Chapter 1059: Persuading friends to do it together (10,000 words, monthly vote 32)(2/4)
"I won't……"
"If you don't know, just use your brain."
"You don't know it, adults don't know it, how can a child do it?"
"Ask your mother, she is more educated."
Lin Xiuqing gave him a blank look, took the outline and read it, then frowned, and then returned the test paper to him in embarrassment.
"If you don't understand, just ask the teacher. Why do you ask me? I'm not a teacher. Children are sent to school to be taught by teachers. How can I teach anything? If I want to be able to teach, why do I need a teacher? Ask the teacher. Don't
Ask me, am I still free to teach you homework all day long?"
"I won't say..."
Ye Chenghu muttered and folded the test paper again, but Ye Yaodong snatched it away.
"Looking at you one by one, I still need to take action."
"You know how?" Lin Xiuqing looked at him with disdain and doubt.
"What can't you do? Let me imitate a sentence for you..."
He racked his brains, holding the outline with empty eyes, and occasionally looked up at the light bulb above his head.
"Hmm... um... uh... the jungler is acting like a fool, wandering all over the top, middle and bottom lanes... Look, isn't this coming out?"
Both mother and son looked at him like a fool.
"Well, you can change it again..."
"I understand, dad." Ye Chenghu grabbed the outline excitedly.
"What do you know? Tell me?"
"Grandma is like a crab, walking all over the village, beach and home."
"..."
The couple were speechless.
"Change it, you can't write it like this, it will make people laugh."
"Then I won't."
"I won't ask the teacher."
Ye Chenghu folded up the test paper again, "I originally planned to take it to school tomorrow."
Ye Yaodong had nothing to say at this moment, and just watched him stuff the outline into his schoolbag, and then hurriedly ran out again.
"It doesn't look like you can read."
"A dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix. A son born from a mouse can dig holes, but what can he do if he can't read? If you don't know how to read, how do you expect him to get into college?"
"Knowledge changes destiny, do you understand?"
"That must be the material. Do you think he is?"
"Forget it, let my daughter get into college."
He walked towards Ye Xiaoxi who was sitting in front of the TV watching TV, swinging her legs. He stroked her little head, then casually took the newspapers placed on the TV, spread out a stack and placed it on her head.
"Look at your father giving you knowledge and giving you close contact with Chinese characters. Starting from a baby, all the characters on the newspaper are absorbed into your mind, and you can recognize tens of thousands of characters in one go."
Ye Xiaoxi read to her father and didn't dare to move. She didn't understand what her father was doing.
Lin Xiuqing looked at him like a fool, "I think you can sleep with the newspaper as a pillow at night."
"That's right, fold up the newspapers on the table and the TV and give them to your son as a pillow."
"nerve."
Seeing that his father hadn't recovered for a long time, Ye Xiaoxi tilted his head and called out in confusion, "Dad?"
"Well, okay, I think you are a good young man who can read well and can get into college. You can watch TV well."
"You're a good young man who can get into college, watch TV..." Lin Xiuqing laughed twice, too lazy to deal with this crazy man.
Ye Yaodong just talked, and after that he went directly to the door to sit and cool down.
However, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.
But the old lady thought what Ye Yaodong said was very reasonable. While they were busy working, she sat at the table, spread out the newspapers, and folded them one by one.
She thought to herself that some children were born with their heads tilted from side to side when sleeping, and their heads were flat when sleeping. They would sleep upright with books on the back of their heads as pillows. As the old saying goes, such children are smart.
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Although it seems a little late now, I would rather believe that it exists than that it doesn’t exist.
Dongzi also thought every day that his children must study hard, and only by studying can they be successful.
She slowly stacked two small piles by herself, and then when Lin Xiuqing took the two little girls into the house to take a bath, she slowly climbed upstairs and stuffed newspapers into the pillows of the two children.
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No one knew until the two children felt something was wrong with their pillows when they went to bed at night, but they didn't care. They were rolling around in their sleep anyway. Who knows where the pillows went in the middle of the night.
But the next morning, when they got up to have breakfast, Ye Chenghu asked casually.
"Who put newspapers in our pillows? It felt weird when we lay on them last night."
Ye Yaodong asked curiously: "What newspaper?"
They are fishing with long lines now. It's a little more relaxed and they don't have to go out to sea in the middle of the night, so the whole family can have breakfast together in the morning and go about their business.
"There are newspapers in our pillows. It's strange. There were none before, but suddenly there were newspapers yesterday."
The old lady smiled and said: "I put it away. Your father and mother said that sleeping like this will make you smarter and you will be able to study in the future. Don't take it out."
Ye Yaodong: "..."
Lin Xiuqing: "..."
The whole family looked at the couple in confusion.
The couple also looked at each other. Ye Yaodong blinked his eyes and said innocently, "I'm just saying it casually. It was Ah Qing who said it as a joke. He said that he used the newspaper as a pillow."
Lin Xiuqing was also a little speechless, "I just followed your words and said it casually. It was just a joke. Why did you take it seriously?"
"I would rather believe that they have something than believe that they don't have anything, so just stuff them with a few newspapers as pillows." The old lady finalized her tone.
"You are free..."
"It's useless to put all those old newspapers there anyway. Now you don't use them to wipe your butts. You can only use them to light the fire."
"Leave it for now, just in case you want to look through some old newspapers."
"What else can I read that I've seen?"
Forget it, I can't talk to the old man, so I don't care about her.
"Then we still have to sleep with newspapers?"
The old lady touched their heads and smiled kindly, "Sleep, sleep for a few days first."
Ye Yaodong was speechless, minding his own food.
After dinner, he and his father pushed the trolley to the pier and went out to sea to longline fishing.
It's just that he forgot a little that the gadgets and air tubes he used for diving were all on the Dongsheng. When he went out, he thought that the weather was nice and hot again today, so he could go to the reef to have a look.
However, even he and his father couldn't move the machine with the air pipe connected to it. We'll try again tomorrow after the change.
When he went out to sea for longline fishing, he also deliberately searched the surrounding sea to see if he could encounter a fishing boat assisting the navy, but he saw nothing.
"Dad, didn't you say that the lighthouse was built on a small island next to Luzhou Island? Why can't you see any trace on the sea? At the beginning, didn't you have to transport materials in a big way?"
"You ask me, who am I asking, even if you encounter a fishing boat transporting it at sea, would you still dare to follow it?"
"I'm just curious. After all, doesn't it cover our town?"
"You'll know after the construction is completed. It's none of our business anyway. Oh, by the way, how did you know it was built on an island next to Luzhou Island? No one seems to have heard of it."
"I heard that someone will always see you coming and going, not to mention that within the scope of Luzhou Island, what people are doing when entering and leaving the island will definitely be spread."
"That's true. The island is originally surrounded by the sea and is located in the middle of the sea. If you want to build a lighthouse, you must find a small island to build around the island toward the East China Sea."
"Now the analysis is clear and clear. I didn't know everything before."
"You talk a lot, so hurry up and do your work. Once the goods are collected, the longline is put down again, and then we will go home. I still have to go up the mountain and finish the work of cleaning up the cemetery."
"Remember to call the eldest uncle and the second uncle, lest they stop working and say that my grandfather doesn't bless them."
Father Ye's expression was hard to describe.
"That's true. They have nothing to do when they are at home anyway."
"Um."
It was very trouble-free just to do longline fishing. I went out to sea at around 7 o'clock in the morning and didn't get home at all. I could still manage to have lunch and then take a nap at home in time.
In fact, doing it this way is quite easy, leisurely, comfortable, and not tiring at all. There is no need to go out in the middle of the night and stay up until mid-afternoon.
To be continued...