Chapter 1135 Lecture(3/3)
"You also said that we are just relatives, why don't you know how to see others outside?"
"So you've been married for eight years and you don't even know when your third sister-in-law's birthday is."
"fart."
"Hahaha……"
A few live treasures gathered together, talking and laughing, and were extremely happy, drinking and drinking.
Fatty had to get up early in the morning to sell steamed buns and returned to town early.
Others waited until the sound of the clock sounded outside before finishing drunkenly.
Ye Yaodong stood up staggeringly and looked outside with a confused look on his face, "When will there be a watch in the village? I heard it vaguely a few nights ago."
Aunt Ma explained while clearing the table: "I heard that a nearby village was reluctant to light lamps and candles at night, and then accidentally burned down the house. They didn't react in time in the middle of the night, so they burned down one row after another, and there were also thieves and thieves.
After touching a lot, the village committee asked an old bachelor to work as a watchman, which could be regarded as arranging a job for them to make ends meet."
"I heard that Wang Laowu and his family who followed your example of selling dried fish in the village have made a good profit in the past six months. In the past few months, they have dried more and more dried fish in the open space in the village. I heard that people take turns to do it at night.
I was guarding it, but a lot was stolen, and no one was caught."
Ye Yaodong perked up and sobered up a little, "Fortunately, I surrounded a field. Everyone knows that I put dogs around and hired people to watch 24 hours a day."
"Pick the persimmons when they are soft, and you will look like they are not easy to steal."
He looked at the time and saw that it was exactly 10 o'clock. The update should start at 9 o'clock, right? He probably came here after finishing his tour of the village.
"It's good. There will be people patrolling back and forth, which can also deter those petty thieves and make people not dare to mess around."
"Let's go home."
A few people staggered out and sang songs as they walked, howling like ghosts or wolves in tuneless tones.
“Don’t pick wild flowers on the roadside~
Remember my love,
remember my love
Remember that I am waiting for you every day.”
…
"Sweet~ You smile so sweetly
It's like flowers blooming in the spring breeze
blooming in the spring breeze
Where have I seen you?
Your smile is so familiar
I can't remember at the moment
Ah~~
In a dream~"
…
"When you lose your ambition for a moment, you can't help but sigh~
Feeling down for a while, I can’t help but feel frightened~
Even if I lose hope
Drunk every day
Soulless and body-like, like a scarecrow
Life is comparable to the waves on the sea
Sometimes it rises and sometimes it falls
Good luck ~ bad luck ~ you have to start working~ Come on~
Three minutes of the day is destined to depend on hard work!
Only if you love to fight~ will you win~"
"Dongzi, what song did you sing that sounded so good?"
"Did I sing? I didn't sing?"
After he asked them, he woke up and suddenly thought that this song had not been released yet, and the most popular songs now were all by Teresa Teng, and the streets were full of tapes of Teresa Teng.
"You didn't sing?"
"You didn't sing? Then who was singing?"
Ah Zheng and Xiao Xiao immediately stopped and turned to look at him with frightened expressions on their faces. They looked left and right. Their bodies, which were about to fall to the ground in a daze, straightened up. They had sobered up from the wine.
.
"Damn it, wasn't that your voice behind me just now?"
Ye Yaodong denied, "No, I didn't sing. I thought you were singing in front."
"I sing Teresa Teng's song..."
"I also sing Teresa Teng's songs..."
"I'm listening to you singing Teresa Teng..."
"Ah~ghost~" Ah Zheng yelled and ran away.
"Oh my god, wait for me, there is a ghost~"
Xiaoxiao also rolled and crawled forward.
As a result, both of them drank too much. They were so drunk that they couldn't even walk steadily, let alone run away. There were no street lights in the middle of the night. Ye Yaodong watched in confusion as they ran away screaming, and then he heard
There were two screams one after the other.
"Ah~"
"ah!"
"What a fool... there's a ghost... my feet... my feet were caught by a ghost... Help, there's a ghost..." Ah Zheng cried and howled.
"Shut the hell up..."
"Ah! The ghost is Xiaoxiao...it hurts so much, don't hit..."
"Don't kick me, damn...it's me...your father..."
"What the hell? If you dare to impersonate me, I will kick you to death..."
"oh……"
Ye Yaodong staggered forward as he listened to the movement in front of him, and saw two figures in the stinky ditch nearby, almost wrestling with each other, and the two were fighting and cursing at the same time.
One thought the other person was a ghost, and the other was beaten because he drank too much, so he instinctively fought back.
"Wake up, you guys, get up quickly..."
Unable to scream, he ran down and pulled her, but was pushed aside and punched twice. He had to stand up and crawl to the road.
"Fuck, my good intentions were not rewarded. I almost got beaten to death by you."
He covered his painful eyes, cursed and hurried back, preparing to go to A Guang's house to call someone, but he let them beat him first.
Chapter completed!