Chapter 951 Oily fish pretending to be salmon (7000 words)(3/3)
"It's a cheap yarn, but you can't tell it's an oily fish? It's just a trick to these ignorant city dwellers."
"Is it an oily fish?"
Aguang was surprised.
"Of course, take a closer look."
There are no street lights around, so the people use their own flashlights to illuminate the surroundings. The light is a bit dim, and the flashlights keep swaying around. In the dark, it is really difficult to identify at a distance.
"It really looks a bit like it, so isn't it harmful to people? I touched it in the dark so no one could see clearly, so I hurriedly bought it just after hearing the price."
He already knew the dangers of oily fish, and the more he looked at it, the more it seemed like it.
"It doesn't look a bit like it, or it looks like an oily fish."
"What should we do? We are all trying to grab this one, for fear that it will be gone if it is too late."
Ye Yaodong was also a little hesitant. He was a foreigner, so no one might believe him when he opened his mouth to speak. Moreover, they even criticized him, saying that he was jealous of their good business, so he might have to be beaten.
"Destroying someone's wealth is like killing one's parents. I'm afraid of being beaten."
"Uh... forget it, one is willing to be beaten and the other is willing to suffer. It's just two days of oil leakage from the buttocks. This one still tastes very good."
"Have you eaten?"
"I didn't know that when I was a kid, I ate it once."
"Have you eaten ass oil once?"
Aguang: "!?!"
"I am talking about oily fish!"
"What kind of oily fish are you talking about? Don't you guys talk nonsense? Are you here to cause trouble? A foreigner is so bold and dares to come here and talk nonsense."
"That's right, this is a genuine deep-sea salmon, some kind of oily fish. Don't talk nonsense and keep your mouth shut."
Unexpectedly, they met someone who knew the goods. When the two fishmongers heard this, they panicked and immediately opened their mouths and yelled at them.
Come on, the firepower has been attracted, Ye Yaodong thought, he could only bite the bullet.
"We are not wrong. This is oily fish. It is poisonous. Oil will leak out of the butthole after eating it, and it can't stop leaking. You two are so evil. You mistake oily fish for salmon, fool the people, and make money.
People with dirty money will go to the eighteenth level of hell."
The people who were picking fish were instantly frightened and did not dare to pick any more fish, and even took a step back.
"Is this fish poisonous?"
"Really? Is this fish poisonous?"
"How dare they sell poisonous fish?"
"Ah! Then I don't want it anymore. I want my money back. I don't want the fish anymore. You guys are so black-hearted. You still sell poisonous fish. Do you sincerely want to poison us?"
The two fishmongers immediately became anxious, "Shut up and stop talking nonsense. What I sell is salmon. Why do you make false accusations with empty words?"
"That's it, folks, don't listen to him. What do outsiders know? They are jealous of our good business and attracting so many customers, so they come to cause trouble. Don't listen to him. Who dares to sell poisonous fish to others?
You’re not afraid of being shot.”
"That is, both of our faces are exposed here and everyone can see it. How dare we sell poisonous fish?"
Everyone heard this and thought it made sense.
Comparing locals with foreigners, of course they choose to trust locals.
"It's not enough to be shot. This fish is poisonous. In fact, it's not really poisonous. It just contains wax and fat that the human body cannot absorb. Once it is eaten, the butthole will keep spraying oil. As you can imagine, when walking on the road, the butthole will not stop.
The oil leakage stopped..."
"It's nonsense. Don't listen to his nonsense. They must also be fishmongers who came here to destroy it on purpose. How could such a good deep-sea fish leak oil after eating it?"
"You two who know each other should get out of here quickly. Everyone can go about their own business and don't interfere with each other."
Aguang said: "You two black-hearted fishmongers, are you anxious when you meet us who can identify the goods? Others can deceive us, but don't even think about fishmongers. I have a pair of piercing eyes. You can tell at a glance that you are a fishmonger."
What kind of fish?"
Ye Yaodong also said in a God-like manner: "This fish will cause stomach cramps after eating, and the oil will continuously flow out from the anus... If you eat more, it will also cause the feces in the intestines to flow out together.
And it’s uncontrollable, you can imagine.”
"We are not from the local area, nor do we sell fish. We have no grievances against him. We just happened to come here to buy vegetables. We heard the shouting and came over to take a look out of curiosity."
"If this is really the case, how can salmon be so cheap? There is an old saying that goes very well. Good products are not cheap, and cheap products are not good. No one would sell fish at a loss."
"Hurry up and pay me back, I don't want the fish anymore..."
"I don't want it anymore...refund the money..."
"Don't listen to their lies, they are just here to cause trouble..."
This point has been updated and I didn’t let you down. I really worked too hard! I’m afraid I’ll make you wait in vain and disappoint you, so I’ll give you a monthly ticket as a reward!
Chapter completed!