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0003 It turns out that the stories in fairy tales are all lies(1/2)

"Sorry, I can't fulfill your wish." Shenlong said after being silent for a while.

"Eh?"

"Because you do not belong to this world, my ability cannot be used on you. It is like a person can only be resurrected once. This is limited by the rules."

"Then can you tell me how I can go back?"

"Feel sorry……"

"Then can you tell me who can help me go back?"

"Feel sorry……"

"Then can you tell me who or what method is possible for me to go back? No matter how small the possibility is!"

"Feel sorry……"

"What else can you say besides saying sorry!" Zhang Taiping went crazy.

"If you have no other wishes, then I have to leave." Shenlong said something other than sorry as he wished.

"You want to run away without even granting one of my damn wishes? Didn't you say that any wish can come true? Shenlong can also lie to people?"

"Because you are not from this world, I cannot investigate anything related to you, so even if there is a way to let you go back, I have no way of knowing. This is also limited by the rules. In addition, 'Tell me about you'

I can fulfill any of your wishes.' was the opening statement set by the person who made me, so it's not a lie."

"You are so shameless!" Zhang Taiping angrily shook his heart from the coffee table.

"What is the festival...?"

"I'm so desperate! I'm so desperate for this world where even Shenlong is a fool!" Zhang Taiping burst into tears.

"Because you are not from this world, so..."

"This world, this world... I don't believe you can reduce the expansion rate of the universe by three percentage points!" (Note 1)

"I can."

"Eh?"

"Your wish has come true, goodbye."

"Give... give me a moment!"

Shenlong completely ignored Zhang Taiping's attempts to stay, and the dragon ball rose into the sky, split into seven and flew away into the distance.

"Hey!" The original protagonist, who had been playing soy sauce beside him for a long time, jumped up quickly and stopped the four stars. "Um, are you okay?"

Zhang Taiping was frustrated and bent forward.

"Haha, I didn't expect that there are things that Shenlong can't do."

Zhang Taiping continued to bend forward in frustration.

"Well..." Sun Wukong thought for a long time but didn't know how to comfort him, "Cheer up, there will always be a way."

"You're cheating your father!" Zhang Taiping burst out in silence, startling Sun Wukong. "This is no longer a cheat on your father! This is a cheat on your grandpa!!"

"Is this what people do?! Ah? Don't take the porcelain job without that diamond! Ah? Give someone hope and then crush it. Do you know how much harm this does to my glass heart? Ah?

The rules are limited, the rules are limited, it’s so limited! Why don’t you write instructions for use on the dragon balls! Ah?”

"Well... I don't think it's appropriate to write instructions for use on Dragon Balls."

"The disadvantage is not here!"

"The disadvantage?"

"Don't worry about little things like that!"

"oh……"



"Whoosh! Whoosh!"

Swearing is also a labor-intensive job. After a lot of scolding and blaming others, Zhang Taiping finally calmed down.

"Um..." Sun Wukong finally found a chance to speak, but found that he still didn't know the name of the man who asked him to borrow the dragon ball.

"Zhang...Zhang Taiping...huchi...huchi..."

"Zhang Taiping, just now Shenlong said that you are not from this world?"

"Well, I came to this world inexplicably. Although I am also from Earth, this Earth is very different from the one I live in."

"It's really interesting."

"Ha...it's nice to have such a carefree character like you..."

"?"

"Nothing," Zhang Taiping waved his hand, "Well goodbye, I still have to find a way to go back."

"By the way! You can go to a place called Jialin Tower. The Jialin Immortal in the tower may have a solution!" The good man Sun Wukong gave him an idea.

"That greedy cat? I always think it's unreliable. Forget it, it's a dead horse being treated as a live doctor."

"Eh? Do you know Immortal Jialin?"

"Oops!"

"You are indeed a powerful guy, let's have a fight!"

“It’s still impossible to avoid the coldness of soul!!!”

"watch out!"

"Don't you give me time to prepare?!"

Although Zhang Taiping was ridiculously strong when using his superpowers, and it was extremely easy to kill the current Sun Wukong, due to the influence of the "fist to heart" setting in the Dragon Ball world, he did not use superpowers, but relied on being beaten.

The physical fitness strengthened by the improved super divine water has embarked on the path of "if I slap you in the face, we will be friends for life" (note 2). However, Zhang Taiping was not from an ancient martial arts family before time travel, nor did he

I have never learned any fighting skills, and I have never been a special soldier. After time traveling, I relied entirely on my incredible superpowers, which led to the current sad situation of being beaten by Sun Wukong even though my physical fitness is clearly superior to that of Sun Wukong. Although relying on

With the genius mind that comes with time travel, he constantly absorbs and learns Sun Wukong's moves during the battle, and even learned the turtle style Qigong, a powerful weapon (Note 3), but in the end it was inevitable that he would be defeated.

"You are indeed very powerful!" After some "spiritual and physical communication" (by mistake), Sun Wukong said to Zhang Taiping: "Although your fighting experience is very poor, you have improved so fast! If you let Grandpa Turtle Immortal teach you, you will definitely

It will be even more powerful!"

"Ha...forget it..." Zhang Taiping, who was lying on the ground with injuries all over his body, raised his hands feebly, "Fighting and killing is not suitable for me. I am a researcher and a clerical worker."

"do not understand."

"I don't expect you to understand! Anyway, that's it. I'll go find that greedy cat and ask him to stop coming to fight with me. I'm not a martial artist, and I'm not interested in fighting at all!"

"Hey~ why? You are obviously so powerful, it would be a pity not to be a martial artist."

"This is a character issue, it has nothing to do with physical fitness. Just like that, it's gone!" After Zhang Taiping finished speaking, he quickly teleported and escaped. He was in pain all over and could no longer care about the exposure of his superpower.

"Disappeared! Zhang Taiping is indeed very powerful! You must force him to use this move in the next competition!" Sun Wukong instantly threw Zhang Taiping's words behind him.

If Zhang Taiping finds out, he will definitely regret it...



"A sneeze!"

Immortal Jialin stared at Zhang Taiping with twitching veins as he suddenly dodged in front of it and sprayed it with spittle.

"Did you come here just to spit on my face?!"

"What... this was an accident!" Zhang Taiping, who asked for help, quickly apologized, "Meow star... ah no, Immortal Jialin, I have something to ask you."

"I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about it."

"I haven't said anything yet!"

"Don't you just want to return to your own world?"

"Huh? You know?"

"Humph, of course, I am a Jialin Immortal. There is nothing that happens on earth that I don't know!"

"Isogi! Can you tell me how to cook squirrel mandarin fish?"

Zhang Taiping pointed his index finger firmly at Immortal Jialin and asked.

"...Do you still want to go back?"

"Tch! Didn't you tell me that there's nothing you can do? It's just a greedy cat, and it's of no use at all."

Zhang Taiping, who had been hit many times today, fell back weakly and lay on his back on the floor.

"I can't help it, but I know there might be someone who can."

Zhang Taiping, who instantly jumped up from the ground, rubbed his hands together and said to Immortal Jialin like a dog, "Oh my, isn't this Immortal Jialin? Long time no see, what do you want to eat tonight? I'll make it for you. !”

"...Where's your plan?"

"How can I have something like that if I don't even have a divine dragon!"
To be continued...
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