Chapter 133 Impossible Mission(1/2)
Lu Chengwen brought Zhao Gang and Jiang Shihan to the area.
Hun Tiangang suddenly jumped out: "Haha! What a good disciple! You have come to visit my master!"
Lu Chengwen was startled, and felt reassured when he saw it was Huntian Gang.
Then I thought about it, damn, I know why the military advisor and King Jintuo appeared here!
Did these two idiots really come to see my master?
Why don't you go back and ask Long Aotian about the market situation?
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, are you doing well?"
"Very good, very good. Oh, these two are..."
"Oh, this is my secretary Jiang Shihan, and this is Zhao Gang, my assistant and driver."
Hun Tiangang nodded: "You changed your girlfriend again? Just take it easy. The most important thing in practicing martial arts is to preserve your essence. Don't be too indulgent."
Jiang Shihan was extremely shy, and Lu Chengwen was also embarrassed: "Master, is there anyone coming to trouble you?"
"No!"
"No?"
"No!"
"oh."
"What's wrong?"
"Oh, it's okay." Lu Chengwen was puzzled. He could find the master in a staggered way, but why didn't those two guys show up?
King Jintuo's injury must be too serious, and they are healing, huh.
Huntian Gang smiled and said, "Let's go and sit in my cave."
Lu Chengwen was frightened when he mentioned the cave. Nothing good usually happened in the cave, and the psychological shadow left by the cave was too heavy.
When we arrived at the cave, there was a circular earth stove made of stones on the edge of the cave, with wooden shelves on both sides. All the fires in the middle were extinguished, leaving only a pile of charcoal burning slowly, releasing a small amount of heat.
There is a thigh wearing a robe on the shelf. The thigh is very plump and the fragrance is very attractive.
Lu Chengwen and others were really hungry.
Huntian Gang smiled and said, "Are you all hungry?"
Lu Chengwen rubbed his hands in embarrassment: "Master, to be honest with you, we have been walking all day, more than seven hours."
"Hahaha, eat, eat, eat, you eat. I watch you eat."
"okay!"
The three of them tore open the deer's legs and began to feast on them in large chunks.
Over there, Hun Tiangang went out carrying a dagger, and soon came back carrying a robe leg. He processed it and started roasting it on the rack.
This thing is really awesome.
There was no seasoning, but it was delicious for these three people.
Even Jiang Shihan, who has always paid attention to the image of beautiful women, had a mouth full of oil and a hideous face.
While Lu Chengwen was eating, he felt something was wrong and the ceiling seemed to be dripping.
Looking up, he was startled and took a few steps back: "What's going on!? What's going on!?"
On the ceiling, King Jintuo and the military advisor were stripped of their clothes, leaving only their shorts on.
The two of them were very hungry. Watching the three people below feasting on their food, smelling the aroma of barbecue, and listening to the five-star reviews from these people saying "it's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious." Can you stop drooling?
Hun Tiangang acted like a normal person: "Oh, it's okay, you can eat what you have."
Lu Chengwen had lost his appetite. How could he eat with two big living people hanging on top?
"Master, I just asked you, don't you have no one to trouble you?"
"That's right, no one bothers me!"
"Then the two of them..."
Hun Tiangang opened his eyes wide: "Are these two considered troublesome? Not troublesome at all. This!"
He pointed at King Jin Tuo: "He was lying down before I made a move! This!"
Then he pointed at the military advisor: "Just when I was about to take action, he vomited blood."
Lu Chengwenxin said how powerful you are!?
These two people are at the ceiling level of combat effectiveness I have seen so far!
"Uh...Master, why are you hanging them here?"
"punish!"
"Why... why?"
"This!" He pointed at the military advisor: "He lied to me. He said that you asked them to kill me, and that you wanted to use my hand to kill them. Are you kidding me? How can my apprentice be so bad? How stupid can I be?
?You know the master’s IQ, Gaga is smart! They can’t deceive me!”
Lu Chengwen nodded: "What about this?"
"Wow, this is even more exaggerated. After he woke up, he even asked me if I asked you for a lot of money. You said it yourself, did I ask you for money?"
"No." Lu Chengwen answered happily: "Master treats his disciple as his own son and has never asked for money."
Lu Chengwen looked at the pitiful looks of these two people.
I was really arrogant before, making myself feel that I might die in their hands anytime, anywhere.
But looking at their virtues at this time, for some reason, Lu Chengwen felt that they were so pitiful.
I've done too much harm to myself.
Huntian Gang is so perverted!
Even I can't stand Huntian Gang's tricks.
Lu Chengwen scratched his head in embarrassment: "Master, what are you going to do with them?"
Huntiangang warmed the legs of his robe and smiled: "I plan to let them be the stone lions of my town house."
Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: "You are creative, as expected of you, Master. But humans are made of flesh, how can we make stone lions?"
"Don't be afraid! I used fossilized cotton palms to beat them until their limbs were petrified. Aren't they just stone lions?"
When the two people heard this, they were frightened.
Fossil cotton palm!? Is there such a terrifying kung fu?
Lu Chengwen said: "That's not right. What if they run away?"
"You're not afraid of that!" Huntian Gang said with a beaming eyebrow, "I can break their legs, reattach them, wait until they are almost full, then break them, reattach them again, and so on... This way they won't be able to escape."
The two people above felt that this old man was a devil.
The more I listen, the more scared I get!
Lu Chengwen still had doubts: "That's not right! The stone lions in the town house are one male and one female! Both of them are male!"
"That's right! You're not afraid of that!" Huntian Gang pulled out the dagger: "Can't it be enough if I 'transform' one of them into a lioness? Good disciple, which one do you think I should transform first?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, if you say 'reform first', then both of them will have to be stabbed."
"Hahaha, that's right, two lionesses? Is there such a thing?"
The two people above are determined to die.
Lu Chengwen is here to deliver a critical hit!
If he hadn't kept asking, he probably wouldn't have been able to come up with so many tricks.
Good guy, he kept saying "That's not right", and the old man kept saying "That's not scary!"
The two men were completely in harmony discussing how to torture them.
Moreover, this move cannot be described as damaging, it is definitely a pervert!
And it’s very creative! Would you say it’s scary?
"No, Master, that's still wrong." As soon as Lu Chengwen said that, the two people above him started crying.
Lu Chengwen said: "The lioness still has to step on a little lion!"
The two people above opened their eyes wide and looked at Lu Chengwen in disbelief.
"Really?" Hun Tiangang asked cutely.
"Yes." Lu Chengwen replied affirmatively.
"Don't be afraid of that!" Hun Tiangang waved his hand: "Is it okay if I transform this thin one into a female lion and let them make a little lion for me?"
The expressions of Zhao Gang and Jiang Shihan froze.
To be continued...