Chapter 1039 Don’t send it, don’t send it, the warehouse is almost full

Author: Darwin Zoo

"Xin Linghua? Commander?"

Lin You didn't expect it to be like this at all.

After Lin You decided on the promotion strategy for "Gravity", Shen Ping didn't waste any time. He contacted Xin Linghua that afternoon and made an appointment to shoot the game's promotional video.

Because he was worried that some players would suddenly succeed, Shen Ping led his team to work several overtime shifts, working during Xin Linghua's free time at night, and finally completed the promotional video in just three days.

But the facts proved: her worries were completely unnecessary.

After the promotional video was shot, it was left there with no signs of being used for eight months.

——No player can successfully survive in space!

"So this is... can't wait?"

Xin Linghua finished shooting the promotional video, and might even have braged it to his family and friends, but the video was never released. The longer he waited, the more anxious he became, so... he did it himself?

Lin You guessed.

Didn’t you realize that this guy still has a conspicuous bag?

You’ll have to laugh at it later!

Over there, Shen Ping was still asking Lin You: "What he did is somewhat suspected of violating the rules... Is this okay?"

Moreover, after being trained in battle after battle, everyone has enough strength to defeat their opponents openly, so they can look at these bosses in peace.

Close all social networks immediately after a new game is released, and never open it until you complete the game.

The last one: Ranking list of BOSS deaths.

In particular, the number after [White Dragon] has climbed to 34.61 million times unknowingly - after Chizuru disclosed the information that "White Dragon is actually Shinshin", it unexpectedly increased by 1.93 million!

This has to be mentioned, a special phenomenon in the player circle:

So not surprisingly, this list has also been criticized wildly by players.

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An hour later, the official account of "Chang'an" took the lead in taking action——

Picture 8: Ranking list of players killed by BOSS.

["Dark Souls" weekly data released!]

Nine posters with pictures and texts form this dynamic nine-square grid.

…

The painting style is very cute.

Therefore, the tragedy is still spreading quietly...

"16 times 6... Damn it! 96 hours?! How the hell can this guy be online for 102 hours?"

"unbelievable!!"

first slide:

[As of 0:00 on April 7, the cumulative number of heroes killed in "Dark Souls" worldwide has exceeded 10.3 billion.]

[All the corpses connected together can circle the earth 424 times!]

Under these two lines of words, there is still a cute cartoon: on a cartoon earth, cartoon villains with different forms of death are connected head to toe, circling the earth in circles.

"I can't eat breakfast! Every time I close my eyes, I see myself dying miserably. You guys are really good at controlling your mentality!"

The fifth picture: The total number of monsters killed by the player, and the ID of the "killer king" with the largest number of kills.

He wanted to rush to laugh at Xin Linghua as soon as possible!

"It's okay." Lin You shook his head, "Let's push forward as usual. It has indeed been delayed long enough."

"Let us congratulate these 34.61 million powerful [Dragon Slayers]!"

And the [Dragon Slayer] himself was naturally not happy at all...

There are quite a few people who, after reaching an unsatisfactory ending, start the second game or restart it directly, and then play other endings.

In the middle of the screen, a player with huge black eyes like a panda, with the ID of "My name is Wocan", is lying on a pile of monsters and fast asleep, with the sword in his hand thrown aside.

Players don't know this.

"What's wrong with Emperor Gan? It's not like I've never seen him before."

"What nonsense are you talking about? The beta of "Dark Soul" started last Tuesday. It was said to be a week, but in fact it was only 6 days. Yunmeng is anti-addiction. You can play for up to 16 hours a day. What is the longest time you can play?

"

The seventh picture: Ranking list of the number of players killed by special mobs.

[Lord of Darkness]: 58.44 million people

[Unknown Savior]: 34.18 million people

[Dances with Dragons]: 6.88 million people

Obviously, there is a lot of overlap among the players who achieved these three endings.

The fourth picture: "Dark Soul" global player distribution ranking.

——The development team’s design of BOSS has been widely recognized by players.

This should be an ordinary set of data.

However, the players had no objections to this list, and they all recalled their own experiences of being brutalized by a certain BOSS.

"That's not important! Look at that Liver Emperor!"

The sixth picture: The total number of players killed by traps such as [trap], [rolling stone], [iron ball], [crossbow arrow], [treasure box], etc., as well as the ranking of the number of players killed by each trap.

Fortunately, the second picture looks much more harmonious:

[As of 0:00 on April 7, the total online time of "Dark Soul" players around the world has exceeded 3 billion hours! Converted to an adult, this is about 340,000 years.]

[Among them, the player [My name is Wocan] has been online for more than 102 hours, becoming the most aggressive player in the world.]

The content of this kind of picture is that in a mini Luoyang city, a bunch of player villains wearing armor and holding swords are fighting with some cute cartoon monsters.

Of course, there are also more fun people who laughed wildly after seeing this data, and posted comments while laughing:

What I'm afraid of is accidentally being spoiled by netizens and affecting my gaming experience.

After Lin You hung up the phone, he called Xin Linghua without hesitation.

During this period, Xin Linghua was not the only one who was waiting anxiously.

Her "Gravity" team has been fishing for more than half a month. It is really a bit outrageous to be asked by Ye Xiaohe to walk the cat and dog every day...

The third picture:

[As of 0:00 on April 7, more than 73.68 million players of "Dark Soul" have completed one week of playthrough.]

Under this line, there are more detailed statistics on the number of people who have achieved different endings:

Most of the monsters that make it onto this list are mobs that hide behind doors, around corners, overhead, in dark environments, and other insidious locations to sneak up on players.

Players are not so much killed by mobs as they are killed by game designers...

——In this poster, the artist vividly depicts various cartoon players being tricked and killed, which also generated a pretty good response.

But the players’ heads are full of question marks:

"It's early in the morning. Just open it and show me this, right?!"

Although this poster did not appeal to players' mentality, it still aroused fierce complaints:

"Oh my god, 340,000 years! The birth of human beings is less than 100,000 years ago, okay?!"

"I felt a little better after seeing the perfect ending yesterday, and now I'm starting to play this again?"

But because there is an entry for [White Dragon], this list instantly becomes no longer ordinary.

"Dark Soul" has just been released for a week, and it has been searched many times. Both the popularity and sales have been rising steadily. Now the new official news has attracted a large number of players to click in -

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——He is not sleepy at all now.

"Okay, thank you for your hard work."

In this list, the number of players' deaths far exceeds the list of mobs.

"Okay." Shen Ping also breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll get ready right now."

All they know is: Yunmeng is starting to mess with their mentality again!

As for the perfect ending [Dances with Dragons], because it was only discovered last night, there are still very few people who have achieved it.

Especially those who have to go to work not long after deleting files and restarting, are in an extremely bad mood. Plus today is Monday, and I feel like I want to die.

As a result, the entrance to Yunmeng's headquarters became even busier.

——Ever since the truth about [Dragon Slayer] was discovered, there has been another wave of craze for sending blades among players. Now the appearance of this list is like adding fuel to the fire again!

Qiao Nanyu is really preparing seriously this time to hold an online charity sale.

Because if we don’t find a way to clean up these things, the warehouse will be full!

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"Dark Soul" has come to an end, and the details will be enriched later.
Chapter completed!