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99、【99】(1/2)

The entire group's IQ is offline.

The captain is irritable online.

Ten people were locked up in the small room, and the camera teacher who was standing in the corner silently, suddenly squeezed out. The group of IDs arrived and pressed Zhou Mingyu to the corner and beat him up.

Finally, the group bullied hid behind Cen Feng and said aggrievedly: "I didn't write these on the blog, I really don't know!"

As the door was open, a few savages walked in with plates. The plates were full of food, which was much richer than they had eaten these two days, including vegetables, meat and soup.

Everyone was indeed very hungry after leaving for a day. When they saw that there was food, they were immediately overjoyed and let Zhou Mingyu go for dinner.

As a result, the savage said to them in a rough voice before leaving: "Eat more, eat more weight, and slaughter one a day, it's just enough!"

id group: "…………”

Wuwuwuwu the rice in the bowl suddenly stopped being fragrant.

When everyone had enough food and drink, ten people sat on the hay spread on the ground, with their backs against the wall, with their unkempt and dirty faces, and their animal skins were all over the east and west. Everyone was dirty. With a look of lifelessness, there was only one song to describe this scene.

Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, I looked out the window with tears.

The director team was spraying water directly at the base camp as the pictures sent back by the machine.

It's miserable or the id team is miserable.

After a while of stagnation after the meal, Ying Xuze asked Cen Feng weakly: "Captain, what should I do next?"

I can't run away. Although the door is not locked, there are all savages standing guard with weapons on guard. They have to follow the rules of the program team and cannot force them.

Cen Feng pressed his eyebrows and said tiredly: "Let me ask for help from the traveler in time and space."

The director team said before that during the recording process, each of them has only one chance to ask for help from time and space travelers. Now, when will it last?

Ying Xuze's eyes lit up and he immediately raised his hand: "I apply for help from the time and space traveler!"

The director team held the intercom and ordered: "Leave it to him."

A cell phone flew in from the window.

Several people said a word and ran over to catch it. Everyone was very excited to get the phone. The phone did not have a screen lock. After pressing the interface, there was a number in the address book, and the note was "Time Traveler".

Ying Xuze pounced over and pressed hands-free, and a group of people formed a circle and stared at their phone nervously and excitedly.

I heard the phone beep twice. After it was connected, a cold system sound came out: "Hello, welcome to call the Time and Space Administration. Currently, people are busy at work and rest. Please press 1 to continue waiting. Please press 2 to transfer to self-service."

Everyone said: "Press 1 and press 1 to find customer service!"

Ying Xuze pressed it.

Opposite: "At present, people are busy working and rest. In order to reduce your waiting time, it is recommended to enter the self-service system. Please press 1 to continue waiting, and press 2 to transfer to self-service."

Ying Xuze pressed 1 several times in a row, and finally got angry and turned to press 2.

Handset: "Hello, welcome to use the self-service system of the Time and Space Administration. We are sorry to notify you that the system of the Administration is currently damaged and is under emergency repair. Self-service is temporarily unable to be used. Please press 1 for transferring to the manual customer service."

id group: "???"

Mom!!!

The director sat in front of the machine with a bucket of instant noodles and crossed his legs, proudly: "We have been using this tribal scene for so long, how could you let it go so easily?"

It was almost evening, and the phone was snatched away by the savage who broke in. Ying Xuze shouted to the camera angrily: "Then I'm not going to use this opportunity!"

After shouting, he squatted beside Cen Feng with grievance: "Brother Feng, what should I do?"

Cen Feng closed his eyes and rested: "Wait."

No matter where he was, even though he was wearing animal skins and was in a cage, he always had a calm and indifferent temperament. Seeing that the captain was so vain, everyone was not in a hurry. They sat down and started laughing and making fun again after a while.

Shi Ran entertained himself: "This is pretty good, and he ate and slept much better than before."

When it got dark, a huge bonfire was lit outside, which made the entire camp red. Dozens of savages danced around the bonfire, which was very lively.

Ten people were taken to the open space. The savage leader said that he liked to watch dancing. Whoever danced the ugly thing would eat first tomorrow. Zhou Mingyu cried with a wow voice: "Then I must have eaten me."

The dog-legged beside the leader held a whip and lashed them out: "Stand up! Hurry up! Didn't you hear our leader say you want to watch the dance? Dance one!"

The id group stood silently, and with Zhou Mingyu, he could only dance the theme song "sun and young".

Without bgm, everyone sang and danced. Zhou Mingyu hadn't forgotten his movements yet, and he could barely keep up. After dancing, the leader sitting on the tiger-skin chair applauded excitedly: "Not bad! Not bad! Good look! Do it again!"

Then the ten people jumped again.

Finally, I jumped "sun and young" ten times before finally letting them go.

Meng Xin cried and said, "I will never want to dance the theme song again in my life."

The leader indeed pointed at Zhou Mingyu and ordered his dog legs around him: "I'll eat him tomorrow morning. I haven't smelled so I want to eat spicy braised rice."

Zhou Mingyu hugged Cen Feng and cried.

After returning to the small room where he was imprisoned, the savage sent another midnight snack, sprinkled with sliced ​​cumin and served with fresh fruits and vegetables, which was very delicious.

He also specifically instructed Zhou Mingyu: "You eat more and try to grow two more pounds tonight."

Zhou Mingyu silently stopped gnawing on the legs of lamb.

He looked at the id group that had eaten very happily with pity: "Will you save me?"

Id group: "Eat, eat quickly, try not to be a starving ghost."

Zhou Mingyu said angrily: "Do you eat mutton? What you eat is your own conscience!!!"

This day, I crossed mountains and rivers, caught pigs and rabbits, and danced so long at night. The I-Team was tired than the previous two days, and I went to bed at around 10 o'clock.

Although the savage imprisoned them, they did not abuse them. They were covered with brown mats under the hay, which were quite soft. They even threw a few large quilts in.

Ten people slept together in a horizontal shop and soon fell asleep.

The cameras in the house also retreated, leaving only an automatic camera in the corner. The extras outside cleaned up, finished their day's work, and went back to the tent houses they arranged to sleep.

After all, it was not a real savage camp. The guests were all asleep, so the others naturally fell asleep. At first, they heard the sound of the staff talking to record tomorrow morning, but in the end they were all quiet.

The night passed silently.

At three in the morning, Cen Feng opened his eyes in the dark little room.

He didn't disturb anyone, so he turned over and sat up, walked to the window and took a look. The camp was empty and there was no one.

He slowly opened the door and walked out slowly. The night wind was fresh and with some unknown fragrance of flowers, he walked to the pool where the energy stones were placed, and silently stretched out his hand, putting all the energy stones inside into the sack he hung on his body one by one.

After pretending to be the stone, he walked back to the house again and woke He Sinian up first.

As the youngest youngest, He Sinian listened to his words the most. He opened his eyes sleepyly and saw the captain making a boo gesture to him, and immediately woke up.

Cen Feng said in a qi voice: "Wake up one by one, don't make a sound."

When the remaining eight people woke up, Cen Feng and He Sinian had already packed their things. Jing Xiangbai turned on his flashlight and shone it on the ground, which could reflect a little light.

Cen Feng said calmly: "Pack up your things, we're leaving."

Damn, it's exciting to play like this!

Of course, Zhou Mingyu couldn't ask for it: "Let's go, hurry up!"

Everyone's eyes emitted an excitement, and they were gone to sleep. Without saying a word, they packed their luggage. The group came out of the door, walked quietly through the camp, and then ran towards the forest full of moonlight in the distance.

The next morning, the staff got up yawning and prepared to start the shooting of the new day.

The camera carried the machine and pushed the door in and took a look.

Damn???

Where is the person???

The director saw the empty room in the picture through the machine, and his soul was scared away. As the program was recorded, the guest disappeared. Is this the fuck a real supernatural variety show?

The entire camp was in a panic and looked for people everywhere. In the end, the director remembered the camera in the room and quickly called out the picture to see it.

After watching it, the entire program team fell into silence.

This is probably the first time in the history of variety shows, when the guests escaped from the program team and they didn't know where the person was running away.

The director roared out from the hill, startling the morning birds: "Go and find someone for me!!!"

Fortunately, this countryside is very safe, and they are not worried about the personal safety of the guests. Finally, they found the id group sleeping heavily in the tent at the space-time portal set up by the program team not far away.

The director looked at the ten people who were sleeping very soundly in the picture and was so angry that they were so angry that they had a heart attack. The assistant next to him smiled and asked, "What should I do now?"

"What else can I do? Everyone has come here, can I still take it back?" The director of the chief felt that it was necessary to keep a bottle of quick-acting heart-saving pills, so he contacted the logistics team: "Send a car to pick up people."

The other end said strangely: "Aren't you going to do a day's mission in the camp today? Why is it so early?"

Director: “……………Don’t ask, asking is a breakdown.”

The staff at the scene woke the person up with anger and smile.

The id group was fine, and they got up to wash and wipe and pack up their things. The staff couldn't help asking, "Why are you running away in the middle of the night?"

Shi Ran: "Damn, you all want to eat us yet you won't run away? We are not stupid."

Staff: “…………”

After everyone finished washing and packing, Cen Feng took out the energy stone in the sack and handed it to Zhou Mingyu: "Can you go back to modern times now?"
To be continued...
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