To say that this world is so big, it is really full of wonders. There are really all kinds of people, smart, stupid, honest, and treacherous. However, based on my experience in thousands of years of living, I have never seen anything like this.

This pair of cute characters in front of me, I have to say, they are really stupid and a little cute!

Asking a saint for identity documents is really the biggest joke ever. At least, I have never encountered such a thing in all my years of life.

"Two young brothers, I really don't have the credentials to prove that I am the leader of the Human Cult! However, you should report it first. When the Jade Emperor Haotian comes out, you will know the truth!" Even though I am pure and inactive,

He couldn't help but feel naughty, with a complicated and weird smile on his face, and said to the two of them calmly.

"Come again? Did you hit someone evil today?" When the two of them heard what I said, their expressions of horror disappeared, and they looked at each other with the same strange look in their eyes. When the two people in front asked Fu Xi, Fu Xi also used similar words.

Come to squeeze the two of you, now I am talking the same way.

Inviting the Jade Emperor to visit Nantianmen in person can indeed tell whether the identity of Lao Tzu, the so-called leader of the Human Religion, is true or false. If it is true, that's fine, but what if it is false? The Jade Emperor's identity is so noble that he cannot tolerate others.

teasing, not to mention

It was in the name of a saint. If the person in front of him was really a fake, and the Jade Emperor found out that he had been deceived, he would be furious. Naturally, this person's life would be in danger, but the two of them would not be able to escape the Jade Emperor's remaining wrath. They are destined to die in

Walking back and forth on the Immortal Platform

Although the two of them are stupid, they are not stupid enough to make fun of their own lives. This bet is absolutely unacceptable.

However, the two of them learned wisely this time and did not directly contradict me like last time.

"Don't blame me, Immortal. This matter is very important. I and others are very soft-spoken and dare not make any decisions! Please wait a moment, I will report it right away!" A smile uglier than crying appeared on the two people's faces, and one person stayed behind to take care of him.

I, alone, hurriedly ran towards the heaven.

I sat down on the back of the green bull calmly and looked around at the scenery of heaven out of boredom.

I don’t know whether it’s because the efficiency of Heavenly Court’s work is too high or because I’m too famous. In less than half a quarter of an hour after the Heavenly General came in to report, a large number of people poured out of Heavenly Court. The leader was none other than Haotian.

Taibai Venus, also known as the brain trust.

Taibai Jinxing came out of the Lingxiao Palace to drink, and happened to meet the general who hurriedly entered to report. He stopped and asked, and then he realized that I had arrived outside the Nantian Gate. Taibai Jinxing was shocked, and hurriedly ordered someone to go to the hall to inform Haotian that he would go first.

Go out with a group of people to greet you.

"See the Supreme Leader!" As soon as Taibai Jinxing came out of the Nantian Gate, he saw me who was looking forward to seeing him out of boredom. He was startled and hurriedly knelt down and bowed down. Others didn't know me, but Taibai Jinxing had followed Haotian for many years.

But those who know me ask the saints to wait at the Nantian Gate. If the saint is offended, the heaven will be destroyed in a blink of an eye. Taibai Jinxing knows the seriousness of the matter.

When all the generals saw Lord Taibai Jinxing, who was so high above them, they were so frightened that they hurriedly bowed down. They still dared to stand. They fell to their knees one by one, as if they were pushing gold over jade, and buried their heads deeply between their buttocks, never daring to raise their heads again.

"Everyone, get up!" I said calmly with no expression on my old face like dry tree bark.

Only then did Taibai Jinxing stand up tremblingly, with a flattering and flattering smile, and stood aside with his hands lowered, saying: "I didn't know that the saint's Dharma was coming, but we were at a loss to welcome him from afar, and we still hope that the saint will remember us. I don't know, but forgive me."

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"It doesn't matter, I also suddenly wanted to visit the Jade Emperor. I didn't say hello to you beforehand. I can't blame you!" I said with a faint smile, "I wonder if the Jade Emperor is now in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Yes, yes! The villain has already ordered people to go to the Jade Emperor. It is estimated that the Jade Emperor is already on his way to greet the saint at this time!" Taibai Jinxing replied.

"No need, the Jade Emperor is the respected emperor of the three realms. The teacher has appointed the master of the three realms and has a respected position. How dare I let the Jade Emperor go out to greet him! Take me to see the Jade Emperor now. I have something to discuss with him!"

As the closest favored minister to the Jade Emperor, Taibaijinxing could understand the Jade Emperor's heart best. Taibaijinxing knew that the Jade Emperor was a little resentful of these saints, but the saints were immortal and invincible, and the Jade Emperor was helpless against them.

, then he ostensibly obeyed the sage’s edict. However,

The Jade Emperor's apparent surrender does not mean that the Jade Emperor is really willing to let the saint sit high. After all, the Jade Emperor is also the supreme ruler of the three realms of destiny. He has his own power and dignity, so how can he really be willing to put down his arrogance?

I personally went down to the Lingxiao Palace to welcome Lao Tzu.

Since I take the initiative to open this door and give Haotian the opportunity to step up to the world, there is no reason for Taibai Jinxing not to hurry up and get off the donkey. If Taibai Jinxing doesn’t know how to deal with it at this time, and has to force Haotian to lower his status and come to Nantianmen in person, then

Taibai Jinxing's official career has come to an end.

"Yes, yes, yes! The villain is leading the way for you, please follow me!" Taibai Jinxing nodded repeatedly, bent over and walked half an inch behind me to guide me.

Leading people has a technical content. You can't walk in front of others arrogantly. This will make you look too arrogant and disrespectful to the guests. And you can't walk behind the guests. If you walk behind, it will really be a great disservice to the guests.

Respect, but how can you guide the guests?

For example, Taibai Jinxing walks slightly behind Lao Tzu. Firstly, it shows his respect for Lao Tzu. Secondly, it makes it easy to talk to him at any time and guides me. It has to be said that Taibai Jinxing has reached such a high position as an official, and his subordinates

He really has a lot of skills, at least his communication skills are obviously superior to others.

Under the guidance of Taibai Jinxing, I sat on the back of the green bull and slowly arrived at the Lingxiao Palace. At this time, a figure suddenly flew out from behind the Lingxiao Palace and landed directly beside me, kneeling on the ground.

His voice was slightly choked, "Disciple Xuandu, pay your respects to the teacher!"

It turned out that the person who suddenly appeared was Master Xuandu, who had been practicing hard in Tushita Palace.

"Get up!" I kicked off my right leg and floated down from the back of the green ox. When I was already in mid-air and before my body touched the ground, I rolled up my sleeves and shot out a soft force from the sleeves to help Xuandu Da.

mage.

"Teacher, when Dharma is here, why don't you inform the disciples in advance so that the disciples can greet you in advance?" Master Xuandu stood up with the help of my scroll and looked at me blankly. Although Master Xuandu stood up with his strength.

No matter how hard I try to hide it, I still can't hide the faint moisture in my eyes.

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Chapter completed!