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Chapter 987 Jointly Fuck!(1/2)

Chapter 987 What a waste of unity!

Author: Darwin Zoo

"Good guy! My name is Onii-chan!"

"God damn, the best Onii-chan in the world, am I the only one? Am I worthy? The best one is obviously not him!!"

"Hahaha, he calls me Ouni-chan, do I dare to agree?!"

"Uncle policeman, just deny him! Just shoot him! No need to ask."



When the arena was here, Tang Mingyue suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. He turned to look at Youmao Cake and said, "Onnie-chan?"

Youmao Cake, who wanted to die, turned to look at Tang Mingyue.

Tang Mingyue: "Thank me."

"???" Youmao Cake immediately widened his eyes, "I ride on a horse??!"

"Number 11, player chooses leg -" Lin You finally suppressed his desire to laugh and continued to read the name eastward.

There is a desire for cat cakes all over the eyes. I hope that the code names of the two players behind him are a bit more outrageous, so that they can share some of the pressure for him.

but--

"[Death Fire]!"

"???" Youmao Cake was confused again. He looked at the player on the right, "Why am I so serious?"

"Ah?" The brother on the right also looked confused, "Is there any problem? Onii-chan?"

"Fuck, stop calling him Onii-chan!!!"

"Okay, Onii-chan, it's bright red, Onii-chan."

"I'm riding a horse!!!" Youmao Cake's forehead was throbbing with veins.

"Qu Chu, the twelfth place! Players choose legs -" Lin You had to say expressionlessly after giving up to Xiao Meng to no avail, "[Guarding the best You You in the world]."

Jie Donglai did not wait for the players to discuss, and at the speed of light began to introduce the starting rules of the game:

"Once the motor ball is thrown, the game will officially begin. The players need to grab the ball and quickly move around the track with the ball..."

But how could the audience be fooled by such a simple topic-changing technique?

The first person's name was obviously a fan of Lin You!

And if you look at the close-up of a man, he’s probably not a fan!

"Good guys, have fans seen their idols and their dreams come true?"

"When you meet a fan, why don't you say hello, sign your name, and take a photo with them?"

"Hahaha, you didn't expect it, did you? I also have a share in society's death!"



Xiaomeng covered her mouth and laughed.

Tang Mingyue, as the "number one little black guy", also stood between the two people and waved to "Guardian of the best Youyou in the world".

He felt that he had met a like-minded person and was planning to make a new friend later.

Lin You pretended not to see it:

"The countdown begins!"

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

"Kick off!!!" Xiaomeng and Lin Youhuang shouted.

The three-kilometer-long high-altitude track is here, and the motorized balls shoot out!

Twelve people who have been preparing for the [Slit Throat Battle] participated in the competition and chose their legs, and rushed out of the starting point at the same time!

Even Tang Mingyue and Youmao Cake, who were very depressed a second ago, and the old man who laughed wildly at Lin You's prank in front of him, all rushed to the track in an instant and headed straight for the mobile ball!

"The fastest one is [Thunderbolt]! He uses a jet propulsion backpack, and he can throw away everyone in just one second and rush to the top!"

"But the capacity of the propulsion backpack is limited and the acceleration distance is also limited. After running out of fuel, it will become a burden. How will he deal with it?"

"Oh! He threw away his backpack! He just wants to get the start-up acceleration and try to win the ball first!"

"He successfully touched the ball! Score one point first!"

Lin You began to explain quickly.

That's one of the reasons why he came to guest host: He and Xiao Meng knew the rules of the competition and the leg lengths they were preparing for.

——The previous questions were actually all about the effects of the program.

On the track, the only serious person - [Dead Fire] loudly suggested: "Unite!"

"Unite together and kill those NPCs first!"

But his words were very low. Youmao Cake, who was so impressed by him just now, had already waved the [Jet-type Guan Dao] and struck him hard!

"Contact me, uncle! Just let me tell you!"

"Holy shit!" Dead Fire jumped up, opened its thick mechanical arms in the air, and each of its four wheels popped out and landed on the track, landing with both legs and feet at the same time!

Not only does it avoid body friction at high speeds on the track, it also gets more acceleration!

There is a tellurium-coated Guandao on the track where the cat cake is split into the air, and a long spark is drawn out amidst the harsh stabbing sound.

Tang Mingyue, on the other hand, had never thought about the alliance from the beginning, and immediately distanced himself - the track was wide and there was not much room to distance himself, so he chose to actively slow down the starting speed and fell to

Behind the crowd.

If you ask for [Team Battle], maybe I can consider Yidong teamwork, but no [Slit Throat Battle]...

Is there going to be a winner when talking about cooperation in the East?

No, forget it!

Of course, taking the initiative to fall behind does not mean that he wants to give up the game. He will avoid the first wave of the most intensive attacks.

As the negative representative, [The First Yuyu who protects the world] rushes the fastest and fights with the other legs without showing any signs of weakness.

He had obviously made full preparations, and had almost changed his whole body - the whole body was covered with a head that was his own, and it was wrapped in a pure steel helmet, with a "T" shaped opening on the front of the helmet.

, ensuring your own vision.

Precisely because of this, he didn't care at all about the name of the social worker.

——Anyway, they couldn't see his face clearly, and his mechanically toned figure didn't disappoint his own body, which was completely stress-free.

At this moment, he had a big shield on his leg and a chain hammer on his leg. He rushed forward and shot an NPC who chose his leg.

"Wow, what a wonderful blow! [The Raging Lion]'s head was knocked open!" Lin You immediately explained, "But he didn't expect that the Raging Lion's head was empty! His brain was not in his skull!

"

"To prevent misunderstanding, I would like to explain to everyone: the mobile ball game is not a big brawl. The rules prohibit attacking the biological part of the chosen leg, but the mechanically modified part can attack at will."

"Also: If there is an accidental injury, please make sure it is not intentional and it is not a foul!"

"Oh! The Raging Lion counterattacked!"

"Shield block! Very successful! The player has almost modified himself into a tank, with thick steel chest muscles and layers of force-removing and force-generating structures. No one on the field can break through that shield head-on.

!”

"But there were also attacks from behind and on the other side! His heavy body prevented him from covering everything, and he was hit!"

"The chainsaw cut violent sparks on his body! His shoulder was severely damaged! The shield fell!"

"Oh, oil tactic!"

"Sure enough, after pouring oil on it, it started a fire!"

"Does that player have the ham-killing section? If he doesn't, it's going to be dangerous!"

"Oh, it seems not! That's a pity. He has temporarily withdrawn from the competition! Whether he can rejoin before the end depends on the skill of the adjuster!"

Lin You explained quickly, but he never mentioned the deceptive name of [Guardian of the Best You You in the World].

But unlike No, the other two names were never missed:

"The best Ou~ni~chan in the world is showing off his power! Oh! His sword is spitting out flames! Then the jet of liquid oxygen and methane is accelerating!"

"The previous acceleration was not a trick! He can be even faster! The high heat made the sword red-hot, providing additional fire enchantment. What a great idea! That sword successfully tricked two leg picks! One of them was cut in half directly.

The other one’s leg flew out!”

"They need urgent repairs before they can continue competing! Great strategies and moves!"

"The cleaners are here to clean the track!"
To be continued...
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