Chapter 161 Six Talents(2/2)
"I don't lack that stuff!" Lu Chengwen slapped the back of his right hand and patted the palm of his left hand: "The world! What's wrong with the world! Please explain it to me clearly!"
System: "Don't get excited, host. If I could explain it clearly, wouldn't I have already made it clear? There must be a reason why Lama can't explain it clearly!"
"No, the world is going to end, and you are still so happy?"
System: "Because host you have given us great confidence!"
"Confidence is a big hammer!" Lu Chengwen was going crazy: "Sister, stop making trouble! I can't save the world! I'm just a food delivery guy!"
"I have no merits or abilities!"
"If it weren't for the pressure of life and my mother's illness, I would only earn more than 3,000 yuan a month and hang out in an Internet cafe with my brothers!"
"I am greedy for money, lustful, excited when I see money, and lustful when I see beautiful women;"
"I'm timid and afraid of getting into trouble. When I see someone playing rogue in the street, I always walk around! I'm afraid that it will have anything to do with me!"
"I have hundreds of gigabytes of island country movies on my hard drive. The most consumed daily necessities every month is toilet paper!"
"I was delivering food in order to get good reviews, so I ran a red light and nodded and bowed to the traffic policeman..."
"How can an ordinary person like me save the world!? Where is Wu Jing? Where is Captain America? What is he doing?"
System: "While he was preparing for a new movie, the world was attacked and became stationary."
"What's going on? Can you explain it to me clearly!?"
System: "That's it! All parallel worlds, with the earth as the central explosion point, freeze instantly at the same time!"
"At that moment, there were only six people on the earth between death and survival, and you were one of them. The remaining five people, one was a member of the U.S. Navy SEALs, one was a world-class Korean Taekwondo champion, and one
They are Russian astronauts, one is a research and development professor at India’s high-end weapons research institute, and the other is a Japanese politician.”
Lu Chengwen nodded: "These people are more powerful than each other, but you choose a food delivery person to save the world!?"
"The U.S. Navy SEALs believe that the world has the freedom to freeze, and bad guys also have the freedom to freeze the world, so..."
"Damn! What about the Taekwondo champion from Bangzi Country? He came to learn ancient martial arts. Isn't he better than me?"
"Well... when he came out, he said that all the heroines are his, all the money is his, all the property is his, including Long Aotian. Long Aotian's weather exploded, and it was a big blow seven times
Your mouth will be so slapped that it will kill you."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Long Aotian has some merits."
"Astronaut! He is from a fighting nation! He must be very powerful, right?"
"It stands to reason that this is the case, but his temper is too bad. Every time he had seven opportunities, he opened the door and went to duel with Long Aotian, so... he left without any regrets."
"That Ah San!" Lu Chengwen said: "Indian elites are said to be very smart, high-IQ humans. He should be more suitable than me!"
"Well... he did perform the best, but Long Aotian is born in the year of Ox, and he thinks Long Aotian is the savior. And he drinks cow urine every day to keep fit, and has been trying to make Daihuitian pills with cow dung... eat
He died not long after. Oh, not once. One time, he sincerely invited Long Aotian to drink cow urine. Long Aotian felt insulted. Speaking of which, this was considered a death caused by a conflict in cultural customs."
"Japanese ninja...you don't need to say anything." Lu Chengwen said: "He must have felt that Xuecheng could no longer accommodate him, so he started to invade, right?"
"No, he thinks Long Aotian is the most powerful in the world, so he decided to be Long Aotian's dog."
Lu Chengwen sat there with his eyes closed, feeling hopeless.
"Host, do you have any questions?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "So, I'm the only one left, right?"
"Yes dear!"
"What happens if I fail?"
Lu Chengwen's eyes turned red.
Chapter completed!