0007 Will there be a princess to wake me up with a kiss?(1/2)
"This shame..." Piccolo roared after regaining his strength: "I will pay it back to you a thousand times!"
Because of Zhang Taiping's attack, the scarf on Piccolo's head had already fallen off, but it was kept flying around, so the ordinary audience didn't notice. But now Piccolo stood in the middle of the ring and kept roaring.
More and more people discovered that he looked almost exactly like the Piccolo Demon King three years ago.
"Of course it looks like it! I am the reborn Demon King Piccolo!" After admitting his identity, Piccolo made a chuuni declaration that he wanted to conquer the world, scaring all the audience away. Seeing this
Zhang Taiping was very happy about the situation. Now it was enough to protect Bulma and the others, which reduced the workload a lot.
Finally, the finals began with almost no audience.
Zhang Taiping gathered everyone who was left to watch the battle, took out a universal capsule from his pocket, put out a bunch of parts and began to assemble it "ping ping ping pong". After a while, he assembled a missile-shaped missile that was as tall as a person.
After Zhang Taiping fiddled with it a few times, the top of the missile was divided into six parts and opened, releasing a translucent cover to cover everyone in it.
"Qiang Qiang~" After fiddling with it, Zhang Taiping introduced: "The S-type portable energy shield generator can withstand Wukong's full attack twice when the energy is sufficient. This scale bar is the ability meter. When it drops to about half
When you inject air into this hemisphere, you can charge the shield!"
After explaining everything clearly, Zhang Taiping took out his homemade PMP and started playing with it.
"Well, should I say...is it worthy of being a civil servant?" After everyone looked at each other for a while, Xiao Lin came out to complain again.
Although they were surprised by Zhang Taiping's miraculous invention, everyone immediately turned their attention to the ring. After all, this was a game related to the safety of the world.
Amid the shouts of a group of people, Sun Wukong finally won the game. Zhang Taiping put away his PMP and energy shield, threw a fairy bean to Wukong, then came to Piccolo, found a branch from somewhere, and
Piccolo was poking him all over.
"Yo! Not dead?"
"It's...you bastard..." Piccolo couldn't move and could only keep poking at Zhang Taiping with his eyes.
"Oh, don't look at me like that, I'm here to treat you." Zhang Taiping said, taking out a fairy bean and stuffing it into Piccolo's mouth.
After recovering, Piccolo jumped up and looked at Zhang Taiping doubtfully.
Ignoring everyone who was frightened by his actions, Zhang Taiping shrugged and said: "If you die, then my teacher will die too. And, according to your logic, if you haven't defeated Wukong,
You couldn't conquer the world before, right? I don't think you can beat him in this life."
Zhang Taiping acted as spoiler as usual, and he didn't realize that he was driving Piccolo crazy.
"Before that I kill you first!"
Piccolo rushed over and slapped Zhang Taiping on the head, but before he hit him, he was immobilized with his super power.
"You can't kill me..." Zhang Taiping scratched his head and said after releasing the immobilization on Piccolo: "Although my kung fu may not be as good as yours, with my super power, you can't kill me even if you want to.
Maybe. I know I went a little too far in the martial arts competition just now. Wasn't it because I got hit easily all of a sudden? If you care so much..." He turned around and raised his butt to Piccolo, "Should I let you poke me back?"
"Asshole! I'm not as nasty as you!" Zhang Taiping's shamelessness made Piccolo unable to even get angry. He turned to Sun Wukong and shouted: "Wait! It won't be long before I will definitely hit you and conquer you."
Of the world!" Then he flew away laughing wildly.
"I really don't know where he got his confidence." After complaining about Piccolo, Zhang Taiping walked up to Sun Wukong and said, "The teacher asked me to ask you, are you interested in becoming a god?"
"Don't be ridiculous!" Sun Wukong waved his hands repeatedly, "I will die if I stay in that boring place forever!"
"Yes!" Zhang Taiping nodded in agreement, "Only the teacher and Mr. ** can live in that poor place in the temple forever! Then I will go back and resume my life with the teacher. Goodbye, everyone."
"See you later."
"Bye now."
"biu!"
…
After Zhang Taiping said goodbye to everyone, he returned to the temple.
"Teacher, continue to be a god, a very promising career! Wukong refused!"
"...Is the temple so boring?" The god looked confused.
"Of course! Haven't you seen that I run away every time I finish practicing?"
The god was silent for a while and said, "Why don't you seal Piccolo and bring him back?"
"Why seal him? As long as Wukong is still there, there is no way he can conquer the world. Speaking of which, the people in your world are really simple. Even the bad guys are so simple. Should I say it is better to be upright or to be single-minded?
"
Regarding this question, the equally upright God did not know how to answer, so he had to change the topic.
"What are you going to do next? I have nothing left to teach you."
"Well, if you travel around and do experiments, you might suddenly find a way to go back."
"Speaking of the way to go back... maybe someone has a way, but I don't know if you can go there." God thought for a while and suddenly said.
"Eh?"
…
Yin room
"...That's how it is, King of Hell, please allow him to go to Lord Kaio!" God said to a huge bearded man.
Zhang Taiping had been in a trance after entering the underworld. Only then did he vaguely remember that there were Kaiou and Kaioshin in the Dragon Ball world.
"It's strange, why didn't the teacher think of asking me to find the King of Kai before? Moreover, I am a person who does not belong to this world. Logically speaking, I should not be able to enter the vagina of this world. The teacher has obviously thought of this too.
, will say that I don’t know if I can come here. I guess if I didn’t say it before, I think I can’t enter the vagina, but why can I come in now? Is it because I have increased my reputation in this world to the point of worship? This is unscientific
ah!"
"What are you muttering about?" God hit Zhang Taiping on the head with his cane, "The King of Hell has already agreed. Follow this ghost messenger to the Snake Path."
After thanking God and the King of Hell, Zhang Taiping followed the ghost messenger to the snake path. Looking at the long road with no end in sight, the lazy Zhang Taiping felt helpless.
"Please be careful not to fall under the clouds. Because under the clouds is hell, if you go down there you will never come back." The ghost explained to Zhang Taiping the precautions.
"Oh, thanks for the reminder."
After Zhang Taiping said this, he used his superpower to fly forward.
When I was tired, I just lay down on the snake path and took a nap.
When you're hungry, chew a fairy bean.
If you are thirsty, there are various drinks in the universal capsule.
When I got bored, I took out various homemade game consoles.
After flying for who knows how long, he finally arrived at the end of the snake path. Zhang Taiping looked around, found the asteroid where the Kaioh was, and then flew over.
"Fuck!" As soon as he got close, Zhang Taiping was sucked in. "This exaggerated gravity is almost ten times that of the earth."
Zhang Taiping lay on the ground to feel it, used his super power to slightly adjust the gravity on his body, and then stood up easily.
"What an amazing ability."
Zhang Taiping followed the sound and saw a fat man with tentacles on his head and small sunglasses walking over with an orangutan.
"Eh? It's nothing, because I usually use my superpower to add 15 times the gravity to myself, so I can adapt to it as long as I weaken my superpower." Zhang Taiping said nonchalantly.
"Is that so?" The king of the realm was surprised, "Then, why did you come to see me? A visitor from another world."
"...So, I want to ask you, is there any way for me to go back?" Zhang Taiping asked after explaining his purpose to the Kaiou.
"I have no way of letting you go back." The King of Kai paused and looked at Zhang Taiping who was getting depressed and continued: "But you came to me in time."
"timely?"
"Yes, because you are being assimilated by this world. If you were a few years ago, you would not have been able to enter the vagina of this world, but now, your soul has begun to be controlled by the king of hell in this world.
.In contrast, even if you die now, you can be resurrected with the Dragon Balls. But if this continues, you will be completely assimilated into this world and will be unable to go back."
"Then what should I do?" Zhang Taiping asked anxiously upon hearing that he might not be able to go back.
"Stay here, I will take some time to adjust your soul, so that your soul has the 'temporary residence qualification'. In this way, although your soul is still under the control of this world, it will no longer be assimilated. At the same time, you can
Use the Dragon Ball to realize your wish. However, because you are only eligible for temporary residence, the wish of the Dragon Ball will be discounted. Maybe the year you go back will be wrong. Maybe your age and even gender will change after you go back. Maybe what you go back to is just
The soul may send you to other worlds. But the good thing is that even if you go to other worlds, you will not be assimilated, and you can still find other ways to go back."
The King asked after letting Zhang Taiping digest the information he said.
"How about it? Do you plan to continue to find your way back, or simply settle in this world?"
"Let me think twice..." Zhang Taiping kept thinking in his mind. After all, with his incredible superpower and familiarity with the plot, he will definitely be able to live comfortably in the Dragon Ball world, not to mention that he can still
Use the dragon balls to resurrect and become stronger, then get some Saiyan genes or something. Zhang Taiping's skills are definitely better than the guy who created Cell, but in the end the desire to go home prevailed.
Zhang Taiping raised his head and said to the King of Kai: "I want to go home!"
"Then, the first thing you have to do is tell a joke that makes me laugh!"
"Damn it! I forgot about this!" Zhang Taiping scratched his head, "I can't remember what kind of joke Sun Wukong was telling at that time, and... what Kaio likes to tell should be Japanese-style cold jokes...
…I only remember that kind of thing like ‘the quilt flew away’, so forget it, I just told you to try it first.”
"The quilt... flew away..." (Note 1)
To be continued...