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Chapter 397 What are you comparing to!?(1/2)

 Huo Wendong looked confused, "Why are you laughing?!"

Lu Chengwen smiled and waved his hands, "It's okay, it's okay."

Huo Wendong said angrily, "Do you have Longjinghumengwan in your hands?"

"Huh? Yes!" Lu Chengwen agreed, "It's in my hands."

Huo Wendong asked, "Are you sure?"

Lu Chengwen smiled, "Of course this is certain."

"Sell it to me, and I'm warning you, if it smells bad, I'll fight you!"

Lu Chengwen burst out laughing, and Hua Xuening behind him couldn't help laughing either.

Huo Wendong didn't know why they were laughing. "What's so funny!?"

Hua Xuening is so happy!

These people are so stupid!

Much more stupid than me!

This Huo Wendong, he eats shit, he eats shit, he eats it so happily!

Long Aotian narrowed his eyes: "Cheng Wen, there is something wrong with the two pills that the rider took away before, right?"

"ah?"

Lu Chengwen laughed so hard that tears flew down his face, and he wiped his tears, "He took a shitty pill! Come and beg me, saying that without Longjinghumengwan, he would be dead. Do I care about his life or death? I just won't give it."

, what can he do to me?"

"Then what?"

Lu Chengwen said with a smile, "Then he found a pile of dog poop in my backyard. He rubbed the dog poop there and made it look like balls. I asked him what he was doing by rubbing it. Isn't it disgusting? He said it was useful.

.so……"

"I'll fuck him!"

Huo Wendong is furious!

He suddenly stood up and said, "This rider, I spared his life, but he dares to plot against me like this! I caught him and will crush him to ashes! I...I...vomit..."

Bangdaomang was also confused.

Shit!? Shit balls!?

Holy shit! Isn’t this person too damaged!?

So let’s put it this way, let’s ask the young master to eat shit today!?

Lu Chengwen comforted him and said, "Hey, Wendong, Wendong, why are you so excited? Why are you eating?"

Huo Wendong was stunned, "No, no! Hey, how could I eat it? Who can eat it if it smells so bad? No, no, no."

Hua Xuening burst out laughing again.

Huo Wendong blushed and explained, "I got the elixir for my friend, what should I take? I'm fine, you all know it."

Lu Chengwen said, "It's okay if you don't eat it. That thing is not suitable for oral administration."

Huo Wendong felt that the more he explained, the more guilty he felt, and the more he explained, the more embarrassed he became.

In fact, everyone knows that he must have eaten it, but this kind of thing cannot be admitted even to death.

Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian and said, "Senior Brother, you won't eat it, right?"

Long Aotian was also laughing at Huo Wendong, feeling that he had made two billion with a piece of shit meat, which was a stroke of genius.

He immediately said, "How can I eat it? I can eat all that stuff? Are you stupid? Hahahaha..."

Lu Chengwen also laughed, Long Aotian also laughed, and the beauties of the two guards were also laughing.

Only Huo Wendong, whose face was burning, had to laugh along to show that he hadn't eaten.

Zhuge Xiaohua laughed so hard, "Our young master just licked it twice and didn't eat it at all!"

"Oh!?" Lu Chengwen was very excited.

Long Aotian turned around and glared at Zhuge Xiaohua. Zhuge Xiaohua knew that he had said the wrong thing and quickly lowered his head.

Huo Wendong stood up immediately, "Wow, haha, you still lick it with your mouth? Wow, you are really... Long Aotian, you are really brave! Wow, hahaha!"

He wanted to divert others' attention from himself by laughing at Long Aotian.

As a result, I almost vomited again.

"I didn't lick it." Long Aotian explained seriously with a straight face, "I just sniffed it a little and realized something was wrong, so I sold it for two billion."

"Two billion!?" Lu Chengwen said in surprise, "Buying shit!? Is there such a thing in the world?"

Long Aotian glanced at Huo Wendong proudly: "Mr. Huo, is there any?"

Huo Wendong's face was almost turning green.

"Just... don't talk nonsense! Let's talk about business! Lu Chengwen, Longjinghumengwan, do you really have it!?"

"Yes." Lu Chengwen said simply.

Long Aotian said, "Cheng Wen, give it to me."

Huo Wendong asked, "Why are you embarrassed? Open your mouth to ask for it?"

"Cheng Wen and I are brothers in the same sect! It's just a pill, and we have this friendship!"

"Then Cheng Wen and I are alumni of the same school. I'm afraid our friendship will be ahead of yours!"

"Damn! Compete with me!?" Long Aotian said, "Lu Chengwen and I are brothers who love each other!"

Huo Wendong said, "Lu Chengwen and I are also buddies who did business together!"

"He and I are the same master!"

"He and I are a mentor!"

"I kowtowed too much with Lawrence Lu!"

"I fought with Lawrence Lu!"

"Lu Chengwen has tricked me many times, he owes me a favor! Can you compare?"

"Lu Chengwen has defrauded me of a lot of money, and you are even defrauding me to settle the score with me!?"

The two of them looked at Lu Chengwen together, "Cheng Wen! Who do you want to give the elixir to?"

Lu Chengwen was stunned for a long time, "That's it... I said... do you want to give it to me?"

Both people were stunned at the same time.

"What are you two arguing about here?" Lu Chengwen felt funny, "I have the elixir, but I didn't say I would give it to you!"

Long Aotian said, "Cheng Wen, you know my situation. If you help me once, I will definitely come back in the future."

I'll repay you."

Huo Wendong also quickly said, "Cheng Wen, that friend of mine is dying. He wanted to keep a child before he died. Please help me, I can't treat you badly!"

Long Aotian laughed loudly, "Huo Wendong, if you can't do it, just say you can't do it. Why don't you say 'I have a friend'. To put it bluntly, you are the one who can't do it. You are the one who eats shit. You spend two billion to buy shit."

It’s still you! With your virtue, how can you fight with me?”

Hua Xuening said, "Tian'er, have you forgotten that at Seven Star Peak, you ate Master's food..."

"Shut up!" Long Aotian turned around and pointed angrily, "I'll beat you to death!"

Hua Xuening was immediately dissatisfied, "Stop yelling at me!"

Then he said to Huo Wendong, "He has eaten shit!"

Huo Wendong laughed loudly, "You eat shit! Hahaha, you have eaten shit!"

Long Aotian said angrily, "I'm different from you!"

"What's wrong? Did you eat too much?"

Long Aotian pointed a finger at the ground angrily and yelled, "Not only is there more than you, but I'm still eating it even though I know it's shit! You were deceived into eating it! The pattern is different!"

Huo Wendong opened his eyes wide and said, "Damn it! You still need to pay attention to the pattern when eating shit!?"

Long Aotian waved his hand, "Shut up!"

He turned back and asked Lu Chengwen, "Cheng Wen, senior brother, for this sake, this favor, do you want to help or not? Please give me a word!"

Huo Wendong also said angrily, "Lu Chengwen, this incident is entirely because of you. I have suffered a huge loss today. If you don't give me Longjinghumengwan, don't even think about doing good!"

Long Aotian turned around and said, "Ha! Now do you admit that you are inhumane?"

Huo Wendong said, "Don't you also have something to hide? What's so magical about you!?"

"I have a date! Five years later, I will still be a good man! And you, this life will be miserable!"

"I got the Dragon Spirit Tiger Pill, and I will be a complete man in no time! Faster than you!"
To be continued...
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