner of his mouth. Lin Li kept coughing.

"Oh, it seems that your experiment was not successful, but this is normal. After all, I have been studying this for a long time. If it could be done, I would not have to wear that heavy diving suit.

Just wait for me here and I'll get you a set. Although there are some that are large for me, they might still be a bit small for you, so I'll make do with it.

If you plan to stay for a longer period of time, I will tailor a set for you."

"Excuse me, Sandy." Lin Li, who was still coughing, said with difficulty.

"No trouble, you are also my honorary citizen, and it is my responsibility to help you." After saying that, Sandy returned to the tree house.

"I know you're unreliable, but I didn't expect you to be so unreliable." The smell of water in his nose was really unpleasant. Lin Li faced forward and raised his middle finger towards the system interface.

It's bullshit to meet survival needs, and it can't even breathe.

Sandy, who was quickly dressed up, came out with another diving suit and told Lin Li how to use it.

One thing to say, this diving suit is obviously even more unscientific.

The way to put it on is very simple and divided into three steps:

Open the zipper, put the person in, and close the zipper.

There is no equipment inside, but Sandy said it can provide a squirrel with enough breathing air for a week.

If you leave Sandy's home and want to take things from the deep sea outside into your spacesuit, you need relatively complicated steps. Four steps are required:

Open the zipper, reach out to pick up something, take the thing back, and close the zipper.

Sandy's explanation is that through the various external technologies she developed for this wetsuit, it can directly isolate unnecessary water molecules. Even when the zipper is opened on the outside, water will not get in.

Lin Li... also accepted this setting very calmly.

Isn't this normal? This is normal! This is "SpongeBob SquarePants"! It's not "Access to Science"!

However, I don’t know if Sandy doesn’t pay much attention to hygiene. I always feel that the inside of the diving suit, like Sandy’s home, exudes an unpleasant smell. This smell never dissipates from the beginning to the end.

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Forget it, it's all minutiae.

"Okay, now we can set off." Sandy led Lin Li to the isolation warehouse, tightened the door of the inner room, and opened the outside door.

Leaving the door unlocked is very dangerous. Lin Li remembers an episode where all the water in Beechburg was sucked into the treehouse.

Sea water poured in, but with the help of the diving suit, Lin Li felt nothing.

"How about I take you to Cool Lake first? I have a friend there named Larry, who is a member of the fitness club I join. He is very hospitable and will definitely welcome you."

Sandy turned around and asked Lin Li.

Lobster Larry? Lin Li, who had some impression of this name, recalled the bright red lobster, and then he shook his head with a look of embarrassment:

"Sorry, Sandy, you know, researchers like us don't have much interest in fitness, and I don't like swimming very much. Can I go get to know others first?"

The main reason is that it has nothing to do with my mission.

"No need to be sorry, then I will take you to meet others first. Spongebob and the others should be at home at this time."

Sandy waved her hands indifferently, then hesitated and said:

"But...the friends I want to introduce you to may look a little clumsy, but they are all very kind and lovely at heart.

Pai... let's not talk about that guy. My friend named SpongeBob is very sensitive to other people's attitudes. I hope you won't express it even if you don't like it after getting to know him, okay?

All of them are very important friends to me, they are my family! They are just as important as the people back home in Texas! It would be very difficult for me if you faced each other, so please!”

Speaking of this, Sandy also used a more serious and pleading tone.

"Of course!" Lin Li showed a genuine smile, "I definitely won't hate them. I even look forward to meeting them. I will definitely like your friends."

Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants, and the unlucky Squidward brought so many wonderful memories to my childhood, how could I hate them?

Even putting aside the mission, Lin Li would feel a heartfelt joy at the thought of meeting them.

Bikini Castle is not big - one episode explicitly states that there are only 538 residents in it, but there are other episodes that have taken advantage of this setting.

After walking through a civilian area where the houses were all identical, after walking for a few more minutes, Lin Li could already see three buildings not far away.

There is a hemispherical stone, an Easter Island figure house, and a big pineapple house. The pineapple leaves on the top are swaying with the flow of the sea water.

The familiar protagonist area of ​​"SpongeBob SquarePants" has finally arrived.

"Patrick! Are you at home?"

After approaching the hemispherical stone, Sandy knocked on the stone and asked loudly.

"Hey~"

The stone ball opened like a lid, and a pink starfish stuck to the stone appeared in front of Lin Li.
Chapter completed!