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Chapter 537 The Boss’s Butt Doesn’t Hurt! Two in One(2/3)

and spiritual hints, thereby destroying his spirit.

Lin You didn't know if it could be done, but he felt it was very likely!

But just think about it, they don't really have a blood feud, so they can't use such inhumane methods.

As for the first three options, purely from a profit perspective, the third one is definitely the best.

but--

"Forget it, I'm really too lazy to fight with you. You should go to jail." Lin You said to Zhao Yucheng.

Keeping it is a nightmare. If the technology is spread again, especially overseas, it will be a lot of trouble.

So, forget it.

It's better to cut the mess quickly!

*

But before leaving, you can still give them a little surprise.

After thinking for a moment, Lin You turned his attention to the group of mentally retarded cows.

First adjust the horns to make all horns sharper and slender, then add the behavioral logic of "attacking red objects", and finally add visual misdirection so that the middle of everyone's butts begin to emit light that only cows can see.

red light.

If NetDragon's current programming team were to do this kind of workload, it would take a whole day, but Lin You could easily complete it in less than 5 minutes.

After that, he took Xiaomeng and took a few steps back to stay away from the crowd. Just as he was about to start running, he suddenly thought of something:

"I almost forgot, anyway, this place has nothing to do with Yunmeng, and the pain is better."

"By the way, collect some data for Chang'an."

After finishing this operation, Lin You had a new idea: "Since the pain sensation has been added, let's also add plasma expressiveness and make it more scary."

"Well, to be on the safe side, Zhao Yucheng feels 150% of the pain, and others 50%. OK, that's it."

After solving the last problem, of course the only thing left is to start!

It only took two seconds for the horns to deform. The herd of cattle walking aimlessly suddenly stopped collectively, and their huge heads began to look left and right.

Then naturally I saw the excited crowd, and——

Dozens of glowing butts!

And this group of people were all staring at the house in front of them, and no one turned their attention to the cows.

The logic of Niu herd's behavior has been triggered, but this Niu herd's performance is too rough, not even as good as Yunmeng's interns.

There were no red eyes, no hot breath coming from the mouth, or even the movement of stepping on the ground to gain momentum. He just flew forward with all four hooves and headed straight towards the target!

It wasn't until the sound of a dense herd of running cattle sounded that Zhao Yucheng and the programming team turned around and looked at the accelerating cattle herd.

"What's going on?" Zhao Yucheng was a little flustered. He backed away and looked at the head of the program department.

The supervisor was also confused: "I don't know either. We just squeezed a cow, added movement logic, and finally copied 200 cows. There are no other functions."

The supervisor didn't panic; in fact, no one on the entire programming team panicked.

First, because the cow was created by them, it is impossible for them to be afraid of illusory things.

Secondly, every one of these programmers often spends time in Yunmeng's virtual world after get off work, and big scenes are not uncommon.

Especially in the "Paradise" amusement park, there is a "herd craze" almost every day. Compared with that, the two hundred cows in front of you really pale into insignificance.

"It's okay, just a small problem." The supervisor comforted the boss while calmly opening the panel and deleting the cow's movement logic with two simple operations.

But the cattle were not moved at all, and rushed into the crowd the next moment!

He doesn't attack people directly, but goes around to the back, stares at the person, and pokes them in the middle of the butt.

"Ah!!!!" The terrifying screams echoed through the sky.

The burst of wailing and the splattering of blood startled everyone.

Then came the second, third, and fourth unlucky guy, and the screams were endless:

"Ahhhhh"

"It hurts! It hurts so much!"

"Help!"



"pain?!"

After hearing this, everyone's "no pain" experience based on the Yunmeng virtual world was instantly invalidated, and they suddenly fell into panic. Coupled with the blood that was literally spurting out, everyone was frightened and ran away like crazy.

The herd of cattle watched them turn around one by one, facing their shiny butts, and chased them even more happily.

"What's going on!" Zhao Yucheng shouted as he ran.

The supervisor also ran and shouted: "There's a bug! I can't stop them."

"Then delete these fucking things!!!" Zhao Yucheng was furious.

"I can't fucking delete it!!" The supervisor who was frantically looking for problems was also furious, not even caring that the person in front of him was the boss.

"Why can't you fucking delete what you made!" Zhao Yucheng ran wildly on the prairie.

He couldn't run. Who knew what was going on? The number of cows chasing him was several times that of the others! Those sharp horns made him tremble just looking at them.

"There is a bug in the program!!" an employee nearby shouted in despair. The next moment, he was stabbed into the body by a bull's horn, and even hung on the horn, spurting blood and screaming.

One after another, employees were overtaken by the herd, screams were heard one after another, and the green prairie was quickly becoming covered with blood.

There were obviously less than 50 people, but visually it created a terrifying scene of rivers of blood, rapidly moving towards hell on earth.

"Then find it and deal with it!" Zhao Yucheng's face turned pale and he was trembling with fear, but he had no choice but to run away with all his strength.

The supervisor who was running just ran like crazy and had no time to find bugs. While running, he exclaimed: "I have never seen anyone change the code while running! Where does the key pain come from? We haven't started doing this yet! What kind of bug is this?

Awesome?! Ah~~~”

A horn penetrated straight through his buttocks, and even a horn popped out from the front.

The severe pain penetrated his two fatal weaknesses from back to front, giving him a tragic blow both physically and psychologically.

Stimulated by this scene, Zhao Yucheng finally thought of exiting the virtual world, but it was not easy to accurately operate the panel while running wildly, and voice control had not been developed at all.

As a result, because I was a step too slow, I was finally poked in the butt by two cows.

"Ah!!!" The screams echoed through the sky. He had never been in such pain in his life!

But before it was over, another cow immediately squeezed away the two cows. As the cow was pushed away, its horns were pulled out, and with a "pop", blood spurted out more than a meter away.

Then two cows pushed their horns towards the red light again, this time it was very accurate!

More ferocious screams sounded again.

Zhao Yucheng fell to the ground, and the pain made him almost lose control of his body. He lay there twitching in pain, unable to move at all.

A group of cows gathered in a circle and wildly poked his butt with their horns.

"Ah! Ah-ah~ah~~ah!!" Zhao Yucheng's screams changed crazily as the horns ravaged him.

It makes people sad when they hear it, and sheds tears when they see it.

After all, the supervisor on the other side only felt 50% of the pain. After lying on the ground, he endured the pain and used the panel to complete the offline operation.

When I opened my eyes again, I was already back in the office.

The supervisor, who had survived the disaster, left his seat with a strong gasp, walked towards the power box with a clear purpose, and without hesitation cut off the department's power supply.

"Ahh——"

"ah!"

"Fuck me!"

...With the screams, all employees quickly returned to reality.

The pain disappeared instantly and the screams stopped immediately.

Many people jumped up subconsciously and reached out to touch their buttocks, touching them again and again until they were sure there were no holes or bleeding.

Obviously, everything just now was just an illusion.

"Director, where are you going?"

The supervisor kept walking and ran out of the office: "Save the boss!!"



Lin You covered Xiao Meng's eyes to prevent her from seeing the scene in front of her where the plasma index was seriously exceeding the standard.

But Xiao Meng was laughing so mischievously that he had obviously been peeking.

It wasn't until Zhao Yucheng disappeared along with the entire virtual world that Lin You and Xiao Meng passively retreated to the space carrier.

"What a bad master!" Xiao Meng had a smile on her face, obviously enjoying the fun.
To be continued...
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