284: [Baby Chapter] Bamboo horses make trouble with green plums(1/2)
(4: [Baby Chapter] Bamboo Horse and Childhood Plum (End) "Yes! Tell the truth!"
Just when she was undecided, Lu Chenxuan added something like this.
God! How dare she tell such a truth? She hesitated for a moment, and smiled flatteringly: "Well...how to put it! What kind of dragons are your children? Oh, dragons and phoenixes among men! They are all the best.
!”
She gave a thumbs up as she spoke, but looking at the faces of the two men, it was clear that they were not satisfied with her answer.
She suddenly had an idea and said: "It's hard to compare with this kid, but... Mr. Lu should be a little better than Mr. Qin in one area."
She gestured with her little finger, emphasizing that it was really just a little bit.
As a result, Qin Feng's face turned foul, and he cursed secretly: What happened to the damn girl's movie? Have you forgotten who the master is? You don't have any brains! However, Lu Chenxuan's tense face before was obviously much better, and he deliberately asked
Said: "Oh, really? Where is it a little stronger? Let me tell you!"
Xu Meimei was very happy when she heard this.
By the way, it feels super cool to chat with two such attractive men at the same time, right?
However, the way they looked before made people feel scared. Why not tell some jokes to lighten the atmosphere? She thought so and did so at the same time, so she bravely said: "What about this! It's actually a
Brain teaser, let's take a guess! Mr. Lu has something... it's a little longer than Mr. Qin's, guess what it is?"
Qin Feng and Lu Chenxuan were stunned at the same time after hearing this.
Excuse me, is this a colorful joke?
So, let me ask you, the current situation is that two men, who are married and have children, were teased by a little girl. Is that what happened?
So, they all mistakenly thought that the longer and shorter thing was something unique to men. Therefore, the expressions of the two people at the same time became... That's weird!
Needless to say, Qin Feng has a dark face.
What he was even more puzzled about was how Xu Meimei knew it? Could she still see it? Besides, did she have eyes? Why was she so sure that Lu Chenxuan's eyes were longer than his? Is this humiliating him? That's unreasonable!
The corners of Lu Chenxuan's mouth also twitched twice inadvertently.
If... this is a kind of boast, he believes that any man likes to be praised, but he is very scared! He has only seen this little nanny in Qin Feng's family a few times. They are innocent!
How could she know such a thing? What's more, he has changed his mind and started a new life for many years, okay? Don't accuse him so falsely!
The two men were in very different moods, their eyes darting towards the kitchen door.
Ever since, I broke into a cold sweat at the same time...
Xia Yuxun and Xue Bing were standing at the door of the kitchen at some point, one holding a kitchen knife and the other holding a spatula, looking at each other with evil eyes.
Did you hear them all?
Xu Meimei was caught in this tense atmosphere. After being stunned for a long time, she finally came back to her senses and said anxiously: "Oh! Where did you all think of it? I was talking about the name! The name!"
Didn't we agree on a brainteaser? I originally wanted to make a joke to lighten the atmosphere, but why did I become more and more nervous? I even used the kitchen knife. Maybe I was going to chop whoever! So she didn't say it right away.
The correct answer was announced.
The expressions of the four people slowly softened, and they looked like that.
The two women seemed a little embarrassed by the overreaction and hid back in the kitchen, while the two men stared at her, as if they wanted to delay her.
Xu Meimei is so scared!
She immediately added: "Have you...none of you watched "Love Apartment"?"
"What love?"
"What apartment?"
The two men asked again at the same time in a tacit understanding. Xu Meimei smiled dryly and suddenly didn't know what to say. Sure enough, there was a generation gap with them. The brainteaser she just mentioned happened in Love Apartment 2, okay? They
I’ve never seen it, no wonder I don’t know!
Just kidding, I didn't expect it to be a problem.
Next, they were no longer in the mood to joke. The two little p-children, who had just been praised by their respective fathers as being unique in the sky and unparalleled in the world, became hungry and the other peed, and they all started crying in unison.
The adults are in a hurry...
Haiyu held a Rubik's Cube in her hand and was playing alone on a rocking chair in the yard. Three big snow-white dogs lined up and squatted in front of her, looking at her. She pouted her little mouth and her little brows were tangled, concentrating.
Studying the Rubik's Cube in your hand, how can you put the same color on the same side? This doesn't work, this still doesn't work...
"Sister Haiyu..."
A cheerful voice came from behind her. Haiyu raised her head and glanced at Lu Yihang, who had appeared behind her at some point. She just glanced at him and immediately turned her face to the side, ignoring him.
There was always a shadow in her heart towards him.
"It's not like that, give it to me..." Lu Yihang ignored her indifference and stood aside for a while and then suddenly reached out and snatched the Rubik's Cube from her hand. His domineering and arrogant look was quite a bit like Lu Chenxuan's.
style.
Haiyu was robbed by him and immediately became anxious, "Lu Yihang, you bad guy, give it back to me!"
"You don't know how."
"Who says I can't!"
"Then you've been working on it for so long? Look..." He held the Rubik's Cube in his hand and played with it. Haiyu originally wanted to snatch it back, but seeing his skillful movements, he suddenly became distracted. After being in a daze for a while,
, he actually restored the Rubik's Cube, with each of the six colors occupying one side.
Haiyu was a little shocked. She had been studying this thing for a week and couldn't do it, but he had just fiddled with it for a little while, and he actually got it done. Her eyes couldn't help showing admiration.
Suddenly, he blurted out, "Lu Yihang, you are great!"
Lu Yihang touched his head and blushed for the first time after receiving praise from Haiyu's sister.
From a very young age, he knew how to interpret what it means to push beyond the limit. After feeling that Haiyu no longer rejected him, he immediately sat down in the rocking chair and sat next to Haiyu.
"Sister Haiyu, can I ask you a question?"
"What's the problem?"
"Do you think I am my father's biological child?"
"Of course, you and Uncle Lu look alike..."
"But, I feel that my father doesn't love me at all. He always scolds me. Not to mention how happy he is after having a younger brother. He only loves his younger brother..."
Haiyu tilted his head and thought for a while, then said dullly: "My father too!"
When it came to this, the two of them seemed to have found a common topic at once. They chatted for a long time, and they felt that they were in the same boat. They always felt that they had been ignored because they had a little brother at home.
In the end, Haiyu said very sensibly, "However, my parents have said that my little brother is still young and impractical, so he needs someone to take care of him. I am the sister, and I want to love my brother!"
Lu Yihang thought for a while and nodded.
The two little kids stayed in the yard for a long time, and they stopped communicating with each other until the adults asked them to go back for dinner. Haiyu was thinking, in fact, Lu Yihang is not that annoying after all!
However, as soon as this idea took shape in his mind, he immediately did something annoying again...
Lu Yihang jumped down from the chair first, and Hai Yu followed suit. However, a breeze blew by, and her little skirt was blown up by the wind. She had no time to cover it, but Lu Yihang's eyes widened, and then he shouted, "Hai Yu
My sister is wearing pink underwear with beautiful sheep on it..."
Although she was only a four-year-old child, Hai Yu was still blushing with embarrassment. She covered her little skirt, stamped her little feet and shouted: "Lu Yihang, you bad guy!"
Lu Yihang, you bad guy...
This sentence has almost become Hai Yu's mantra. As they grew up together, she said it to him many times, either in anger or in anger...
When I was six years old...
They went to elementary school together, in the same school, in the same class. Qin Haiyu was the most well-behaved and beautiful girl in the class, and Lu Yihang was the most naughty and arrogant boy in the class. He asked to sit at the same table with Haiyu, and also
He threatened the teacher and said that if he was asked to sit with Haiyu, he would be obedient, otherwise he would cause trouble. So, the teacher compromised, and so did Haiyu.
When I was ten years old...
Some other boys began to give gifts to Haiyu, so Lu Yihang told everyone regardless of who he was, that Qin Haiyu was his girlfriend and she would marry him as his wife in the future. Anyone who wanted to pursue her should fight with him first.
When I was twelve years old...
They went to junior high school, and they were still in the same school, in the same class. Haiyu's first menstrual period dyed her school uniform red. The other boys were laughing at her from behind. Her parents were not around. She felt aggrieved and wanted to cry. The only one who didn't laugh at her was
The person was Lu Yihang. He rushed over and took off his shirt, wrapped it around her waist, and yelled at the others that he would beat anyone who dared to laugh at Hai Yu again. That time, Hai Yu discovered for the first time that the shirtless Captain Lu Yihang
He's so handsome! He won the title of Lu Bu.
When I was fifteen years old...
A girl from the same school wrote a love letter to Lu Yihang. Haiyu didn't talk to him for a week after knowing it. Lu Yihang started teasing her, are you jealous? Do you like me too? Haiyu won't admit it, he won't admit it, although
She didn't like to see him talking to other girls, although during the inter-class basketball game, she was very unhappy when she saw those girls calling his name crazily to cheer him on.
When I was sixteen years old...
When they went to high school, they were still in the same school and the same class. There was a boy who transferred from other places and was crazy about Haiyu Zhankai. That time, Lu Yihang really had a duel with him, and both sides suffered losses. The teacher asked the reason,
Lu Yihang's children's shoes are cool and bold, and he told the teachers and leaders that he was right. He protected his future wife from being harassed and snatched away. What went wrong?
Then, Qin Feng and Lu Chenxuan were brought to school by their teacher at the same time to discuss the issue of premature love between the two children.
To be continued...