Chapter 629 Lin You's Number One Blackie
Chapter 629 Lin You’s No. 1 Heizi
It is said that you often walk by the river without getting your shoes wet. Lin You was finally caught by the players.
The current situation is different from the first day before. At that time, if a player chased a car, blocked people, or blocked Lin You and Zhu Cixia, they would definitely be taken to the police station and receive criticism and education.
But now, the players have dispersed to all the famous scenic spots in Chang'an City, without doing anything dangerous, and relying on "fate" to get to Lin You, there is no problem.
And not only Lin You was helpless, but the security team was also helpless and couldn't prevent it at all.
Before someone jumps out, who knows if they are here to block people or if they are just visiting the scenic spot for fun?
When someone really jumped out, Lin You was embarrassed and just kicked them away...
This player is very enthusiastic. As soon as they met, he said: "Idol, I am your fan!"
As he spoke, he extended his hand enthusiastically to shake hands with Lin You.
But just as Lin You was about to reach out, his cell phone suddenly buzzed restlessly.
Lin You subconsciously retracted his hand, instead of picking up his phone, he took out the [Bafang Headband] from his shoulder bag and put it on himself.
Xiao Meng couldn't wait to jump out of the air, made a big cross with both hands, and told Lin You: "Master, be careful, this person is a black fan!"
When the little princess saw Lin You suddenly put on the headband, she immediately realized something and took out the headband from her bag and put it on herself.
After starting it, I happened to see Xiao Meng holding a sign and waving it in front of Lin You.
On the sign is the player’s Lingxi account ID——
[Linyou’s No. 1 Heizi]
"???" Lin You tilted his head and looked suspiciously at the "fans" who still raised their hands and looked excited.
"Are you really my fan?"
"Really! How about I perform a cheering slogan for you on the spot?" This "fan" whose identity was doubtful started to shout the slogan immediately.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin You quickly stopped.
If he really wanted to shout out, it wouldn't be a matter of being blocked by one person.
"If you are really a fan of mine, can you explain this?" Lin You handed over the phone.
Xiao Meng tacitly switched the screen on her mobile phone quickly to the homepage of the Lingxi account of this black fan.
Seeing that his identity was found out, the "fan"'s smile became a little stiff: "I want to say that this is all a misunderstanding. I am cheating. Are you willing to believe it?"
"Reversal? Why? I'm so pitiful because I don't have any negative fans?" Lin You didn't understand.
"Please be careful when answering, my blacklist has not been updated for a long time."
A drop of cold sweat slowly slipped down, and Mr. Black Fan said bravely: "I am really your fan!"
"But think about it, this is the Internet age. Sooner or later you will have black fans. If I seize the ID first, I can make the real black fans nameless and available!"
"And I have occupied the position of the number one black fan early. I can easily sneak into any black fan organization in the future. If there is any bad news for you, I can report it as soon as possible!"
"I'm an undercover agent!"
What Mr. Black Fan said was sincere.
Lin Youze's head was filled with confusion: "According to what you said, I still have to thank you?"
"You're welcome, this is what I should do."
This shameless behavior left Lin You choked and speechless.
"Don't talk nonsense. You came to the scenic spot so early in the winter to block me. Isn't it just to chase stars? If you have any ideas, you can tell me."
While the player's attention was all on him and he hadn't noticed that the person next to him was Zhu Cixia, Lin You wanted to end this "anti-fan meeting" as soon as possible.
"What, I really do it because I admire you..."
"Really?" Lin You took the initiative to shake hands with him, and then said: "Now that you have seen me, I will leave? Or should we take a photo together again?"
Seeing that Lin You was really about to leave, the anti-fan immediately couldn't stand it any longer: "Then what... can you take a step to speak?"
Lin You looked strangely at the tourists passing by from time to time, "Why should you hide your words?"
Not only was Lin You unwilling to move, Yue Pengju also couldn't let him leave with a stranger.
The "anti-fan" looked at the people passing by and the "Lin You's hidden girlfriend" who was curiously watching their conversation a few steps away. He struggled for a long time, but finally couldn't help but approached Lin You and whispered: "That's it.
, can you add some special service personnel to the special service store in Night City?"
Good guy, your feelings are not satisfied by XP?
Lin You instantly understood his purpose.
He didn't answer immediately, but used his eyes to hint Xiao Meng to step back.
——From the perspective that this "anti-fan" couldn't see, Xiaomeng almost put her ear to his face in order to eavesdrop on the gossip.
Xiao Meng stepped back a little unhappily, but still didn't want to miss the gossip. Instead of retreating, she grabbed Lin You's sleeve to play tricks, unwilling to leave.
Lin You had no choice but to ignore Xiao Meng and said to the "anti-fan": "Okay, tell me, what are your special preferences?"
"Meeting is fate. If it's not too outrageous, I will satisfy you when I go back."
"This is a bit complicated. I'll think about how to say it."
He was obviously a little embarrassed to talk about XP in public, so he organized his words before saying: "That's it, I have never been interested in ordinary girls since I was a child, so for a while, I thought I was sexually frigid.
"
Because Xiao Meng was still listening, Lin You held back from complaining: "Maybe he's gay."
"Until one time, my senior sister wore an external fixator for the tibia bone of her lower leg. I touched the frame and suddenly had a desire for that..."
He was a little embarrassed, but obviously he had been holding these things in his stomach for a long time, and now he couldn't help but talk about them.
"But it's hard for me to explain to her, and I'm sure it's not her that I like. What I like is just the external fixator, the texture of steel wrapping muscles... I can't let her wear a brace for the rest of her life.
?”
"So I have always only had short-term heartbeat and love. It is difficult to be attracted to someone for a long time."
"But I really can't control myself. I just like the fusion of machinery and flesh, the hard and soft feeling..."
"This..." Lin You felt that this was an eye-opener.
"You seem... to have been born a hundred or two hundred years ago... maybe more than two hundred years ago. This kind of XP is still too pioneering for human beings..."
This statement is already very conservative. This is not as simple as being a pioneer!
‘What kind of Cyber XP!’ Under Lin You’s calm appearance, he couldn’t help but throw the table in his heart!
But out of politeness, he still made a "reliable" suggestion: "Can't you find a girlfriend who is undergoing orthodontics? That one can be in a relationship for several years, right?"
'According to your own statement, you don't even need to take off the girl's clothes. You can climax by just licking the metal bracket when kissing...'
Of course, such inappropriate words would only remain in his head, and Lin You did not actually say them out loud.
But even if it was just the genius suggestion above, this "black fan" with CyberXP already had questions on his face.
"Okay, okay, I understand." Lin You looked helpless, "You just want..."
"Beautiful girl with prosthetic limbs." Afraid that Lin You would say something outrageous and unreasonable, the "anti-fan" was the first to speak.
"Beautiful mechanical girl." Lin You's voice also sounded at the same time.
"Ah?"×2
Both of them were stunned.
Chapter completed!